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SEE ALSO
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AUTHOR
    Toby Inkster <tobyink@cpan.org>.

CONTRIBUTORS
    Alex Jones discovered that there are secretly other people who have
    contributed to this module but Toby Inkster is working with Microsoft and
    the Illuminati to cover it up. I tried to blog about it but all my posts
    keep getting taken down from Tumblr. There are hidden clues on GitHub
    <https://github.com/tobyink/p5-acme-conspiracytheory-random/graphs/contrib
    utors>. You don't want to know how deep this rabbit hole goes!

COPYRIGHT AND LICENCE
    This software is copyright (c) 2021 by Toby Inkster.

    This is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the
    same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself.

lib/Acme/ConspiracyTheory/Random.pm  view on Meta::CPAN

		my $topicname = $topic->{name};
		my $have      = $topic->{plural} ? 'have' : 'has';
		push @x, (
			"there's hidden clues in the Wikipedia page about $topicname",
			"THEY let it slip during an edit war in a Wikipedia page about $topicname",
			"Bible numerology has clues about $topicname",
			"the Voynich manuscript has clues about $topicname",
			"$topicname $have always been suspicious",
			"$topicname $have connections to THEM",
			"nobody really understands $topicname",
			"all my posts about $topicname keep getting taken down by Tumblr",
		);
	}

	if ( my $p = $redstring->{random_place} // $redstring->{bad_place} ) {
		my $bad = $redstring->{antagonist}{name}
			// $redstring->{protagonist}{name}
			// $redstring->{shady_group}{name}
			// shady_group( $redstring );
		push @x, (
			"the Wikipedia entry for $p keeps getting edited by $bad",

lib/Acme/ConspiracyTheory/Random.pm  view on Meta::CPAN

					"$group2 used $tool to try to stop $group_shortname but it didn't work.",
				);
			}
			
			if ( _RANDOM_( 1, 2 ) == 1 ) {
				$group3 = shady_group( $redstring );
				$redstring->{antagonists} //= $redstring->{shady_group};
				my $web = website( $redstring );
				push @parts, _UCFIRST_ _RANDOM_(
					"$group3 hacked the $group_shortname $web account to track them through $place.",
					"$group3 noticed $group_shortname used an IP address from $place to post on $web.",
					"$group_shortname contacted $group3 on $web about $artifact.",
				);
			}
			
			if ( $group2 and $group3 ) {
				push @parts, _UCFIRST_ _RANDOM_(
					"$group2 and $group3 are in contact with each other.",
					"$group2 and $group3 hired the same planner for their Christmas party.",
					"$group2 and $group3 are connected.",
					"$group2 and $group3 are probably working together.",

lib/Acme/ConspiracyTheory/Random.pm  view on Meta::CPAN

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=head1 AUTHOR

Toby Inkster E<lt>tobyink@cpan.orgE<gt>.

=head1 CONTRIBUTORS

Alex Jones discovered that there are secretly other people who have contributed
to this module but Toby Inkster is working with Microsoft and the Illuminati to
cover it up. I tried to blog about it but all my posts keep getting taken down
from Tumblr. There are hidden clues on L<GitHub|https://github.com/tobyink/p5-acme-conspiracytheory-random/graphs/contributors>.
You don't want to know how deep this rabbit hole goes!

=head1 COPYRIGHT AND LICENCE

This software is copyright (c) 2021 by Toby Inkster.

This is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under
the same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself.