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				sub {
					$redstring->{topic} = { name => 'vacuum cleaners', plural => 0 };
					"space isn't a vacuum because then it would suck all the air";
				},
				sub {
					$redstring->{topic} = { name => 'the firmament', plural => 0 };
					"there is a dome over the flat Earth";
				},
				sub {
					$redstring->{topic} = { name => 'Satan', plural => 0 };
					'the axis of evil in the cosmic microwave background was put there by Satan';
				},
				sub {
					$redstring->{topic} = { name => 'the zodiac', plural => 0 };
					'astrology has been scientifically verified';
				},
				sub {
					$redstring->{topic} = { name => 'the year of the dragon', plural => 0 };
					'the Chinese zodiac can predict the future';
				},
			);