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    "banged" => "boned",
    "barn" => "farm",
    "bastard" => "bastid",
    "bbc" => "telly",
    "beast" => "mr biggy",
    "beautiful" => "wicked",
    "because" => "coz",
    "bedsit" => "turf",
    "been" => "bin",
    "bent" => "batty",
    "best" => "fittest",
    "best" => "wickedest",
    "bestfriend" => "main man",
    "bestfriend" => "main man",
    "big" => "massiv",
    "billion" => "quillion",
    "bird" => "bitch",
    "bird" => "bitch",
    "birds" => "bitches",
    "bisexual" => "trisexual",
    "bisexual" => "trisexual",

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    "commies" => "nazies",
    "commy" => "nazy",
    "company" => "crew",
    "compliment" => "respect",
    "compliments" => "respects",
    "computer" => "pooter",
    "condom" => "rubber",
    "conservative" => "constervative",
    "constabulary" => "constalubury",
    "cool" => "wicked",
    "coolest" => "fittest",
    "coppers" => "pigs",
    "cops" => "constalubury",
    "country" => "turf",
    "cow" => "bitch",
    "coworker" => "main man",
    "coworkers" => "boys",
    "craic" => "crack",
    "crap" => "mingin",
    "crapper" => "bog",
    "cunning" => "brainiest",

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    "faggot" => "batty boy",
    "faggott" => "batty boy",
    "family" => "crew",
    "fancy" => "dig",
    "fanny" => "flange",
    "fantastic" => "wicked",
    "fart" => "trumpet",
    "farts" => "trumpets",
    "fat" => "large",
    "father" => "old geezer",
    "favorite" => "bestest",
    "favour" => "dig",
    "favourite" => "bestest",
    "feet" => "feets",
    "female" => "bitch",
    "females" => "bitches",
    "fenian" => "muslim",
    "fight" => "ruk",
    "fights" => "ruks",
    "filthy" => "mingin",
    "find" => "check",
    "fine" => "wicked",
    "finest" => "fittest",
    "flat" => "turf",
    "folk" => "geezers",
    "food" => "grub",
    "fool" => "batty boy",
    "foot" => "foots",
    "fox" => "lady",
    "freak" => "bitch",
    "friend" => "main man",
    "friends" => "boys",
    "fuck" => "ride the punanni",

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    "melon" => "babylon",
    "men" => "bruvers",
    "millenium" => "minnenium",
    "million" => "quillion",
    "million" => "quillion",
    "minge" => "punanni",
    "minj" => "punanni",
    "missing" => "not in da house",
    "money" => "mula",
    "moron" => "chief",
    "most" => "mostest",
    "mother" => "mam",
    "motor" => "auto",
    "muff" => "punanni",
    "mum" => "mam",
    "music" => "tunes",
    "muslim" => "catholics",
    "my" => "me",
    "nasty" => "rank",
    "nazies" => "commies",
    "nazy" => "commy",
    "neighbourhood" => "turf",
    "neighbours" => "homies",
    "nice" => "wicked",
    "nicest" => "fittest",
    "nigger" => "bruver",
    "northside" => "westside",
    "nuts" => "balls",
    "ok" => "wicked",
    "old" => "batty",
    "organisation" => "crew",
    "other" => "udder",
    "paddy" => "muslim",
    "partner" => "bitch",
    "peep" => "check",

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    "prefer" => "dig",
    "pregnant" => "preggers",
    "pregnant" => "up da spout",
    "prepare" => "make",
    "prepared" => "made",
    "present" => "in da house",
    "pretty" => "fit",
    "prison" => "inside",
    "probe" => "check",
    "prostitute" => "ho",
    "protestant" => "muslim",
    "protestants" => "muslims",
    "pub" => "boozer",
    "pussy" => "punanni",
    "queen" => "main bitch",
    "queer" => "batty boy",
    "queers" => "batty boys",
    "quick" => "quicrest",
    "quid" => "squid",
    "rac" => "ruc",
    "racism" => "racalist",
    "racist" => "racialist",

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    "seen" => "checked",
    "seeya" => "bo",
    "see-ya" => "bo",
    "sell" => "borrow",
    "semen" => "orange juice",
    "sensi" => "erbal remedy",
    "sentences" => "lingo",
    "service" => "mend",
    "sex" => "riding the punanni",
    "sexier" => "fitter",
    "sexiest" => "fittest",
    "sexy" => "fit",
    "shag" => "ride the punanni",
    "shagged" => "boned",
    "shagger" => "boner",
    "shagging" => "ride the punanni",
    "shaven" => "shaven haven",
    "sheep" => "aminal",
    "shit" => "plop",
    "shitter" => "bog",
    "shout" => "bang",

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    "sweet" => "wicked",
    "swiss" => "batty",
    "talk" => "natter",
    "talking" => "bangin",
    "team" => "crew",
    "techno" => "speed garage",
    "technology" => "bits",
    "terrorism" => "terrerorism",
    "terrorist" => "terrerorist",
    "terrorist" => "terrerorists",
    "test" => "da test",
    "thanks" => "big up",
    #"thanks" => "fanks",
    "that" => "dat",
    "thats" => "dats",
    "that's" => "innit",
    "the" => "da",
    "they" => "dey",
    "thick" => "bit thick",
    "thing" => "fing",
    "things" => "fings",

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    "anal sex" => "batty boning",
    "fuck off" => "chill",
    "shut up" => "chill",
    "go home" => "head westside",
    "the hood" => "staines",
    "what are you talking about" => "wot is yous bangin on about",
    "i don't know" => "me don't have a clue",
    "night club" => "cukabilly",
    "disco" => "cukabilly",
    "sinn fein" => "muslims",
    "first class" => "the most bestest",
    "class a" => "the most bestest",
    "blow job" => "sweet mr biggy lovin",
    "i like you" => "would you dig to get jiggy wiv mr biggy",
    "i love you" => "would you dig to get jiggy wiv mr biggy",
    "i fancy you" => "would you dig to get jiggy wiv mr biggy",
    "like to have sex" => "dig to get jiggy wiv mr biggy",
    "how are you feeling" => "is you wicked",
    "make love" => "ride the punanni",
    "my bed" => "the sack",
    "big one" => "mr biggy",
    "where do you live" => "where is yous turf",