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=head3 tell_the_truth

BooK has the pornstars theme on L<Acme::MetaSyntactic>. There must be a reason.

    my $tell_the_truth_quote = $bitch->tell_the_truth();

=head3 thats_nothing

BooK has the craziest ideas ever for auctions.

    my $thats_nothing_quote = $bitch->thats_nothing();

=head3 twisted_perl

BooK is known to write very obfuscated code.

    my $twisted_perl_quote = $bitch->twisted_perl();

=head3 words_of_wisdom

BooK claims he got a lot of wisdom from his grandfather.

    my $words_of_wisdom_quote = $bitch->words_of_wisdom();

=head3 random_quote

To tell you the truth, no one really knows what BooK is going to say next.

    my $random_quote_quote = $bitch->random_quote();

=head1 CONFIGURATION AND ENVIRONMENT

Acme-BooK-Is-My-Bitch requires no configuration files or environment variables.

=head1 DEPENDENCIES

=over

=item *

L<Acme::MetaSyntactic>,
L<Acme::MetaSyntactic::Themes>.

=back

=head1 FUTURE

=over

=item *

BooK is still growing. This module will evolve as BooK's arms grow.

=back

=head1 INCOMPATIBILITIES

None reported.

=head1 BUGS AND LIMITATIONS

All reported bugs have been fixed, all requested features have been added.

=head1 AUTHOR

José Castro  C<< <cog@cpan.org> >>

=head1 MAINTAINER

Philippe Bruhat (BooK) C<< <book@cpan.org> >>

=head1 ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

BooK actually wrote part of the code for this module and suggested
some of the ideas that were turned into methods.

This module is not about Cog mocking BooK; it's rather about Cog B<and>
BooK making fun of themselves.

We spent a very funny afternoon in a mini-hackathon in Birmingham
starting up this module. We finished its first version while at the
Old Joint pub with some more YAPC attendees.

=head1 $_ IS MY BITCH

The phrase "I<...> is my bitch" has been thrown around a lot during past
YAPC Europe conferences. This tradition has thankfully been lost, but some
artifacts remain:

=over 4

=item L<http://perl.ismybit.ch/>

The T-shirt that started it all when the first YAPC Europe was organized,
back in 2000.

=item L<http://schwern.ismybit.ch/>

Schwern worked for Belfast.pm, and all he got was this lousy T-shirt.
One of those shirts was auctioned at the Amsterdam YAPC in 2001.

=item L<http://greg.mccarroll.ismybit.ch/>

Dave Cross bought an obfuscation by BooK at the Amsterdam YAPC auction.
The code was revelead during the Paris YAPC auction in 2003, and the
crowd bid (and won) against Greg to see it run.

=item L<http://book.ismybit.ch/>

The temporary tatoo alluded to above, at the Vienna YAPC in 2007.

=back

=head1 LICENCE AND COPYRIGHT

Copyright (c) 2006, Jose Castro C<< <cog@cpan.org> >>. All rights reserved.

This module is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
modify it under the same terms as Perl itself.