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				$f->{author} . " had a secret home in $p",
				$f->{author} . " was secretly born in $p",
			);
		}
	}
	
	if ( my $animal = $redstring->{real_animal} // $redstring->{fake_animal} ) {
		push @x, (
			"the $animal wasn't mentioned in the Bible",
			"the $animal was mentioned in the Satanic Verses",
			"the $animal looks kind of weird",
			"nobody has ever seen a $animal in real life",
			"the $animal obviously isn't native to this planet",
			sub { "${ \ shady_group($redstring) } sacrifice $animal${\'s'} to ${ \ dark_lord($redstring) }" },
			"the $animal looks bigger in real life",
			"the $animal makes a funny noise",
			"Alex Jones did a podcast about the $animal",
		);
	}
	
	if ( my $mc = $redstring->{mind_control_device} ) {
		my $time = a_long_time();
		my $mcp = $redstring->{mind_control_device_plural};
		my $is = 'is';
		my $has = 'has';