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I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. Chief Wiggum
Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right. Chief Wiggum
Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city! Chief Wiggum
She didn't reckon with the awesome power of the Chief of Police. Now where did I put my badge? Hey, that duck's got it. Chief Wiggum
When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University. Ralph Wiggum
Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking! Ralph Wiggum
When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. Ralph Wiggum
I bent my wookie. Ralph Wiggum
Prinskipper Skippel... Primdable Skimpsker... I found something! Ralph Wiggum
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning. Ralph Wiggum
Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office. Ralph Wiggum
Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! Ralph Wiggum
Me fail English? That's unpossible. Ralph Wiggum
My cat's breath smells like cat food. Ralph Wiggum
I dropped my popstickle in your toy chest Ralph Wiggum
Milhouse: Why does Bart have a comic book? Comic Book Guy: Your questions have become more redundant and annoying then the last three 'Highlander' movies. Comic Book Guy
But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds... Oh, I've wasted my life. Comic Book Guy
Bart: It's valuable, huh?! Comic Book Guy: Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go, go, for the good of the city. Comic Book Guy
Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. Comic Book Guy
Stop right there! I have the only working fazer ever built. It was fired only once to keep William Shatner from making another album. Comic Book Guy
The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity... . Comic Book Guy
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Comic Book Guy
That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore. Comic Book Guy
Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels!) Apu Na...
Hey, hey, this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing put it down or I'll blow your heads off Apu Nahasapemapetilon
Shiva H. Vishnu! Apu Nahasapemapetilon
Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by presidents 'til the cows came home! Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions! Grandpa Simpson
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. Grandpa Simpson
Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. Grandpa Simpson
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