Acme-MakeMoneyAtHome

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      "Jon Portnoy <avenj@cobaltirc.org>"
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Makefile.PL  view on Meta::CPAN

# This file was automatically generated by Dist::Zilla::Plugin::MakeMaker v5.037.
use strict;
use warnings;



use ExtUtils::MakeMaker;

my %WriteMakefileArgs = (
  "ABSTRACT" => "I made 17047 dollars just posting Acme dists to CPAN",
  "AUTHOR" => "Jon Portnoy <avenj\@cobaltirc.org>",
  "CONFIGURE_REQUIRES" => {
    "ExtUtils::MakeMaker" => 0
  },
  "DISTNAME" => "Acme-MakeMoneyAtHome",
  "EXE_FILES" => [],
  "LICENSE" => "perl",
  "NAME" => "Acme::MakeMoneyAtHome",
  "PREREQ_PM" => {},
  "TEST_REQUIRES" => {

README.mkdn  view on Meta::CPAN

# NAME

Acme::MakeMoneyAtHome - I made 17047 dollars just posting Acme dists to CPAN

# SYNOPSIS

    use Acme::MakeMoneyAtHome;
    print make_money_at_home();

# DESCRIPTION

Exports the function **make\_money\_at\_home**, which can tell you how
much money your father's gym spotter's autistic goldfish made last month just

lib/Acme/MakeMoneyAtHome.pm  view on Meta::CPAN

  "autistic goldfish",
  "dishwasher",
  "valet",
  "caddy",
  "system administrator",
);

our @Activity = (
  "photoshopping dicks",
  "browsing 4chan",
  "posting memes",
  "mining scamcoins",
  "browsing CPAN",
  "avoiding honest work",
  "being a fucktard on Tumblr",
  "smoking weed",
  "scamming people",
  "writing to Nigerian princes",
  "collecting reddit karma",
  "mocking celebrities",
  "playing Farm Birds on MyFace+",
  "IRCing",
  "answering fetish surveys",
  "finding version.pm bugs",
  "blowing cocaine",
  "swiping Tinder",
  "posting to stackoverflow",
  "watching pornography",
  "measuring midgets",
);


sub make_money_at_home {
  my $activity = $Activity[rand @Activity];

  my @people;
  do {

lib/Acme/MakeMoneyAtHome.pm  view on Meta::CPAN

  ."a few hours per day."
}

print make_money_at_home."\n" unless caller; 1;


=pod

=head1 NAME

Acme::MakeMoneyAtHome - I made 17047 dollars just posting Acme dists to CPAN

=head1 SYNOPSIS

  use Acme::MakeMoneyAtHome;
  print make_money_at_home();

=head1 DESCRIPTION

Exports the function B<make_money_at_home>, which can tell you how
much money your father's gym spotter's autistic goldfish made last month just