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=head1 DIAGNOSTICS

Throws no warnings or errors of its own. But Chuck Norris can throw you wherever he likes.

use Acme::ChuckNorris does not die w/ “Can't locate Acme/ChuckNorris.pm in @INC …” it formats your hard drive

=head1 CONFIGURATION AND ENVIRONMENT

Chuck Norris requires no configuration files or environment variables (or food or love).

=head1 DEPENDENCIES

Chuck Norris depends on nothing. 

That said, individual functions might require() something. If so it will be documented w/ the function and in the Build.PL and Makefile.PL

=head1 INCOMPATIBILITIES

Chuck Norris is compatible with anything he chooses. The only driver he ever uses is a pile driver.

=head1 BUGS AND LIMITATIONS

Chuck Norris has no limitations.

No bugs have been reported.

Please report any bugs or feature requests to
C<bug-acme-chucknorris@rt.cpan.org>, or through the web interface at
L<http://rt.cpan.org>.

=head1 TODO 

Random Chuck Norris Joke function

Chuck Norris exception handler with only the ability to throw() (as-in "off a building")

=head2 SUBMIT YOUR IDEAS

There is a lot of potential for this module and ideas are welcome. 

I initially thought to fiddle with kill() and die() for grins but, for now at least, the inner Chuck says no.

=head1 THANKS

To Chuck Norris for being so awesome

My pals Woody and Parker for their Chuck-spiration

L<Acme::EyeDrops> for being so slick

=head1 SEE ALSO

For the crypto fans: L<WWW::SchneierFacts>

=head1 AUTHOR

This module wrote itself, just ask Daniel Muey  C<< <http://drmuey.com/cpan_contact.pl> >>

=head1 LICENCE AND COPYRIGHT

Copyright (c) 2010, Daniel Muey C<< <http://drmuey.com/cpan_contact.pl> >>. All rights reserved.

This module is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
modify it under the same terms as Perl itself. See L<perlartistic>.


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