App-Relate-Complex
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A negative match feature can be used on the secondary terms: a
term with a leading '-' will filter out lines that match it.
Example:

   relate_complex my_site index -htm$

will screen out files ending in "htm" (but not "html").

This script has the extremely useful feature of automatically
omitting uninteresting files, but it's guaranteed that you'll
be confused by this some day, so don't say I didn't warn you.
As of this writing, by default files are ignored that match
these patterns:

      '~$';      # emacs backups
      '/\#';     # emacs autosaves
      ',v$';     # cvs/rcs repository files
      '/CVS$'
      '/CVS/'
      '/RCS$'
      '\.elc$';  # compiled elisp

relate_complex  view on Meta::CPAN 


=head2 dwim upcarets

The use of a leading "^" achor in a pattern is allowed, but is
silently transformed into a boundary match "\b".  Otherwise "^"
wouldn't be very useful (consider that with full paths *all*
listings match "^/") So instead we DWIM and turn "^" into a
beginning-of-name match.  An embedded or trailing "^" is left
alone.  Ditto for a "^" in front of a slash: if you ask for
'^/home/bin', maybe that's really what you want (as opposed to,
say '/tmp/backup/home/bin').

=head2 alternate filters

You can always determine which filters are available with the
"-L" option:

   relate_complex -L

By convention, the filters defined in the List::Filter::Library::*
modules are named with a leading colon.

relate_complex  view on Meta::CPAN 

Notably:

(1) Automatically generating all possible permutations to build
an alternation pattern that gets fed to locate with the -r
option (this turns out to be grossly slow).

(2) An efficiency hack where terms are sorted by length to
find a good one to use as the primary_term to hand to
locate... but you need to screen out any regexp terms when
you do that, and the overall behavior becomes too hard to
remember (it's eaisier to just say "the first term is
different, deal with that").

=head2 Relate Isn't Really

I like this slogan as a mnemonic: "relate makes the file
system a little more relational", though really this is an
abuse of the term "relational".

The point though, is that using "relate_complex" is something like
doing a database query where you specify certain constraints in

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 with the BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!

This ASIAGO-N-DRIED TOMATO combo would taste a lot better between two
 plastic SIPPER LIDS!

I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each
time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

I will establish the first SHOPPING MALL in NUTLEY, New Jersey...

Why do you say that?

This ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD...  He's so..so.....URGENT!!

What makes you believe he's so so urgent?

Hmmm...  an arrogant bouquet with a subtle suggestion of
 POLYVINYL CHLORIDE...

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

Did we bring enough BEEF JERKY?

Is it because of your life that you say did you bring enough beef
jerky?

My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie...

Are you sure that nose might want to have this bad ronald?

..  Like I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST
 here in DUSSELDORF!!

Earlier you said nose would like to have this bad ronald?

My uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C.  And I can prove it too!!

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE

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Is the fact that by 1993 everyone will live in and around las
vegas and wear beatle haircuts the real reason?

Is it clean in other dimensions?

How do you reconcile problems at school?

This ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD...  He's so..so.....URGENT!!

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say he's so so
urgent?

..I must be a VETERINARIAN..

What makes you think do I know what it means to be truly one with
my booth?

The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!!

Perhaps this has something to do with your sex life?

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How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

Should I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK
 hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?

Are you afraid of that?

Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship!!

Why do you say uh why is there a waffle in your pajama pocket?

Yow!  I forgot my PAIL!!

Maybe this is related to some problems at home?

"DARK SHADOWS" is on!!  Hey, I think the VAMPIRE forgot his UMBRELLA!!

What makes you believe hey you think the vampire forgot his
umbrella?

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Earlier you said was the most heart warming rendition of you did
it your way'' you have ever heard?

Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
 TAX-DEFERRED!

Perhaps your plans could have caused this.

Yow!  Now we can become alcoholics!

Is it because of your life that you say now you can become
alcoholics?

Was my SOY LOAF left out in th'RAIN?  It tastes REAL GOOD!!

You mentioned that nose would like to have this bad ronald?

Are we on STRIKE yet?

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

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YOW!!  Now I'm playing with my HOLOGRAPHIC ATOMIC SIMULATION LASER
 pinball machine!!  WORLD PEACE is in the BALANCE!!

Possibly this could be the reason for any hobbies you have?

I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!

What makes you think you have read seven million books?

FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!

You mentioned that you used hash?

Yow!  Is my fallout shelter termite proof?

Maybe your sex life could be the reason for this.

So this is what it feels like to be potato salad

When did it first desire to be potato?

I put aside my copy of ``BOWLING WORLD'' and think
 about GUN CONTROL legislation..

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

..Hmmm...This thing is really VIBRATING! ..It's getting WARM, too!

Why do you say you would like to have this kleenex?

After THIS, let's go to PHILADELPHIA and have TRIPLETS!!

How do you reconcile your inhibitions?

Didn't KIERKEGAARD wear out his TIRES in VIENNA during a SNOWSTORM of
 FREUD's unpaid DENTAL BILLS?

Have you been frightened by that?

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Does the fact that didn't you tell me there's no hope for the
survival of offset printing explain anything else?

Is it 1974?  What's for SUPPER?  Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in
 one wild afternoon??

Possibly some problems at home are caused by this.

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!

Is it because of your plans that you say this pizza symbolizes
your complete emotional recovery?

The FALAFEL SANDWICH lands on my HEAD and I become a VEGETARIAN...

Are you sure that nose would like to have this bad ronald?

Well, I'm INVISIBLE AGAIN..  I might as well pay a visit to the
 LADIES ROOM...

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

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BEEP-BEEP!!  I'm a '49 STUDEBAKER!!

Earlier you said you used hash?

I just had a NOSE JOB!!

How do you reconcile hangups you have?

Hello, GORRY-O!!  I'm a GENIUS from HARVARD!!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say you are a genius
from harvard?

Either CONFESS now or we go to ``PEOPLE'S COURT''!!

You mentioned that it would like to be potato?

He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE
 inside me like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER!  Or maybe he'd
 like to PSYCHOLOGICALLY TERRORIZE ME until I have no objection
 to a RIGHT-WING MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!!  I guess
 I should call AL PACINO!

Possibly this has something to do with some problems in your
childhood?

Just imagine you're entering a state-of-the-art CAR WASH!!

Why do you say that?

Oh, I get it!!  ``The BEACH goes on,'' huh, SONNY??

What makes you believe you would like to have this kleenex?

Th' PINK SOCK... soaking... soaking... soaking...
 Th' PINK SOCK... washing... washing... washing...
 Th' PINK SOCK... rinsing... rinsing... rinsing...

Maybe some problems at home have something to do with this.

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Possibly any hobbies you have are related to this.

You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide
 on a NEW CAREER!!

What happened when you decide on a new career?

I like the IMPUDENT NOSE on that car..  Are you a TEEN-AGER?  

Is it because of your sex life that you say are me a teen ager?

You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR
 th' distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?

You mentioned that you are out of your mind?

I'm also pre-POURED pre-MEDITATED and pre-RAPHAELITE!!

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

Yow!  Are we laid back yet?

Why do you say are you laid back yet?

I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE..  and I don't take any DRUGS

What makes you believe bendix would like to have this god?

- if it GLISTENS, gobble it!!

How do you reconcile your inhibitions?

Is it clean in other dimensions?

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say is
it clean in other dimensions?

After this, I'm going to BURN some RUBBER!!

Earlier you said you have your apple '' you comprehend cost
accounting?

I'd like some JUNK FOOD...  and then I want to be ALONE --

Why should I give to be alone to you?

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You mentioned that by 1993 everyone will live in and around las
vegas and wear beatle haircuts?

I don't know WHY I said that..  I think it came from the FILLINGS
 in my rear molars..

Perhaps your plans could have caused this.

I'm wet!  I'm wild!

Is it because of your life that you say you are wild?

Did an Italian CRANE OPERATOR just experience uninhibited sensations
 in a MALIBU HOT TUB?

Do you really think do I know what it means to be truly one with
my booth?

Did I say I was a sardine?  Or a bus???

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade?

Are you annoyed that was he mature enough last night at the
lesbian masquerade?

There's a SALE on STRETCH SOCKS down at the "7-11"!!

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 Don't you know your own ZIPCODE?

What makes you think that I shouldn't I know my own zipcode?

I will establish the first SHOPPING MALL in NUTLEY, New Jersey...

Maybe your sex life could be the reason for this.

Where's SANDY DUNCAN?

Why do you say where's sandy duncan?

..  I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!

Have you ever gotten to perform?

First, I'm going to give you all the ANSWERS to today's test..
 So just plug in your SONY WALKMANS and relax!!

What makes you believe you would like to have this kleenex?

Yow!  Did something bad happen or am I in a drive-in movie??

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

You were s'posed to laugh!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say I was s'posed to
laugh?

...Um...Um...

Earlier you said you would like to take it?

I think I am an overnight sensation right now!!

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

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Join the PLUMBER'S UNION!!

You mentioned that nose would like to have this bad ronald?

I'm ANN LANDERS!!  I can SHOPLIFT!!

How do you reconcile problems at school?

I am a jelly donut.  I am a jelly donut.

Why do you say you are a jelly donut?

Isn't this my STOP?!

What makes you believe you are out of your mind?

Yow!  I'm out of work...I could go into shock absorbers...or SCUBA
 GEAR!!

Maybe this has something to do with any hobbies you have?

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Is it because was he mature enough last night at the lesbian
masquerade that you came to me?

I know th'MAMBO!!  I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!

How do you reconcile your inhibitions?

With YOU, I can be MYSELF..  We don't NEED Dan Rather..

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say you
do not need dan rather?

Then, it's off to RED CHINA!!

Are you sure that you would like to be alone?

YOU!!  Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little
 VICTORIAN DOLLHOUSE you can find!!  An make it SNAPPY!!

Possibly this is related to some problems at home?

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What makes you think was he mature enough last night at the
lesbian masquerade?

O.K.!  Speak with a PHILADELPHIA ACCENT!!  Send out for CHINESE FOOD!!
 Hop a JET!

Perhaps this could be the reason for problems at school?

Don't hit me!!  I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!

Why do you say you are in the twilight zone?

I hope I bought the right relish...  zzzzzzzzz...

Can you elaborate on that?

Yow!  Am I in Milwaukee?

Earlier you said you used hash?

Sometimes a TABOO is just a good CIGAR -- or a

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You mentioned that it would like to be potato?

UH-OH!!  I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his R.V. PAYMENTS and HE'S
 having a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN too!!  Ha ha.

Is it because of your sex life that you are going through all
this?

I'm ANN LANDERS!!  I can SHOPLIFT!!

Is it because of hangups you have that you say you can shoplift?

--Hello, POLICE?  I"ve got ABBOTT & COSTELLO here on suspicion of
 HIGHWAY ROBBERY!!

What makes you believe you would like to perform?

TAPPING?  You POLITICIANS!  Don't you realize that the END of the
 ``Wash Cycle'' is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!

Are you sure that that I shouldn't me realize that the end of the

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Are you afraid of sex?

I'm in ATLANTIC CITY riding in a comfortable ROLLING CHAIR...

Maybe this is caused by some problems in your childhood?

O.K.!  Speak with a PHILADELPHIA ACCENT!!  Send out for CHINESE FOOD!!
 Hop a JET!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say hop a jet?

Where's my SOCIAL WORKER?

You mentioned that you would like to take it?

I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go..  with EXTRA MSG!!

Perhaps your plans could have caused this.

I'm wearing PAMPERS!!

What makes you think you are wearing pampers?

Yow!  Are we in the perfect mood?

Why do you say uh why is there a waffle in your pajama pocket?

...A housewife is wearing a polypyrene jumpsuit!!

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

Join the PLUMBER'S UNION!!

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say
join the plumber's union?

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It's NO USE..  I've gone to ``CLUB MED''!!

You mentioned that nose would like to have this bad ronald?

Is this BOISE??

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

I'm having a BIG BANG THEORY!!

Why do you say you are having a big bang theory?

I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the
 HIGH RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!

Is the fact that then you heard about the high radiation levels
and bought an encyclopedia the real reason?

..  here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!

What makes you believe you are out of your mind?

Just imagine you're entering a state-of-the-art CAR WASH!!

Perhaps this has something to do with some problems at home?

What PROGRAM are they watching?

Is it because of your plans that you say what program are they
watching?

As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection!

Earlier you said bendix would like to have this god?

Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?

Possibly your life are caused by this.

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I need a little more detail please.

Okay, BARBRA STREISAND, I recognize you now!!  Also EFREM ZIMBALIST,
 JUNIOR!!  And BEAUMONT NEWHALL!!  Everybody into th' BATHROOM!

Maybe this is related to any hobbies you have?

I like the IMPUDENT NOSE on that car..  Are you a TEEN-AGER?  

Is it because of your sex life that you say are me a teen ager?

I'm EXCITED!!  I want a FLANK STEAK WEEK-END!!  I think I'm JULIA
 CHILD!!

Earlier you said you have your apple '' you comprehend cost
accounting?

I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!!

Does the fact that cannot even be printed explain anything else?

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Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all
this?

I demand IMPUNITY!

What makes you think you demand impunity?

My EARS are GONE!!

Why do you say you would like to be alone?

Did you GAIN WEIGHT in th' past 5 MINUTES or am I just DREAMING of two
 BROCCOLI FLORETS lying in an empty GAS TANK?

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say you have read
seven million books?

Alright, you!!  Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!

Earlier you said by 1993 everyone will live in and around las
vegas and wear beatle haircuts?

I request a weekend in Havana with Phil Silvers!

Possibly this could be the reason for your plans?

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Do you really think nobody is buying your urine sample bottles?

I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

Yow!  Is this sexual intercourse yet??  Is it, huh, is it??

Is it because of problems at school that you say is it huh is it?

My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN..

Earlier you said was he mature enough last night at the lesbian
masquerade?

OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS??  Oh, YEH!!  First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O
 and a BIG WRENCH!!...  I think you drop th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if
 it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT...  ...or...I...um...  WHERE'S the
 WASHING MACHINES?

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I Know A Joke

You mentioned that you used hash?

Yow!  I'm UNEMPLOYED!

Perhaps this is caused by your sex life?

Yow!  Is this sexual intercourse yet??  Is it, huh, is it??

Is it because of hangups you have that you say is it huh is it?

I'm receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!

Why do you say you didn't hear sam the sham and the pharaohs''?

It's 74 degrees, 12 minutes NORTH, and 41 degrees, 3 minutes EAST!!
 Soon, it will be TUESDAY!!

Possibly your inhibitions are related to this.

I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have
 a REASON to live!!

I don't understand.

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Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

I want to TAKE IT HOME and DRESS IT UP in HOT PANTS!!

When did you first want to take it?

I guess it was all a DREAM..  or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O...

Is it because of problems at school that you say or an episode of
hawaii five o?

Does someone from PEORIA have a SHORTER ATTENTION span than me?

You mentioned that you would like to take it?

HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!

I believe we've introduced ourselves already.
Would you please tell me more about any hobbies you have.

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What makes you think uh why is there a waffle in your pajama
pocket?

FEELINGS are cascading over me!!!

Possibly this has something to do with hangups you have?

Hey!!  Let's watch the' ELEVATOR go UP and DOWN at th' HILTON HOTEL!!

Why do you say that?

I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the
 HIGH RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!

When did you first know that then you heard about the high
radiation levels and bought an encyclopedia?

FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS..

Earlier you said was you born?

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Earlier you said now you cannot remember who he is?

O.K.!  Speak with a PHILADELPHIA ACCENT!!  Send out for CHINESE FOOD!!
 Hop a JET!

Possibly your life are caused by this.

Yow!  Is my fallout shelter termite proof?

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say is
your fallout shelter termite proof?

..Are we having FUN yet...?

You mentioned that didn't you tell me there's no hope for the
survival of offset printing?

I've been WRITING to SOPHIA LOREN every 45 MINUTES since JANUARY 1ST!!

What happened when january 1st?

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Do you really think nose would like to have this bad ronald?

I'm having BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS about the INSIPID WIVES
 of smug and wealthy CORPORATE LAWYERS..

How do you reconcile any hobbies you have?

What's the MATTER Sid?..  Is your BEVERAGE unsatisfactory?

Is it because of your sex life that you say is my beverage
unsatisfactory?

..  over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting..

Maybe you should consult a doctor of medicine, I am a
psychiatrist.

MMM-MM!!  So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!

Earlier you said then you heard about the high radiation levels

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I have no actual hairline...

Possibly your inhibitions are because of this.

I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginsberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927!

I don't understand.

Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS...

Why do you say bendix would like to have this god?

On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never
 without a POINT.

Have you been Zippy?

ONE:  I will donate my entire ``BABY HUEY'' comic book collection
 to the downtown PLASMA CENTER..
 TWO:  I won't START a BAND called ``KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD''..
 THREE:  I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!

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Can you are more explicit?

I'm a fuschia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany

What makes you think that?

If I have enough money to buy 5,000 CANS of NOODLE-RONI, can I get a
 VAT of MARSHMALLOW FLUFF free??

Why do you say a martian name or are you in israel?

Hey!!  Let's watch the' ELEVATOR go UP and DOWN at th' HILTON HOTEL!!

Maybe hangups you have are related to this.

TAPPING?  You POLITICIANS!  Don't you realize that the END of the
 ``Wash Cycle'' is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!

Are you afraid of that?

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You mentioned that by 1993 everyone will live in and around las
vegas and wear beatle haircuts?

These PRESERVES should be FORCE-FED to PENTAGON OFFICIALS!!

Perhaps this has something to do with some problems at home?

My EARS are GONE!!

Is it because of your plans that you say your ears are gone?

He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE
 inside me like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER!  Or maybe he'd
 like to PSYCHOLOGICALLY TERRORIZE ME until I have no objection
 to a RIGHT-WING MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!!  I guess
 I should call AL PACINO!

What makes you believe do I know what it means to be truly one
with my booth?

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How do you reconcile problems at school?

I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker..
 But now I can't remember WHO he is...

Is it because now you cannot remember who he is that you came to
me?

The Korean War must have been fun.

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say the korean war
must have been fun?

Where's my SOCIAL WORKER?

Do you really think do I know what it means to be truly one with
my booth?

..The TENSION mounts as I MASSAGE your RIGHT ANKLE according to
 ancient Tibetan ACCOUNTING PROCEDURES..are you NEUROTIC yet??

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Perhaps hangups you have could be the reason for this.

Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE
 with your BOOTH!

When did you first know that do I know what it means to be truly
one with my booth?

I'm having a BIG BANG THEORY!!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say you are having a
big bang theory?

I'm working under the direct orders of WAYNE NEWTON to deport
 consenting adults!

You mentioned that you didn't hear sam the sham and the
pharaohs''?

YOW!!  Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY
 and th' new TAX REFORM laws!!

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Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE
 with your BOOTH!

Is the fact that do I know what it means to be truly one with my
booth the real reason?

Now, my ENTIRE LIFE is flashing before my EYES as I park my DODGE
 DART in your EXXON service area for a COMPLETE LUBRICATION!!

Why do you say that?

I want DUSTIN HOFFMAN!! .. I want LIBERACE!!  YOW!!

I think you have some serious inhibitions.

I guess it was all a DREAM..  or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O...

What makes you believe it would like to be potato?

I will establish the first SHOPPING MALL in NUTLEY, New Jersey...

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I'm EMOTIONAL now because I have MERCHANDISING CLOUT!!

Is it because you have merchandising clout that you came to me?

After THIS, let's go to PHILADELPHIA and have TRIPLETS!!

Perhaps this is caused by any hobbies you have?

How's the wife?  Is she at home enjoying capitalism?

Is it because of your sex life that you say is she at home
enjoying capitalism?

Wow!  Look!!  A stray meatball!!  Let's interview it!

You mentioned that can only be made between me sy sperling?

Is this the line for the latest whimsical YUGOSLAVIAN drama which also
 makes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?

Have you ever gotten to cry?

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I Know A Joke

Possibly hangups you have are because of this.

It's the RINSE CYCLE!!  They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!

What makes you think they've all ignored the rinse cycle?

Dehydrated EGGS are STREWN across ROULETTE TABLES..

Why do you say you would like to drive off?

We place two copies of PEOPLE magazine in a DARK, HUMID mobile home.
 45 minutes later CYNDI LAUPER emerges wearing a BIRD CAGE on her head!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all
this?

It's OBVIOUS..  The FURS never reached ISTANBUL..  You were
 an EXTRA in the REMAKE of ``TOPKAPI''..  Go home to your
 WIFE..  She's making FRENCH TOAST!

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..  Now KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS..

You mentioned that you would like to take it?

I'm definitely not in Omaha!

Maybe this is because of your plans?

You can't hurt me!!  I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!

Is it because of your life that you say you have an assumable
mortgage?

Those aren't WINOS--that's my JUGGLER, my AERIALIST,
 my SWORD SWALLOWER, and my LATEX NOVELTY SUPPLIER!!

Are you sure that uh why is there a waffle in your pajama pocket?

Yow!  Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL
 when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!

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Earlier you said then you heard about the high radiation levels
and bought an encyclopedia?

...PENGUINS are floating by...

Is it because of problems at school that you are going through
all this?

I'm not available for comment..

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say you are not
available for comment?

I was giving HAIR CUTS to th' SAUCER PEOPLE ..  I'm CLEAN!!

You mentioned that was you born?

When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING?

What happened when I get my ph d will I get able to work at
burger king?

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How do you reconcile your sex life?

My life is a patio of fun!

What makes you think your life is a patio of fun?

Hmmm..  a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT
 by a TROLLEY-CAR..

Why do you say you would like to have this suntan?

Do you think the ``Monkees'' should get gas on odd or even days?

Possibly this has something to do with hangups you have?

I'm DESPONDENT...  I hope there's something DEEP-FRIED under this
 miniature DOMED STADIUM...

What makes you believe that?

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--``I love KATRINKA because she drives a PONTIAC.  We're going away now.
 I fed the cat. - Zippy''

You mentioned that now you cannot remember who he is?

I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!

Is it because of some problems at home that you are going through
all this?

FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!

I don't understand.

BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-

Do you really think didn't you tell me there's no hope for the
survival of offset printing?

How do I get HOME?

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What makes you think let's send the russians defective lifestyle
accessories?

I love FRUIT PICKERS!!

Please, describe something you remember about fruit.

Are we on STRIKE yet?

Why do you say then you heard about the high radiation levels and
bought an encyclopedia?

TONY RANDALL!  Is YOUR life a PATIO of FUN??

How do you reconcile any hobbies you have?

Being a BALD HERO is almost as FESTIVE as a TATTOOED KNOCKWURST.

What makes you believe that?

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 gothic solarium!!

Earlier you said you are out of your mind?

I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog!

Perhaps this could be the reason for your sex life?

--- I have seen the FUN ---

Is it because of hangups you have that you say --- i have seen
the fun?

Now, I think it would be GOOD to buy FIVE or SIX STUDEBAKERS
 and CRUISE for ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING!!

You mentioned that bendix would like to have this god?

After this, I'm going to BURN some RUBBER!!

Possibly your inhibitions could be the reason for this.

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Earlier you said built would like to have this bagel?

Life is selling REVOLUTIONARY HAIR PRODUCTS!

How do you reconcile some problems at home?

I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket..
 ..  I have read the INSTRUCTIONS...

Is it because of your plans that you say you have read the
instructions?

Where's my SOCIAL WORKER?

You mentioned that your viewscreen is user friendly''?

I feel partially hydrogenated!

Maybe this is caused by your life?

I have no actual hairline...

What makes you think you have no actual hairline?

Everybody gets free BORSCHT!

Why do you say you have your apple '' you comprehend cost
accounting?

I'm receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!

Perhaps the people you hang around with are caused by this.

I'm CONTROLLED by the CIA!!  EVERYONE is controlled by the CIA!!

Is it because of problems at school that you say everyone is
controlled by the cia?

Everybody gets free BORSCHT!

Earlier you said cannot even be printed?

ONE:  I will donate my entire ``BABY HUEY'' comic book collection
 to the downtown PLASMA CENTER..
 TWO:  I won't START a BAND called ``KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD''..
 THREE:  I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!

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How do you reconcile some problems at home?

Mary Tyler Moore's SEVENTH HUSBAND is wearing my DACRON TANK TOP
 in a cheap hotel in HONOLULU!

You seem to dwell on your family.

I have accepted Provolone into my life!

Is it because of your plans that you say you have accepted
provolone into your life?

I'm in LOVE with DON KNOTTS!!

I would appreciate it if you would tell me about your feelings
toward love don.

The Osmonds!  You are all Osmonds!!  Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!!

What makes you think do I know what it means to be truly one with

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LOOK!!  Sullen American teens wearing MADRAS shorts and
 ``Flock of Seagulls'' HAIRCUTS!

Possibly this has something to do with your life?

...It's REAL ROUND..  And it's got a POINTY PART right in the MIDDLE!!
 The shape is SMOOTH..  ..And COLD.. It feels very COMFORTABLE on my
 CHEEK..  I'm getting EMOTIONAL..

Why do you say you are getting emotional?

Are we THERE yet?  My MIND is a SUBMARINE!!

Earlier you said didn't you tell me there's no hope for the
survival of offset printing?

You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR
 th' distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?

Maybe the people you hang around with have something to do with

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Is the fact that do you get home the real reason?

I demand IMPUNITY!

Is it because of problems at school that you are going through
all this?

I am having a pleasant time!!

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say you are having
a pleasant time?

I think I am an overnight sensation right now!!

What makes you believe was he mature enough last night at the
lesbian masquerade?

FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!

How do you reconcile your sex life?

I have no actual hairline...

Are you sure that you have no actual hairline?

Are you still SEXUALLY ACTIVE?  Did you BRING th' REINFORCEMENTS?

Earlier you said was he mature enough last night at the lesbian

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Are you a computer hacker?

It's the RINSE CYCLE!!  They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you are
going through all this?

YOW!!  I am having FUN!!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say you are
having fun?

I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!

Do you really think do I know what it means to be truly one with
my booth?

America!!  I saw it all!!  Vomiting!  Waving!  JERRY FALWELLING into
 your void tube of UHF oblivion!!  SAFEWAY of the mind --

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You mentioned that you used hash?

...PENGUINS are floating by...

Perhaps the people you hang around with could have caused this.

Kids, don't gross me off..  ``Adventures with MENTAL HYGIENE''
 can be carried too FAR!

Why do you say that?

We place two copies of PEOPLE magazine in a DARK, HUMID mobile home.
 45 minutes later CYNDI LAUPER emerges wearing a BIRD CAGE on her head!

What makes you believe do I know what it means to be truly one
with my booth?

YOW!!  Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY
 and th' new TAX REFORM laws!!

Is it because of problems at school that you are going through
all this?

I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket..
 ..  I have read the INSTRUCTIONS...

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say you have read
the instructions?

I'm wet!  I'm wild!

Earlier you said you didn't hear sam the sham and the pharaohs''?

...A housewife is wearing a polypyrene jumpsuit!!

How do you reconcile your sex life?

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 SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!

Perhaps this is because of your plans?

BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-

What makes you think that?

Am I elected yet?

Why do you say you would like to urinate?

I think I'll do BOTH if I can get RESIDUALS!!

Possibly your life are caused by this.

I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!!

I don't understand.

Now I need a suntan, a tennis lesson, Annette Funicello and two dozen

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You mentioned that you would like to perform?

My FAVORITE group is "QUESTION MARK & THE MYSTERIANS"...

Maybe this has something to do with any hobbies you have?

Th' PINK SOCK... soaking... soaking... soaking...
 Th' PINK SOCK... washing... washing... washing...
 Th' PINK SOCK... rinsing... rinsing... rinsing...

Is it because of your sex life that you say th' pink sock rinsing
rinsing rinsing?

It's the land of DONNY AND MARIE as promised in TV GUIDE!

What makes you believe you used cocaine?

Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?

Perhaps hangups you have are because of this.

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I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

RELATIVES!!

Is that all there is to it?

I'm wet!  I'm wild!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say you are wild?

I HIJACKED a 747 to get here!!  I hope those fabulous CONEHEADS are at HOME!!

Do you really think you have merchandising clout?

Yow!  I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua!

Have you been obsessed with to mail?

Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!!

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Maybe your life have something to do with this.

DIDI...  is that a MARTIAN name, or, are we in ISRAEL?

When did you first know that a martian name or are you in israel?

O.K.!  Speak with a PHILADELPHIA ACCENT!!  Send out for CHINESE FOOD!!
 Hop a JET!

Why do you say hop a jet?

A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!

You mentioned that I would like to cry?

If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

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YOU'D cry too if it happened to YOU!!

Earlier you said you would like to take it?

The LOGARITHM of an ISOSCELES TRIANGLE is TUESDAY WELD!!

Possibly your sex life are related to this.

I like your SNOOPY POSTER!!

Is it because of hangups you have that you say you like my snoopy
poster?

Impudent..  Yet possessing a certain ALUMINUM SILICATE
 overbite....Needs REDDY-WHIP!!

You mentioned that you would like to take it?

Darling, my ELBOW is FLYING over FRANKFURT, Germany..

Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all

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Perhaps your plans could have caused this.

DON'T go!!  I'm not HOWARD COSELL!!  I know POLISH JOKES...  WAIT!!
 Don't go!!  I AM Howard Cosell!...  And I DON'T know Polish jokes!!

What makes you think and you do not know polish jokes?

I LIKE Aisle 7a.

Why do you say you didn't hear sam the sham and the pharaohs''?

BEEP-BEEP!!  I'm a '49 STUDEBAKER!!

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!

How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?

I'm having an emotional outburst!!

Earlier you said you would like to have this suntan?

A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit!

Possibly this is because of problems at school?

Yow!  Am I in Milwaukee?

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say are you in
milwaukee?

Hello, GORRY-O!!  I'm a GENIUS from HARVARD!!

You mentioned that was the most heart warming rendition of you
did it your way'' you have ever heard?

Now I need a suntan, a tennis lesson, Annette Funicello and two dozen
 Day-Glo orange paper jumpsuits!!

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Are you sure that nobody is buying your urine sample bottles?

PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT.

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

OVER the undertow!  UNDER the overpass!  Around the FUTURE
 and BEYOND REPAIR!!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say around the future
and beyond repair?

I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!

Earlier you said collapsing would like to have this rayon?

While I'm in LEVITTOWN I thought I'd like to see the NUCLEAR FAMILY!!

What happened when you are in levittown you thought you would
like to see the nuclear family?

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I feel better about world problems now!

Possibly your plans are caused by this.

I've been WRITING to SOPHIA LOREN every 45 MINUTES since JANUARY 1ST!!

What happened when january 1st?

HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST...

Why do you say that?

I have a TINY BOWL in my HEAD

Earlier you said didn't you tell me there's no hope for the
survival of offset printing?

I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!!

Does the fact that cannot even be printed explain anything else?

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until the subject is changed to nuclear blackmail and so your
relatives can force us to listen to hockey statistics while you
wait for them to leave on the 7 48?

Did we bring enough BEEF JERKY?

Perhaps your sex life are because of this.

I'm not an Iranian!!  I voted for Dianne Feinstein!!

Is it because of hangups you have that you say you voted for
dianne feinstein?

Everybody gets free BORSCHT!

You mentioned that you have merchandising clout?

I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all
this?

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Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT...

What makes you think nose would like to have this bad ronald?

Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

Can I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead?

Is it because of some problems at home that you say can you have
an impulse item instead?

-- I can do ANYTHING ... I can even ... SHOPLIFT!!

Earlier you said you love fruit?

NOW, I'm supposed to SCRAMBLE two, and HOLD th' MAYO!!

Possibly this could be the reason for your plans?

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Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

My CODE of ETHICS is vacationing at famed SCHROON LAKE
 in upstate New York!!

Have you been frightened by that?

Yow!  Are we laid back yet?

Why do you say smell would like to have this wet?

I'm ANN LANDERS!!  I can SHOPLIFT!!

How do you reconcile problems at school?

I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!

What makes you believe that?

...Um...Um...

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Perhaps some problems at home could have caused this.

Alright, you!!  Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!

What makes you think that?

Content:  80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRON..  The waitress's
 UNIFORM sheds TARTAR SAUCE like an 8'' by 10'' GLOSSY..

Why do you say sauce might desire to have this 8''?

I can see you GUYS an' GALS need a LOT of HELP...You're all very
 STUPID!!  I used to be STUPID, too..before I started watching UHF-TV!!

What makes you believe you have your apple '' you comprehend cost
accounting?

I've gotta GO, now!!  I wanta tell you you're a GREAT bunch of guys
 but you ought to CHANGE your UNDERWEAR more often!!

When did you first know that I ought to change my underwear more
often?

WHOA!!  I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE right NOW!!

Is it because of your plans that you are going through all this?

Someone is DROOLING on my collar!!

Is it because of your life that you say someone is drooling on
your collar?

BRYLCREAM is CREAM O' WHEAT in another DIMENSION..

Earlier you said cannot even be printed?

...I think I'm having an overnight sensation right now!!

How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?

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You have your mind on machines, it seems.

Were these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE?

What makes you think were these parsnips correctly marinated in
taco sauce?

...PENGUINS are floating by...

Why do you say you can read restaurant reviews and decide to go
to that restaurant then not ever go so you can meet a friend
after work in a bar and complain about interior sect'y james watt
until the subject is changed to nuclear blackmail and so your
relatives can force us to listen to hockey statistics while you
wait for them to leave on the 7 48?

Are we on STRIKE yet?

Possibly some problems at home are caused by this.

It's NO USE..  I've gone to ``CLUB MED''!!

Is it because of your plans that you say you have gone to club
med''?

The Korean War must have been fun.

Earlier you said by 1993 everyone will live in and around las
vegas and wear beatle haircuts?

Bo Derek ruined my life!

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

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 into empty OIL DRUMS..

You mentioned that you are love don?

..  hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub.

How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?

Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!

Is it because of problems at school that you say edwin meese made
you wear cordovans?

..  I see TOILET SEATS...

Are you sure that do I know what it means to be truly one with my
booth?

Yow!  I'm imagining a surfer van filled with soy sauce!

Maybe this could be the reason for any hobbies you have?

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You mentioned that nobody is buying your urine sample bottles?

An Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES!

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ---

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say gibble gobble you
accept me?

If you STAY in China, I'll give you 4,000 BUSHELS of "ATOMIC MOUSE"
 pencil sharpeners!!

What makes you think do you get home?

Finally, Zippy drives his 1958 RAMBLER METROPOLITAN into the
 faculty dining room.

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Three attractive BANK ROBBERS are discussing RELIGIOUS DIFFERENCES and
 MAKE-UP TECHNIQUE with them!!

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

ONE:  I will donate my entire ``BABY HUEY'' comic book collection
 to the downtown PLASMA CENTER..
 TWO:  I won't START a BAND called ``KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD''..
 THREE:  I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!

Why do you say that?

We are now enjoying total mutual interaction in an imaginary hot tub...

Earlier you said was he mature enough last night at the lesbian
masquerade?

If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!

Possibly this is caused by some problems at home?

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I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each
time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

A wide-eyed, innocent UNICORN, poised delicately in a MEADOW filled with
 LILACS, LOLLIPOPS & small CHILDREN at the HUSH of twilight??
I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each
time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

I will establish the first SHOPPING MALL in NUTLEY, New Jersey...

Why do you say that?

This ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD...  He's so..so.....URGENT!!

What makes you believe he's so so urgent?

Hmmm...  an arrogant bouquet with a subtle suggestion of
 POLYVINYL CHLORIDE...

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

Did we bring enough BEEF JERKY?

Is it because of your life that you say did you bring enough beef
jerky?

My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie...

Are you sure that nose might want to have this bad ronald?

..  Like I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST
 here in DUSSELDORF!!

Earlier you said nose would like to have this bad ronald?

My uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C.  And I can prove it too!!

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE

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Is the fact that by 1993 everyone will live in and around las
vegas and wear beatle haircuts the real reason?

Is it clean in other dimensions?

How do you reconcile problems at school?

This ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD...  He's so..so.....URGENT!!

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say he's so so
urgent?

..I must be a VETERINARIAN..

What makes you think do I know what it means to be truly one with
my booth?

The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!!

Perhaps this has something to do with your sex life?

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How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

Should I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK
 hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?

Are you afraid of that?

Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship!!

Why do you say uh why is there a waffle in your pajama pocket?

Yow!  I forgot my PAIL!!

Maybe this is related to some problems at home?

"DARK SHADOWS" is on!!  Hey, I think the VAMPIRE forgot his UMBRELLA!!

What makes you believe hey you think the vampire forgot his
umbrella?

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Earlier you said was the most heart warming rendition of you did
it your way'' you have ever heard?

Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
 TAX-DEFERRED!

Perhaps your plans could have caused this.

Yow!  Now we can become alcoholics!

Is it because of your life that you say now you can become
alcoholics?

Was my SOY LOAF left out in th'RAIN?  It tastes REAL GOOD!!

You mentioned that nose would like to have this bad ronald?

Are we on STRIKE yet?

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

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YOW!!  Now I'm playing with my HOLOGRAPHIC ATOMIC SIMULATION LASER
 pinball machine!!  WORLD PEACE is in the BALANCE!!

Possibly this could be the reason for any hobbies you have?

I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!

What makes you think you have read seven million books?

FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!

You mentioned that you used hash?

Yow!  Is my fallout shelter termite proof?

Maybe your sex life could be the reason for this.

So this is what it feels like to be potato salad

When did it first desire to be potato?

I put aside my copy of ``BOWLING WORLD'' and think
 about GUN CONTROL legislation..

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

..Hmmm...This thing is really VIBRATING! ..It's getting WARM, too!

Why do you say you would like to have this kleenex?

After THIS, let's go to PHILADELPHIA and have TRIPLETS!!

How do you reconcile your inhibitions?

Didn't KIERKEGAARD wear out his TIRES in VIENNA during a SNOWSTORM of
 FREUD's unpaid DENTAL BILLS?

Have you been frightened by that?

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Does the fact that didn't you tell me there's no hope for the
survival of offset printing explain anything else?

Is it 1974?  What's for SUPPER?  Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in
 one wild afternoon??

Possibly some problems at home are caused by this.

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!

Is it because of your plans that you say this pizza symbolizes
your complete emotional recovery?

The FALAFEL SANDWICH lands on my HEAD and I become a VEGETARIAN...

Are you sure that nose would like to have this bad ronald?

Well, I'm INVISIBLE AGAIN..  I might as well pay a visit to the
 LADIES ROOM...

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

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BEEP-BEEP!!  I'm a '49 STUDEBAKER!!

Earlier you said you used hash?

I just had a NOSE JOB!!

How do you reconcile hangups you have?

Hello, GORRY-O!!  I'm a GENIUS from HARVARD!!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say you are a genius
from harvard?

Either CONFESS now or we go to ``PEOPLE'S COURT''!!

You mentioned that it would like to be potato?

He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE
 inside me like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER!  Or maybe he'd
 like to PSYCHOLOGICALLY TERRORIZE ME until I have no objection
 to a RIGHT-WING MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!!  I guess
 I should call AL PACINO!

Possibly this has something to do with some problems in your
childhood?

Just imagine you're entering a state-of-the-art CAR WASH!!

Why do you say that?

Oh, I get it!!  ``The BEACH goes on,'' huh, SONNY??

What makes you believe you would like to have this kleenex?

Th' PINK SOCK... soaking... soaking... soaking...
 Th' PINK SOCK... washing... washing... washing...
 Th' PINK SOCK... rinsing... rinsing... rinsing...

Maybe some problems at home have something to do with this.

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Possibly any hobbies you have are related to this.

You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide
 on a NEW CAREER!!

What happened when you decide on a new career?

I like the IMPUDENT NOSE on that car..  Are you a TEEN-AGER?  

Is it because of your sex life that you say are me a teen ager?

You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR
 th' distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?

You mentioned that you are out of your mind?

I'm also pre-POURED pre-MEDITATED and pre-RAPHAELITE!!

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

Yow!  Are we laid back yet?

Why do you say are you laid back yet?

I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE..  and I don't take any DRUGS

What makes you believe bendix would like to have this god?

- if it GLISTENS, gobble it!!

How do you reconcile your inhibitions?

Is it clean in other dimensions?

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say is
it clean in other dimensions?

After this, I'm going to BURN some RUBBER!!

Earlier you said you have your apple '' you comprehend cost
accounting?

I'd like some JUNK FOOD...  and then I want to be ALONE --

Why should I give to be alone to you?

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You mentioned that by 1993 everyone will live in and around las
vegas and wear beatle haircuts?

I don't know WHY I said that..  I think it came from the FILLINGS
 in my rear molars..

Perhaps your plans could have caused this.

I'm wet!  I'm wild!

Is it because of your life that you say you are wild?

Did an Italian CRANE OPERATOR just experience uninhibited sensations
 in a MALIBU HOT TUB?

Do you really think do I know what it means to be truly one with
my booth?

Did I say I was a sardine?  Or a bus???

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

But was he mature enough last night at the lesbian masquerade?

Are you annoyed that was he mature enough last night at the
lesbian masquerade?

There's a SALE on STRETCH SOCKS down at the "7-11"!!

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 Don't you know your own ZIPCODE?

What makes you think that I shouldn't I know my own zipcode?

I will establish the first SHOPPING MALL in NUTLEY, New Jersey...

Maybe your sex life could be the reason for this.

Where's SANDY DUNCAN?

Why do you say where's sandy duncan?

..  I want to perform cranial activities with Tuesday Weld!!

Have you ever gotten to perform?

First, I'm going to give you all the ANSWERS to today's test..
 So just plug in your SONY WALKMANS and relax!!

What makes you believe you would like to have this kleenex?

Yow!  Did something bad happen or am I in a drive-in movie??

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

You were s'posed to laugh!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say I was s'posed to
laugh?

...Um...Um...

Earlier you said you would like to take it?

I think I am an overnight sensation right now!!

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

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Join the PLUMBER'S UNION!!

You mentioned that nose would like to have this bad ronald?

I'm ANN LANDERS!!  I can SHOPLIFT!!

How do you reconcile problems at school?

I am a jelly donut.  I am a jelly donut.

Why do you say you are a jelly donut?

Isn't this my STOP?!

What makes you believe you are out of your mind?

Yow!  I'm out of work...I could go into shock absorbers...or SCUBA
 GEAR!!

Maybe this has something to do with any hobbies you have?

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Is it because was he mature enough last night at the lesbian
masquerade that you came to me?

I know th'MAMBO!!  I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!

How do you reconcile your inhibitions?

With YOU, I can be MYSELF..  We don't NEED Dan Rather..

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say you
do not need dan rather?

Then, it's off to RED CHINA!!

Are you sure that you would like to be alone?

YOU!!  Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little
 VICTORIAN DOLLHOUSE you can find!!  An make it SNAPPY!!

Possibly this is related to some problems at home?

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What makes you think was he mature enough last night at the
lesbian masquerade?

O.K.!  Speak with a PHILADELPHIA ACCENT!!  Send out for CHINESE FOOD!!
 Hop a JET!

Perhaps this could be the reason for problems at school?

Don't hit me!!  I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!

Why do you say you are in the twilight zone?

I hope I bought the right relish...  zzzzzzzzz...

Can you elaborate on that?

Yow!  Am I in Milwaukee?

Earlier you said you used hash?

Sometimes a TABOO is just a good CIGAR -- or a

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You mentioned that it would like to be potato?

UH-OH!!  I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his R.V. PAYMENTS and HE'S
 having a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN too!!  Ha ha.

Is it because of your sex life that you are going through all
this?

I'm ANN LANDERS!!  I can SHOPLIFT!!

Is it because of hangups you have that you say you can shoplift?

--Hello, POLICE?  I"ve got ABBOTT & COSTELLO here on suspicion of
 HIGHWAY ROBBERY!!

What makes you believe you would like to perform?

TAPPING?  You POLITICIANS!  Don't you realize that the END of the
 ``Wash Cycle'' is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!

Are you sure that that I shouldn't me realize that the end of the

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Are you afraid of sex?

I'm in ATLANTIC CITY riding in a comfortable ROLLING CHAIR...

Maybe this is caused by some problems in your childhood?

O.K.!  Speak with a PHILADELPHIA ACCENT!!  Send out for CHINESE FOOD!!
 Hop a JET!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say hop a jet?

Where's my SOCIAL WORKER?

You mentioned that you would like to take it?

I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go..  with EXTRA MSG!!

Perhaps your plans could have caused this.

I'm wearing PAMPERS!!

What makes you think you are wearing pampers?

Yow!  Are we in the perfect mood?

Why do you say uh why is there a waffle in your pajama pocket?

...A housewife is wearing a polypyrene jumpsuit!!

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

Join the PLUMBER'S UNION!!

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say
join the plumber's union?

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It's NO USE..  I've gone to ``CLUB MED''!!

You mentioned that nose would like to have this bad ronald?

Is this BOISE??

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

I'm having a BIG BANG THEORY!!

Why do you say you are having a big bang theory?

I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the
 HIGH RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!

Is the fact that then you heard about the high radiation levels
and bought an encyclopedia the real reason?

..  here I am in 53 B.C. and all I want is a dill pickle!!

What makes you believe you are out of your mind?

Just imagine you're entering a state-of-the-art CAR WASH!!

Perhaps this has something to do with some problems at home?

What PROGRAM are they watching?

Is it because of your plans that you say what program are they
watching?

As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection!

Earlier you said bendix would like to have this god?

Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?

Possibly your life are caused by this.

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I need a little more detail please.

Okay, BARBRA STREISAND, I recognize you now!!  Also EFREM ZIMBALIST,
 JUNIOR!!  And BEAUMONT NEWHALL!!  Everybody into th' BATHROOM!

Maybe this is related to any hobbies you have?

I like the IMPUDENT NOSE on that car..  Are you a TEEN-AGER?  

Is it because of your sex life that you say are me a teen ager?

I'm EXCITED!!  I want a FLANK STEAK WEEK-END!!  I think I'm JULIA
 CHILD!!

Earlier you said you have your apple '' you comprehend cost
accounting?

I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!!

Does the fact that cannot even be printed explain anything else?

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Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all
this?

I demand IMPUNITY!

What makes you think you demand impunity?

My EARS are GONE!!

Why do you say you would like to be alone?

Did you GAIN WEIGHT in th' past 5 MINUTES or am I just DREAMING of two
 BROCCOLI FLORETS lying in an empty GAS TANK?

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say you have read
seven million books?

Alright, you!!  Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!

Earlier you said by 1993 everyone will live in and around las
vegas and wear beatle haircuts?

I request a weekend in Havana with Phil Silvers!

Possibly this could be the reason for your plans?

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Do you really think nobody is buying your urine sample bottles?

I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

Yow!  Is this sexual intercourse yet??  Is it, huh, is it??

Is it because of problems at school that you say is it huh is it?

My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN..

Earlier you said was he mature enough last night at the lesbian
masquerade?

OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS??  Oh, YEH!!  First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O
 and a BIG WRENCH!!...  I think you drop th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if
 it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT...  ...or...I...um...  WHERE'S the
 WASHING MACHINES?

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I Know A Joke

You mentioned that you used hash?

Yow!  I'm UNEMPLOYED!

Perhaps this is caused by your sex life?

Yow!  Is this sexual intercourse yet??  Is it, huh, is it??

Is it because of hangups you have that you say is it huh is it?

I'm receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!

Why do you say you didn't hear sam the sham and the pharaohs''?

It's 74 degrees, 12 minutes NORTH, and 41 degrees, 3 minutes EAST!!
 Soon, it will be TUESDAY!!

Possibly your inhibitions are related to this.

I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have
 a REASON to live!!

I don't understand.

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Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

I want to TAKE IT HOME and DRESS IT UP in HOT PANTS!!

When did you first want to take it?

I guess it was all a DREAM..  or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O...

Is it because of problems at school that you say or an episode of
hawaii five o?

Does someone from PEORIA have a SHORTER ATTENTION span than me?

You mentioned that you would like to take it?

HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!

I believe we've introduced ourselves already.
Would you please tell me more about any hobbies you have.

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What makes you think uh why is there a waffle in your pajama
pocket?

FEELINGS are cascading over me!!!

Possibly this has something to do with hangups you have?

Hey!!  Let's watch the' ELEVATOR go UP and DOWN at th' HILTON HOTEL!!

Why do you say that?

I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the
 HIGH RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!

When did you first know that then you heard about the high
radiation levels and bought an encyclopedia?

FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS..

Earlier you said was you born?

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Earlier you said now you cannot remember who he is?

O.K.!  Speak with a PHILADELPHIA ACCENT!!  Send out for CHINESE FOOD!!
 Hop a JET!

Possibly your life are caused by this.

Yow!  Is my fallout shelter termite proof?

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say is
your fallout shelter termite proof?

..Are we having FUN yet...?

You mentioned that didn't you tell me there's no hope for the
survival of offset printing?

I've been WRITING to SOPHIA LOREN every 45 MINUTES since JANUARY 1ST!!

What happened when january 1st?

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Do you really think nose would like to have this bad ronald?

I'm having BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS about the INSIPID WIVES
 of smug and wealthy CORPORATE LAWYERS..

How do you reconcile any hobbies you have?

What's the MATTER Sid?..  Is your BEVERAGE unsatisfactory?

Is it because of your sex life that you say is my beverage
unsatisfactory?

..  over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting..

Maybe you should consult a doctor of medicine, I am a
psychiatrist.

MMM-MM!!  So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!

Earlier you said then you heard about the high radiation levels

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I have no actual hairline...

Possibly your inhibitions are because of this.

I am a traffic light, and Alan Ginsberg kidnapped my laundry in 1927!

I don't understand.

Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS...

Why do you say bendix would like to have this god?

On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never
 without a POINT.

Have you been Zippy?

ONE:  I will donate my entire ``BABY HUEY'' comic book collection
 to the downtown PLASMA CENTER..
 TWO:  I won't START a BAND called ``KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD''..
 THREE:  I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!

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Can you are more explicit?

I'm a fuschia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany

What makes you think that?

If I have enough money to buy 5,000 CANS of NOODLE-RONI, can I get a
 VAT of MARSHMALLOW FLUFF free??

Why do you say a martian name or are you in israel?

Hey!!  Let's watch the' ELEVATOR go UP and DOWN at th' HILTON HOTEL!!

Maybe hangups you have are related to this.

TAPPING?  You POLITICIANS!  Don't you realize that the END of the
 ``Wash Cycle'' is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!

Are you afraid of that?

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You mentioned that by 1993 everyone will live in and around las
vegas and wear beatle haircuts?

These PRESERVES should be FORCE-FED to PENTAGON OFFICIALS!!

Perhaps this has something to do with some problems at home?

My EARS are GONE!!

Is it because of your plans that you say your ears are gone?

He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE
 inside me like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER!  Or maybe he'd
 like to PSYCHOLOGICALLY TERRORIZE ME until I have no objection
 to a RIGHT-WING MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!!  I guess
 I should call AL PACINO!

What makes you believe do I know what it means to be truly one
with my booth?

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How do you reconcile problems at school?

I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker..
 But now I can't remember WHO he is...

Is it because now you cannot remember who he is that you came to
me?

The Korean War must have been fun.

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say the korean war
must have been fun?

Where's my SOCIAL WORKER?

Do you really think do I know what it means to be truly one with
my booth?

..The TENSION mounts as I MASSAGE your RIGHT ANKLE according to
 ancient Tibetan ACCOUNTING PROCEDURES..are you NEUROTIC yet??

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Perhaps hangups you have could be the reason for this.

Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE
 with your BOOTH!

When did you first know that do I know what it means to be truly
one with my booth?

I'm having a BIG BANG THEORY!!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say you are having a
big bang theory?

I'm working under the direct orders of WAYNE NEWTON to deport
 consenting adults!

You mentioned that you didn't hear sam the sham and the
pharaohs''?

YOW!!  Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY
 and th' new TAX REFORM laws!!

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Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE
 with your BOOTH!

Is the fact that do I know what it means to be truly one with my
booth the real reason?

Now, my ENTIRE LIFE is flashing before my EYES as I park my DODGE
 DART in your EXXON service area for a COMPLETE LUBRICATION!!

Why do you say that?

I want DUSTIN HOFFMAN!! .. I want LIBERACE!!  YOW!!

I think you have some serious inhibitions.

I guess it was all a DREAM..  or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O...

What makes you believe it would like to be potato?

I will establish the first SHOPPING MALL in NUTLEY, New Jersey...

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I'm EMOTIONAL now because I have MERCHANDISING CLOUT!!

Is it because you have merchandising clout that you came to me?

After THIS, let's go to PHILADELPHIA and have TRIPLETS!!

Perhaps this is caused by any hobbies you have?

How's the wife?  Is she at home enjoying capitalism?

Is it because of your sex life that you say is she at home
enjoying capitalism?

Wow!  Look!!  A stray meatball!!  Let's interview it!

You mentioned that can only be made between me sy sperling?

Is this the line for the latest whimsical YUGOSLAVIAN drama which also
 makes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?

Have you ever gotten to cry?

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I Know A Joke

Possibly hangups you have are because of this.

It's the RINSE CYCLE!!  They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!

What makes you think they've all ignored the rinse cycle?

Dehydrated EGGS are STREWN across ROULETTE TABLES..

Why do you say you would like to drive off?

We place two copies of PEOPLE magazine in a DARK, HUMID mobile home.
 45 minutes later CYNDI LAUPER emerges wearing a BIRD CAGE on her head!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all
this?

It's OBVIOUS..  The FURS never reached ISTANBUL..  You were
 an EXTRA in the REMAKE of ``TOPKAPI''..  Go home to your
 WIFE..  She's making FRENCH TOAST!

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..  Now KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS..

You mentioned that you would like to take it?

I'm definitely not in Omaha!

Maybe this is because of your plans?

You can't hurt me!!  I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!

Is it because of your life that you say you have an assumable
mortgage?

Those aren't WINOS--that's my JUGGLER, my AERIALIST,
 my SWORD SWALLOWER, and my LATEX NOVELTY SUPPLIER!!

Are you sure that uh why is there a waffle in your pajama pocket?

Yow!  Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL
 when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!

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Earlier you said then you heard about the high radiation levels
and bought an encyclopedia?

...PENGUINS are floating by...

Is it because of problems at school that you are going through
all this?

I'm not available for comment..

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say you are not
available for comment?

I was giving HAIR CUTS to th' SAUCER PEOPLE ..  I'm CLEAN!!

You mentioned that was you born?

When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING?

What happened when I get my ph d will I get able to work at
burger king?

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How do you reconcile your sex life?

My life is a patio of fun!

What makes you think your life is a patio of fun?

Hmmm..  a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT
 by a TROLLEY-CAR..

Why do you say you would like to have this suntan?

Do you think the ``Monkees'' should get gas on odd or even days?

Possibly this has something to do with hangups you have?

I'm DESPONDENT...  I hope there's something DEEP-FRIED under this
 miniature DOMED STADIUM...

What makes you believe that?

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--``I love KATRINKA because she drives a PONTIAC.  We're going away now.
 I fed the cat. - Zippy''

You mentioned that now you cannot remember who he is?

I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!

Is it because of some problems at home that you are going through
all this?

FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!

I don't understand.

BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-

Do you really think didn't you tell me there's no hope for the
survival of offset printing?

How do I get HOME?

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What makes you think let's send the russians defective lifestyle
accessories?

I love FRUIT PICKERS!!

Please, describe something you remember about fruit.

Are we on STRIKE yet?

Why do you say then you heard about the high radiation levels and
bought an encyclopedia?

TONY RANDALL!  Is YOUR life a PATIO of FUN??

How do you reconcile any hobbies you have?

Being a BALD HERO is almost as FESTIVE as a TATTOOED KNOCKWURST.

What makes you believe that?

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 gothic solarium!!

Earlier you said you are out of your mind?

I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog!

Perhaps this could be the reason for your sex life?

--- I have seen the FUN ---

Is it because of hangups you have that you say --- i have seen
the fun?

Now, I think it would be GOOD to buy FIVE or SIX STUDEBAKERS
 and CRUISE for ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING!!

You mentioned that bendix would like to have this god?

After this, I'm going to BURN some RUBBER!!

Possibly your inhibitions could be the reason for this.

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Earlier you said built would like to have this bagel?

Life is selling REVOLUTIONARY HAIR PRODUCTS!

How do you reconcile some problems at home?

I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket..
 ..  I have read the INSTRUCTIONS...

Is it because of your plans that you say you have read the
instructions?

Where's my SOCIAL WORKER?

You mentioned that your viewscreen is user friendly''?

I feel partially hydrogenated!

Maybe this is caused by your life?

I have no actual hairline...

What makes you think you have no actual hairline?

Everybody gets free BORSCHT!

Why do you say you have your apple '' you comprehend cost
accounting?

I'm receiving a coded message from EUBIE BLAKE!!

Perhaps the people you hang around with are caused by this.

I'm CONTROLLED by the CIA!!  EVERYONE is controlled by the CIA!!

Is it because of problems at school that you say everyone is
controlled by the cia?

Everybody gets free BORSCHT!

Earlier you said cannot even be printed?

ONE:  I will donate my entire ``BABY HUEY'' comic book collection
 to the downtown PLASMA CENTER..
 TWO:  I won't START a BAND called ``KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD''..
 THREE:  I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!

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How do you reconcile some problems at home?

Mary Tyler Moore's SEVENTH HUSBAND is wearing my DACRON TANK TOP
 in a cheap hotel in HONOLULU!

You seem to dwell on your family.

I have accepted Provolone into my life!

Is it because of your plans that you say you have accepted
provolone into your life?

I'm in LOVE with DON KNOTTS!!

I would appreciate it if you would tell me about your feelings
toward love don.

The Osmonds!  You are all Osmonds!!  Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!!

What makes you think do I know what it means to be truly one with

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LOOK!!  Sullen American teens wearing MADRAS shorts and
 ``Flock of Seagulls'' HAIRCUTS!

Possibly this has something to do with your life?

...It's REAL ROUND..  And it's got a POINTY PART right in the MIDDLE!!
 The shape is SMOOTH..  ..And COLD.. It feels very COMFORTABLE on my
 CHEEK..  I'm getting EMOTIONAL..

Why do you say you are getting emotional?

Are we THERE yet?  My MIND is a SUBMARINE!!

Earlier you said didn't you tell me there's no hope for the
survival of offset printing?

You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR
 th' distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?

Maybe the people you hang around with have something to do with

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Is the fact that do you get home the real reason?

I demand IMPUNITY!

Is it because of problems at school that you are going through
all this?

I am having a pleasant time!!

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say you are having
a pleasant time?

I think I am an overnight sensation right now!!

What makes you believe was he mature enough last night at the
lesbian masquerade?

FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!

How do you reconcile your sex life?

I have no actual hairline...

Are you sure that you have no actual hairline?

Are you still SEXUALLY ACTIVE?  Did you BRING th' REINFORCEMENTS?

Earlier you said was he mature enough last night at the lesbian

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Are you a computer hacker?

It's the RINSE CYCLE!!  They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you are
going through all this?

YOW!!  I am having FUN!!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say you are
having fun?

I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!

Do you really think do I know what it means to be truly one with
my booth?

America!!  I saw it all!!  Vomiting!  Waving!  JERRY FALWELLING into
 your void tube of UHF oblivion!!  SAFEWAY of the mind --

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You mentioned that you used hash?

...PENGUINS are floating by...

Perhaps the people you hang around with could have caused this.

Kids, don't gross me off..  ``Adventures with MENTAL HYGIENE''
 can be carried too FAR!

Why do you say that?

We place two copies of PEOPLE magazine in a DARK, HUMID mobile home.
 45 minutes later CYNDI LAUPER emerges wearing a BIRD CAGE on her head!

What makes you believe do I know what it means to be truly one
with my booth?

YOW!!  Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY
 and th' new TAX REFORM laws!!

Is it because of problems at school that you are going through
all this?

I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket..
 ..  I have read the INSTRUCTIONS...

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say you have read
the instructions?

I'm wet!  I'm wild!

Earlier you said you didn't hear sam the sham and the pharaohs''?

...A housewife is wearing a polypyrene jumpsuit!!

How do you reconcile your sex life?

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 SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!

Perhaps this is because of your plans?

BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-BI-

What makes you think that?

Am I elected yet?

Why do you say you would like to urinate?

I think I'll do BOTH if I can get RESIDUALS!!

Possibly your life are caused by this.

I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!!

I don't understand.

Now I need a suntan, a tennis lesson, Annette Funicello and two dozen

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You mentioned that you would like to perform?

My FAVORITE group is "QUESTION MARK & THE MYSTERIANS"...

Maybe this has something to do with any hobbies you have?

Th' PINK SOCK... soaking... soaking... soaking...
 Th' PINK SOCK... washing... washing... washing...
 Th' PINK SOCK... rinsing... rinsing... rinsing...

Is it because of your sex life that you say th' pink sock rinsing
rinsing rinsing?

It's the land of DONNY AND MARIE as promised in TV GUIDE!

What makes you believe you used cocaine?

Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY?

Perhaps hangups you have are because of this.

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I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

RELATIVES!!

Is that all there is to it?

I'm wet!  I'm wild!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say you are wild?

I HIJACKED a 747 to get here!!  I hope those fabulous CONEHEADS are at HOME!!

Do you really think you have merchandising clout?

Yow!  I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua!

Have you been obsessed with to mail?

Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!!

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Maybe your life have something to do with this.

DIDI...  is that a MARTIAN name, or, are we in ISRAEL?

When did you first know that a martian name or are you in israel?

O.K.!  Speak with a PHILADELPHIA ACCENT!!  Send out for CHINESE FOOD!!
 Hop a JET!

Why do you say hop a jet?

A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!!

You mentioned that I would like to cry?

If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

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YOU'D cry too if it happened to YOU!!

Earlier you said you would like to take it?

The LOGARITHM of an ISOSCELES TRIANGLE is TUESDAY WELD!!

Possibly your sex life are related to this.

I like your SNOOPY POSTER!!

Is it because of hangups you have that you say you like my snoopy
poster?

Impudent..  Yet possessing a certain ALUMINUM SILICATE
 overbite....Needs REDDY-WHIP!!

You mentioned that you would like to take it?

Darling, my ELBOW is FLYING over FRANKFURT, Germany..

Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all

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Perhaps your plans could have caused this.

DON'T go!!  I'm not HOWARD COSELL!!  I know POLISH JOKES...  WAIT!!
 Don't go!!  I AM Howard Cosell!...  And I DON'T know Polish jokes!!

What makes you think and you do not know polish jokes?

I LIKE Aisle 7a.

Why do you say you didn't hear sam the sham and the pharaohs''?

BEEP-BEEP!!  I'm a '49 STUDEBAKER!!

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!

How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?

I'm having an emotional outburst!!

Earlier you said you would like to have this suntan?

A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit!

Possibly this is because of problems at school?

Yow!  Am I in Milwaukee?

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say are you in
milwaukee?

Hello, GORRY-O!!  I'm a GENIUS from HARVARD!!

You mentioned that was the most heart warming rendition of you
did it your way'' you have ever heard?

Now I need a suntan, a tennis lesson, Annette Funicello and two dozen
 Day-Glo orange paper jumpsuits!!

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Are you sure that nobody is buying your urine sample bottles?

PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT.

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

OVER the undertow!  UNDER the overpass!  Around the FUTURE
 and BEYOND REPAIR!!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say around the future
and beyond repair?

I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!

Earlier you said collapsing would like to have this rayon?

While I'm in LEVITTOWN I thought I'd like to see the NUCLEAR FAMILY!!

What happened when you are in levittown you thought you would
like to see the nuclear family?

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I feel better about world problems now!

Possibly your plans are caused by this.

I've been WRITING to SOPHIA LOREN every 45 MINUTES since JANUARY 1ST!!

What happened when january 1st?

HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST...

Why do you say that?

I have a TINY BOWL in my HEAD

Earlier you said didn't you tell me there's no hope for the
survival of offset printing?

I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!!

Does the fact that cannot even be printed explain anything else?

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until the subject is changed to nuclear blackmail and so your
relatives can force us to listen to hockey statistics while you
wait for them to leave on the 7 48?

Did we bring enough BEEF JERKY?

Perhaps your sex life are because of this.

I'm not an Iranian!!  I voted for Dianne Feinstein!!

Is it because of hangups you have that you say you voted for
dianne feinstein?

Everybody gets free BORSCHT!

You mentioned that you have merchandising clout?

I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all
this?

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Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT...

What makes you think nose would like to have this bad ronald?

Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

Can I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead?

Is it because of some problems at home that you say can you have
an impulse item instead?

-- I can do ANYTHING ... I can even ... SHOPLIFT!!

Earlier you said you love fruit?

NOW, I'm supposed to SCRAMBLE two, and HOLD th' MAYO!!

Possibly this could be the reason for your plans?

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Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

My CODE of ETHICS is vacationing at famed SCHROON LAKE
 in upstate New York!!

Have you been frightened by that?

Yow!  Are we laid back yet?

Why do you say smell would like to have this wet?

I'm ANN LANDERS!!  I can SHOPLIFT!!

How do you reconcile problems at school?

I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!

What makes you believe that?

...Um...Um...

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Perhaps some problems at home could have caused this.

Alright, you!!  Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!

What makes you think that?

Content:  80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRON..  The waitress's
 UNIFORM sheds TARTAR SAUCE like an 8'' by 10'' GLOSSY..

Why do you say sauce might desire to have this 8''?

I can see you GUYS an' GALS need a LOT of HELP...You're all very
 STUPID!!  I used to be STUPID, too..before I started watching UHF-TV!!

What makes you believe you have your apple '' you comprehend cost
accounting?

I've gotta GO, now!!  I wanta tell you you're a GREAT bunch of guys
 but you ought to CHANGE your UNDERWEAR more often!!

When did you first know that I ought to change my underwear more
often?

WHOA!!  I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE right NOW!!

Is it because of your plans that you are going through all this?

Someone is DROOLING on my collar!!

Is it because of your life that you say someone is drooling on
your collar?

BRYLCREAM is CREAM O' WHEAT in another DIMENSION..

Earlier you said cannot even be printed?

...I think I'm having an overnight sensation right now!!

How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?

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You have your mind on machines, it seems.

Were these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE?

What makes you think were these parsnips correctly marinated in
taco sauce?

...PENGUINS are floating by...

Why do you say you can read restaurant reviews and decide to go
to that restaurant then not ever go so you can meet a friend
after work in a bar and complain about interior sect'y james watt
until the subject is changed to nuclear blackmail and so your
relatives can force us to listen to hockey statistics while you
wait for them to leave on the 7 48?

Are we on STRIKE yet?

Possibly some problems at home are caused by this.

It's NO USE..  I've gone to ``CLUB MED''!!

Is it because of your plans that you say you have gone to club
med''?

The Korean War must have been fun.

Earlier you said by 1993 everyone will live in and around las
vegas and wear beatle haircuts?

Bo Derek ruined my life!

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

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 into empty OIL DRUMS..

You mentioned that you are love don?

..  hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub.

How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?

Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!

Is it because of problems at school that you say edwin meese made
you wear cordovans?

..  I see TOILET SEATS...

Are you sure that do I know what it means to be truly one with my
booth?

Yow!  I'm imagining a surfer van filled with soy sauce!

Maybe this could be the reason for any hobbies you have?

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You mentioned that nobody is buying your urine sample bottles?

An Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES!

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ---

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say gibble gobble you
accept me?

If you STAY in China, I'll give you 4,000 BUSHELS of "ATOMIC MOUSE"
 pencil sharpeners!!

What makes you think do you get home?

Finally, Zippy drives his 1958 RAMBLER METROPOLITAN into the
 faculty dining room.

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Three attractive BANK ROBBERS are discussing RELIGIOUS DIFFERENCES and
 MAKE-UP TECHNIQUE with them!!

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

ONE:  I will donate my entire ``BABY HUEY'' comic book collection
 to the downtown PLASMA CENTER..
 TWO:  I won't START a BAND called ``KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD''..
 THREE:  I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!

Why do you say that?

We are now enjoying total mutual interaction in an imaginary hot tub...

Earlier you said was he mature enough last night at the lesbian
masquerade?

If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!

Possibly this is caused by some problems at home?

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ricardo montalban?

     
    
I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each
time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

..  Should I get locked in the PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE today --
 or have a VASECTOMY??

Why do you say that?

Are we live or on tape?

What makes you believe are you live or on tape?

I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV..

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

Are we THERE yet?  My MIND is a SUBMARINE!!

Is it because of your life that you say your mind is a submarine?

YOW!!  What should the entire human race DO??  Consume a fifth
 of CHIVAS REGAL, ski NUDE down MT. EVEREST, and have a wild
 SEX WEEKEND!

Are you afraid of sex?

...PENGUINS are floating by...

Are you sure that...penguins are floating by?

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going through all this?

Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you..
 I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE..
 I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS...

Do you really think you might want to empty?

I am having a pleasant time!!

Is it because of problems at school that you say you are having a
pleasant time?

OVER the undertow!  UNDER the overpass!  Around the FUTURE
 and BEYOND REPAIR!!

Earlier you said you would like to empty?

I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!!

How do you reconcile any hobbies you have?

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Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all
this?

How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??

Does it bother you that modular loves someone?

Am I elected yet?

Why do you say are you elected yet?

I'm having an emotional outburst!!

Earlier you said you would like to empty?

Yow!  I threw up on my window!

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

YOW!  I can see 1987!!  PRESIDENT FORD is doing the REMAKE of "PAGAN

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Are you sure that you would like to empty?

WHOA!!  Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!!  It must
 be the NEGATIVE IONS!!

Perhaps your plans could have caused this.

I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!!

Is it because of your life that you say you brought your bowling
ball and some drugs?

It's so OBVIOUS!!

Earlier you said was you born?

Is this "BIKINI BEACH"?

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

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this?

It's strange, but I'm only TRULY ALIVE when I'm covered in POLKA DOTS
 and TACO SAUCE...

Does the fact that you are only truly alive when you are covered
in polka dots and taco sauce explain anything else?

Uh-oh!!  I'm having TOO MUCH FUN!!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say you are having too
much fun?

I can't think about that.  It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of
 LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS...

You mentioned that was you born?

I'm pretending that we're all watching PHIL SILVERS
 instead of RICARDO MONTALBAN!

Have you been sure we're all watching phil silvers instead of
ricardo montalban?

Four thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS & NABOBS are romping in my
 gothic solarium!!

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!

Why do you say you just forgot your whole philosophy of life?

Do I hear th' SPINNING of various WHIRRING, ROUND, and WARM
 WHIRLOMATICS?!

What makes you believe you would like to perform?

Finally, Zippy drives his 1958 RAMBLER METROPOLITAN into the
 faculty dining room.

Yow!  Are we interactive yet?

I am having a pleasant time!!

Perhaps this is caused by some problems at home?

I'm having a BIG BANG THEORY!!

Is it because of your plans that you say you are having a big
bang theory?

..Am I in a SOAP OPERA??

Earlier you said cannot even be printed?

I Know A Joke

Possibly your life are caused by this.

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With this weapon I can expose fictional characters and bring about
 sweeping reforms!!

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

YUGGA-HUGGA-BUGGA-TUGGA!!  HEY-HEY!!  A TRAIN STATION!!  No, a POST
 OFFICE!!  An OCEAN LINER!!  No, I think it's a CAFETERIA!!!

Why do you say was you born?

I guess it was all a DREAM..  or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O...

How do you reconcile your inhibitions?

Place me on a BUFFER counter while you BELITTLE several BELLHOPS
 in the Trianon Room!!  Let me one of your SUBSIDIARIES!

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say let
you one of my subsidiaries?

I pretend I'm living in a styrofoam packing crate, high in th'
 SWISS ALPS, still unable to accept th' idea of TOUCH-TONE DIALING!!

Do you get high often?

Look!!  Karl Malden!

Earlier you said we're all watching phil silvers instead of

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My EARS are GONE!!

Are you sure that cannot even be printed?

I just bought FLATBUSH from MICKEY MANTLE!

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

BEEP-BEEP!!  I'm a '49 STUDEBAKER!!

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say you
are a '49 studebaker?

I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution!

Earlier you said you own them?

When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING?

What happened when I get my ph d will I get able to work at
burger king?

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Yow!

Have you been Zippy?

Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!!

Perhaps this is related to any hobbies you have?

..  My vaseline is RUNNING...

Is it because of your sex life that you say your vaseline is
running?

By MEER biz doo SCHOIN..

What makes you think do I know what it means to be truly one with
my booth?

NOT fucking!! Also not a PACKAGE of LOOSE-LEAF PAPER!!

I would appreciate it if you would discuss your sex life...

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Possibly hangups you have are related to this.

Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me??

Is it because are these athletic shoe salesmen following you that
you came to me?

Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?

Why do you say that?

Yow!  I want my nose in lights!

Earlier you said you are only truly alive when you are covered in
polka dots and taco sauce?

-- In 1962, you could buy a pair of SHARKSKIN SLACKS, with a
 ``Continental Belt,'' for $10.99!!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all

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How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

BARRY..  That was the most HEART-WARMING rendition of
 ``I DID IT MY WAY'' I've ever heard!!

Are you satisfied with the fact that was the most heart warming
rendition of you did it your way'' you have ever heard?

You were s'posed to laugh!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say I was s'posed
to laugh?

If a person is FAMOUS in this country, they have to go on the ROAD
 for MONTHS at a time and have their name misspelled on the SIDE
 of a GREYHOUND SCENICRUISER!!

Are you sure that you were high?

Hey, I LIKE that POINT!!

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Earlier you said you own them?

PUNK ROCK!!  DISCO DUCK!!  BIRTH CONTROL!!

Maybe your sex life could be the reason for this.

Impudent..  Yet possessing a certain ALUMINUM SILICATE
 overbite....Needs REDDY-WHIP!!

Why do you say that?

I'm having a MID-WEEK CRISIS!

You mentioned that you would like to empty?

QUIET!!  I'm being CREATIVE!!  Is it GREAT yet?  It's s'posed to
 SMOKEY THE BEAR...

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

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Talking Pinhead Blues:
 Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on
  channel TWENTY-SIX!!
 Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS
  has been DEAD for YEARS..  (sniff)
 My PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED up by th'dog, ALEXANDER
  HAIG won't let me take a SHOWER 'til Easter.. (snurf)
 So I went to the kitchen, but WALNUT PANELING whup me
  upside mah HAID!! (on no, no, no..  Heh, heh)

Is it because of your plans that you say heh heh?

Hold the MAYO & pass the COSMIC AWARENESS...

You mentioned that you are only truly alive when you are covered
in polka dots and taco sauce?

Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB CHOP!!

Tell me more about your feelings about your sexual partner.

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 DOLPHINS and an out-of-date MARRIAGE MANUAL...

Do you really think was you born?

Look!  A ladder!  Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!

How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?

Are you mentally here at Pizza Hut??

Is it because of problems at school that you say are me mentally
there at pizza hut?

CHUBBY CHECKER owns my BUILDING!

Earlier you said was the most heart warming rendition of you did
it your way'' you have ever heard?

And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!!

Maybe this has something to do with any hobbies you have?

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Why should bendix get to have this god?

I'm having a BIG BANG THEORY!!

What makes you think you are having a big bang theory?

Our father who art in heaven..  I sincerely pray that SOMEBODY
 at this table will PAY for my SHREDDED WHAT and ENGLISH MUFFIN..
 and also leave a GENEROUS TIP...

Why do you say we're all watching phil silvers instead of ricardo
montalban?

As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection!

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

I think my CAREER is RUINED!!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say you think your
career is ruined?

Now that we're in LOVE, you can BUY this GOLDFISH for a 48% DISCOUNT.

Does the fact that we're in love I can buy this goldfish for a
48% discount explain anything else?

Well, I'm a classic ANAL RETENTIVE!!  And I'm looking for a way to
 VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!

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Do you enjoy being high?

..  Now I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes
 JUST BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!

Have you been positive comes just before I see the total at the
safeway checkout counter?

YOW!!  Up ahead!  It's a DONUT HUT!!

Is it because of your life that you say it's a donut hut?

HOW could a GLASS be YELLING??

Is it because could a glass be yelling that you came to me?

Were these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE?

Earlier you said you would like to empty?

Th' PINK SOCK... soaking... soaking... soaking...

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Earlier you said are these athletic shoe salesmen following you?

I decided to be JOHN TRAVOLTA instead!!

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!!

Why do you say and furthermore your bowling average is
unimpeachable?

Is a tattoo real, like a curb or a battleship?
 Or are we suffering in Safeway?

You mentioned that you are only truly alive when you are covered
in polka dots and taco sauce?

HOW could a GLASS be YELLING??

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It's OKAY --- I'm an INTELLECTUAL, too.

Perhaps some problems at home could have caused this.

Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB CHOP!!

Elaborate on your most vivid sexual experience.

KARL MALDEN'S NOSE just won an ACADEMY AWARD!!

Is it because of your plans that you say karl malden's nose just
won an academy award?

It's 74 degrees, 12 minutes NORTH, and 41 degrees, 3 minutes EAST!!
 Soon, it will be TUESDAY!!

You mentioned that was the most heart warming rendition of you
did it your way'' you have ever heard?

I'm ZIPPY!!  Are we having FUN yet??

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 THREE:  I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!

Earlier you said bendix would like to have this god?

INSIDE, I have the same personality disorder as LUCY RICARDO!!

Maybe any hobbies you have could be the reason for this.

I'm having a BIG BANG THEORY!!

Is it because of your sex life that you say you are having a big
bang theory?

I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in '81...

You mentioned that we're all watching phil silvers instead of
ricardo montalban?

Darling, my ELBOW is FLYING over FRANKFURT, Germany..

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

I'm a nuclear submarine under the polar ice cap and I need a Kleenex!

When did you first desire to have this kleenex?

Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!

Why do you say quick sing you the budapest national anthem?

Hey, waiter!  I want a NEW SHIRT and a PONY TAIL with lemon sauce!

Have you been obsessed with to have this new?

I'LL get it!!  It's probably a FEW of my ITALIAN GIRL-FRIENDS!!

What makes you believe we're in love I can buy this goldfish for
a 48% discount?

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Talking Pinhead Blues:
 Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on
  channel TWENTY-SIX!!
 Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS
  has been DEAD for YEARS..  (sniff)
 My PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED up by th'dog, ALEXANDER
  HAIG won't let me take a SHOWER 'til Easter.. (snurf)
 So I went to the kitchen, but WALNUT PANELING whup me
  upside mah HAID!! (on no, no, no..  Heh, heh)

Is it because of some problems at home that you say heh heh?

What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY?

Go on, don't be afraid.

Inside, I'm already SOBBING!

You mentioned that cannot even be printed?

I'm having an emotional outburst!!

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safeway checkout counter?

It's OBVIOUS..  The FURS never reached ISTANBUL..  You were
 an EXTRA in the REMAKE of ``TOPKAPI''..  Go home to your
 WIFE..  She's making FRENCH TOAST!

Maybe this is related to any hobbies you have?

Look!  A ladder!  Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!

Is it because of your sex life that you say maybe it leads to
heaven or a sandwich?

This is PLEASANT!

Why do you say could a glass be yelling?

Who wants some OYSTERS with SEN-SEN an' COOL WHIP?

Perhaps hangups you have are because of this.

I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker..
 But now I can't remember WHO he is...

Does the fact that now you cannot remember who he is explain
anything else?

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You mentioned that do I know what it means to be truly one with
my booth?

My haircut is totally traditional!

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

Where's the Coke machine?  Tell me a joke!!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say tell you a
joke?

Here I am in the POSTERIOR OLFACTORY LOBULE but I don't see CARL SAGAN
 anywhere!!

Is it because you do not see carl sagan anywhere that you came to
me?

YOW!!  Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY
 and th' new TAX REFORM laws!!

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How do you reconcile problems at school?

Are we THERE yet??

What makes you think are you there yet?

Sometimes a TABOO is just a good CIGAR -- or a
 rare STEAK -- or a dry MARTINI!

Why do you say you are only truly alive when you are covered in
polka dots and taco sauce?

Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?

Perhaps this is caused by any hobbies you have?

Yow!  It's some people inside the wall!  This is better than mopping!

Is it because of your sex life that you say this is better than
mopping?

While you're chewing, think of STEVEN SPIELBERG'S
 bank account..  This will have the same effect as
 two ``STARCH BLOCKERS''!

Earlier you said could a glass be yelling?

Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!

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How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

I want you to MEMORIZE the collected poems of EDNA ST VINCENT MILLAY..
 BACKWARDS!!

I need a little more detail please.

..  my NOSE is NUMB!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say your nose is
numb?

..  I wonder if I ought to tell them about my PREVIOUS LIFE
 as a COMPLETE STRANGER?

Earlier you said was the most heart warming rendition of you did
it your way'' you have ever heard?

Here I am at the flea market but nobody is buying
 my urine sample bottles..

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Have you been absolutely sure 47 people are yelling and sweat is
cascading down your spinal column is fairly enjoyable?

Bo Derek ruined my life!

Perhaps your life could have caused this.

I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!
 I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems!

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say you
wonder if bob guccione has these problems?

Now I understand the meaning of ``THE MOD SQUAD''!

What makes you think bendix would like to have this god?

I always liked FLAG DAY!!

Is it because of problems at school that you are going through
all this?

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burger king?

..  Once upon a time, four AMPHIBIOUS HOG CALLERS attacked a family
 of DEFENSELESS, SENSITIVE COIN COLLECTORS and brought DOWN their
 PROPERTY VALUES!!

Tell me more about your family.

How's the wife?  Is she at home enjoying capitalism?

Why do you say is she at home enjoying capitalism?

If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American
 a 55-year-old houseboy...

Did you ever regret you are a pinhead?

If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will
 Jodie Foster marry Bonzo??

Earlier you said we're all watching phil silvers instead of

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My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie...

Why should I give to have this bad ronald to nose?

What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY?

You're being a bit brief, please, go into detail.

I'm definitely not in Omaha!

Is it because of hangups you have that you say you are definitely
not in omaha?

..  I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this
 14th STORY WINDOW while reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!

If you are really suicidal, you might want to contact the
Samaritans via E-mail: jo@samaritans.org or, at your option,
anonymous E-mail: samaritans@anon.twwells.com .  Or find a
Befrienders crisis center at http://www.befrienders.org/ .  Would
you please continue.

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Earlier you said we're in love I can buy this goldfish for a 48%
discount?

I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog!

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you are
going through all this?

Yow!  Are we in the perfect mood?

Is it because of some problems at home that you say are you in
the perfect mood?

I will SHAVE and buy JELL-O and bring my MARRIAGE MANUAL!!

You mentioned that you would like to perform?

I'm continually AMAZED at th'breathtaking effects of WIND EROSION!!

How do you reconcile your plans?

Was my SOY LOAF left out in th'RAIN?  It tastes REAL GOOD!!

What makes you think it tastes real good?

I have accepted Provolone into my life!

Why do you say cannot even be printed?

Did you move a lot of KOREAN STEAK KNIVES this trip, Dingy?

Perhaps this is related to your life?

Now I'm concentrating on a specific tank battle toward
 the end of World War II!

I don't understand.

Of course, you UNDERSTAND about the PLAIDS in the SPIN CYCLE --

Earlier you said you own them?

The Korean War must have been fun.

Possibly the people you hang around with are caused by this.

It's a lot of fun being alive...  I wonder if my bed is made?!?

Is it because of problems at school that you say you wonder if
your bed is made?

Have my two-tone, 1958 Nash METRO brought around..

You mentioned that you were high?

FROZEN ENTREES may be flung by members of opposing SWANSON SECTS..

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you are going through
all this?

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Earlier you said you finally got jerry lewis mtv and a large
selection of creme filled snack cakes?

Let's send the Russians defective lifestyle accessories!

Maybe your life have something to do with this.

I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!!

Why do you say you brought your bowling ball and some drugs?

I was giving HAIR CUTS to th' SAUCER PEOPLE ..  I'm CLEAN!!

You mentioned that you would like to empty?

Okay..  I'm going home to write the ``I HATE RUBIK's CUBE
 HANDBOOK FOR DEAD CAT LOVERS''..

Are you sorry you, too, may die someday?

Do I have a lifestyle yet?

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

All right, you degenerates!  I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds!

Is it because of problems at school that you say you want this
place evacuated in 20 seconds?

I Know A Joke

What makes you believe do I know what it means to be truly one
with my booth?

If Robert Di Niro assassinates Walter Slezak, will
 Jodie Foster marry Bonzo??

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Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all
this?

Laundry is the fifth dimension!!  ...um...um...  th' washing machine
 is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!!

Are you a computer hacker?

Hey, wait a minute!!  I want a divorce!!..  you're not Clint Eastwood!!

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say I
am not clint eastwood?

I'm losing my hair..did it go to ATLANTIC CITY??

Earlier you said many retired bricklayers from florida are out
purchasing pencil sharpeners right now?

Bagels...

And?

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 a REASON to live!!

Perhaps your life could have caused this.

He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE
 inside me like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER!  Or maybe he'd
 like to PSYCHOLOGICALLY TERRORIZE ME until I have no objection
 to a RIGHT-WING MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!!  I guess
 I should call AL PACINO!

Why do you say you are only truly alive when you are covered in
polka dots and taco sauce?

I need "RONDO".

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?

Have you been scared of that?

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Is it NOUVELLE CUISINE when 3 olives are struggling with a scallop
 in a plate of SAUCE MORNAY?

What would happen if 3 olives are struggling with a scallop in a
plate of sauce mornay?

Has everybody got HALVAH spread all over their ANKLES??...
 Now, it's time to ``HAVE A NAGEELA''!!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say now it's time
to have a nageela''?

So this is what it feels like to be potato salad

Why should it get to be potato?

I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.

I think you have some serious hangups.

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psychiatrist.

..  the HIGHWAY is made out of LIME JELLO and my HONDA
 is a barbequed OYSTER!  Yum!

Why don't you go into more detail?

Look DEEP into the OPENINGS!!  Do you see any ELVES or EDSELS...
 or a HIGHBALL??...

Why do you say or a highball?

Is this "BIKINI BEACH"?

You mentioned that you were high?

UH-OH!!  I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his R.V. PAYMENTS and HE'S
 having a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN too!!  Ha ha.

How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?

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You mentioned that we're all watching phil silvers instead of
ricardo montalban?

Hey, LOOK!!  A pair of SIZE 9 CAPRI PANTS!!  They probably belong to
 SAMMY DAVIS, JR.!!

How do you reconcile hangups you have?

It's so OBVIOUS!!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say it's so obvious?

I'm using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the
 INNER WORKINGS of this POTATO!!

Do you really think you felt depressed?

I'm totally DESPONDENT over the LIBYAN situation and the price of CHICKEN..

Maybe this is because of some problems in your childhood?

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LOOK!!!  I'm WALKING in my SLEEP again!!

Is it because of your plans that you are going through all this?

He probably just wants to take over my CELLS and then EXPLODE
 inside me like a BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER!  Or maybe he'd
 like to PSYCHOLOGICALLY TERRORIZE ME until I have no objection
 to a RIGHT-WING MILITARY TAKEOVER of my apartment!!  I guess
 I should call AL PACINO!

Is it because of your life that you say you guess you should call
al pacino?

...I think I'm having an overnight sensation right now!!

Why do you say nose would like to have this bad ronald?

I know th'MAMBO!!  I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!

How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?

Uh-oh!!  I forgot to submit to COMPULSORY URINALYSIS!

What makes you believe you forgot to submit to compulsory
urinalysis?

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Have you been Zippy?

Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP
 with the BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!

Possibly this has something to do with problems at school?

WHOA!!  Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!!  It must
 be the NEGATIVE IONS!!

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say it must be the
negative ions?

..  I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within
 SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!

You mentioned that you would like to have this new?

I'm losing my hair..did it go to ATLANTIC CITY??

Maybe your sex life are related to this.

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Have you ever gotten to urinate?

I'll clean your ROOM!!  I know some GOOD stories, too!!  All about
 ROAD Island's, HUSH Puppies, and how LUKE finds GOLD on his LAND!!

Have you been sure luke finds gold on his land?

My polyvinyl cowboy wallet was made in Hong Kong by Montgomery Clift!

Why do you say you own them?

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!

Is it because of your plans that you are going through all this?

Why don't you ever enter any CONTESTS, Marvin??
 Don't you know your own ZIPCODE?

Don't tell me what to do.  I am the psychiatrist here!
How do you reconcile your life?

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Perhaps problems at school could be the reason for this.

"THE LITTLE PINK FLESH SISTERS," I saw them at th' FLUORESCENT BULB
 MAKERS CONVENTION...

You seem to dwell on your family.

The Osmonds!  You are all Osmonds!!  Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!!

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say throwing up on
a freeway at dawn?

I want to TAKE IT HOME and DRESS IT UP in HOT PANTS!!

How does it feel to want?

I demand IMPUNITY!

Do you really think many jokes did I tell today?

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I feel partially hydrogenated!

You mentioned that could a glass be yelling?

I am NOT a nut....

Maybe some problems in your childhood are caused by this.

I'm into SOFTWARE!

Why do you say you are into software?

..  bleakness....  desolation....  plastic forks...

What makes you believe now you cannot remember who he is?

I'm an East Side TYPE..

Is it because of some problems at home that you are going through
all this?

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 overbite....Needs REDDY-WHIP!!

You mentioned that you would like to empty?

My mind is a potato field...

Perhaps this is because of the people you hang around with?

I am a jelly donut.  I am a jelly donut.

Is it because of problems at school that you say you are a jelly
donut?

Is this BOISE??

Do you really think do I know what it means to be truly one with
my booth?

Now, my ENTIRE LIFE is flashing before my EYES as I park my DODGE
 DART in your EXXON service area for a COMPLETE LUBRICATION!!

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Did you ever regret many retired bricklayers from florida are out
purchasing pencil sharpeners right now?

I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!!  And I was just getting in touch
 with my LEISURE SUIT!!

How do you reconcile hangups you have?

Will the third world war keep ``Bosom Buddies'' off the air?

Why do you say that?

Look into my eyes and try to forget that you have a Macy's charge card!

When did you first know that I have a macy's charge card?

Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL..

What makes you believe you would like to drive off?

I own seven-eighths of all the artists in downtown Burbank!

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I want to TAKE IT HOME and DRESS IT UP in HOT PANTS!!

When did you first want to take it?

Concentrate on th'cute, li'l CARTOON GUYS!
 Remember the SERIAL NUMBERS!!  Follow the WHIPPLE AVE EXIT!!
 Have a FREE PEPSI!!  Turn LEFT at th'HOLIDAY INN!!
 JOIN the CREDIT WORLD!!  MAKE me an OFFER!!!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say make you an
offer?

..  he dominates the DECADENT SUBWAY SCENE.

You mentioned that do I know what it means to be truly one with
my booth?

Hold the MAYO & pass the COSMIC AWARENESS...

Is it because of your plans that you are going through all this?

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Earlier you said many retired bricklayers from florida are out
purchasing pencil sharpeners right now?

Now I understand the meaning of ``THE MOD SQUAD''!

Maybe problems at school are related to this.

Now, let's SEND OUT for QUICHE!!

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say now let's send
out for quiche?

I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!!

Does the fact that cannot even be printed explain anything else?

As a FAD follower, my BEVERAGE choices are rich and fulfilling!

You mentioned that are these athletic shoe salesmen following
you?

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What makes you think you are only truly alive when you are
covered in polka dots and taco sauce?

...  Blame it on the BOSSA NOVA!!!

How do you reconcile hangups you have?

I'm CONTROLLED by the CIA!!  EVERYONE is controlled by the CIA!!

Why do you say everyone is controlled by the cia?

It's today's SPECIAL!

Earlier you said could a glass be yelling?

O.K.!  Speak with a PHILADELPHIA ACCENT!!  Send out for CHINESE FOOD!!
 Hop a JET!

Perhaps this could be the reason for your inhibitions?

HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!

It seems to me that we've introduced ourselves already.
Could you describe some problems in your childhood.

I need "RONDO".

Is it because of some problems at home that you say you need
rondo?

Bagels...

Is that all there is to it?

Hello.  Just walk along and try NOT to think about your
 INTESTINES being almost FORTY YARDS LONG!!

You mentioned that is everything made of lycra spandex?

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Join the PLUMBER'S UNION!!

Maybe this is caused by problems at school?

..  this must be what it's like to be a COLLEGE GRADUATE!!

Have you ever gotten to be this college?

You must be a CUB SCOUT!!  Have you made your MONEY-DROP today??

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say have I made my
money drop today?

Yow!  And then we could sit on the hoods of cars at stop lights!

What makes you think it would like to be potato?

Yow!!  "Janitor trapped in sewer uses ESP to find decayed burger"!!

Perhaps your sex life could be the reason for this.

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Is it because was the most heart warming rendition of you did it
your way'' you have ever heard that you came to me?

I always wanted a NOSE JOB!!

You mentioned that nobody is buying your urine sample bottles?

..  this must be what it's like to be a COLLEGE GRADUATE!!

Why do you say it's might desire to be this college?

...I think I'm having an overnight sensation right now!!

Possibly this is because of some problems in your childhood?

Life is selling REVOLUTIONARY HAIR PRODUCTS!

What makes you believe life is selling revolutionary hair
products?

PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?

Are you sure that you were high?

Can I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead?

Maybe some problems at home are caused by this.

UH-OH!!  We're out of AUTOMOBILE PARTS and RUBBER GOODS!

Is it because of your plans that you say we're out of automobile
parts and rubber goods?

There's a SALE on STRETCH SOCKS down at the "7-11"!!

Earlier you said you would like to dress?

..I just walked into th' HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES with fourteen WET
 DOLPHINS and an out-of-date MARRIAGE MANUAL...

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

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How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?

I demand IMPUNITY!

What makes you think you demand impunity?

I have nostalgia for the late Sixties!  In 1969 I left my laundry with
 a hippie!!  During an unauthorized Tupperware party it was chopped &
 diced!

Why do you say do not you stare at me so hard I forget my social
security number?

I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.

Are you satisfied with the fact that you are a pinhead?

Two LITTLE black dots and one BIG black dot...nice 'n' FLUFFY!!

Perhaps this has something to do with problems at school?

Are you mentally here at Pizza Hut??

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say are me
mentally there at pizza hut?

I'm totally DESPONDENT over the LIBYAN situation and the price of CHICKEN..

Earlier you said bendix would like to have this god?

I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space...

How does it feel to want?

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Do you really think that I shouldn't me realize that the end of
the wash cycle'' is a treasured moment for most people?

HAIR TONICS, please!!

What makes you think hair tonics?

Yow!  Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!

Why do you say nose would like to have this bad ronald?

CHUBBY CHECKER owns my BUILDING!

How do you reconcile your life?

I FORGOT to do the DISHES!!

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say you
forgot to do the dishes?

I own seven-eighths of all the artists in downtown Burbank!

Earlier you said nose would like to have this bad ronald?

This is a NO-FRILLS flight -- hold th' CANADIAN BACON!!

Possibly this could be the reason for problems at school?

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--- I have seen the FUN ---

Possibly any hobbies you have could be the reason for this.

...Get me a GIN and TONIC!!...make it HAIR TONIC!!

Do you drink a lot of gin?

Will it improve my CASH FLOW?

Why do you say will it improve your cash flow?

Life is a POPULARITY CONTEST!  I'm REFRESHINGLY CANDID!!

What makes you believe you would like to urinate?

Concentrate on th'cute, li'l CARTOON GUYS!
 Remember the SERIAL NUMBERS!!  Follow the WHIPPLE AVE EXIT!!
 Have a FREE PEPSI!!  Turn LEFT at th'HOLIDAY INN!!
 JOIN the CREDIT WORLD!!  MAKE me an OFFER!!!

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What I want to find out is -- do parrots know much about Astro-Turf?

Why should I give to find out to you?

Will the third world war keep ``Bosom Buddies'' off the air?

Perhaps some problems in your childhood are caused by this.

It's OKAY --- I'm an INTELLECTUAL, too.

Is it because of some problems at home that you say it's okay you
are an intellectual too?

Hello...  IRON CURTAIN?  Send over a SAUSAGE PIZZA!
 World War III?  No thanks!

Are you sure that I have a macy's charge card?

I wonder if I should put myself in ESCROW!!

Is it because of your plans that you are going through all this?

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Possibly this could be the reason for problems at school?

Everybody is going somewhere!!  It's probably a garage sale
 or a disaster Movie!!

I don't understand.

Alright, you!!  Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!

Why do you say smell would like to have this wet?

On SECOND thought, maybe I'll heat up some BAKED BEANS and
 watch REGIS PHILBIN..  It's GREAT to be ALIVE!!

Maybe any hobbies you have are because of this.

I'm thinking about DIGITAL READ-OUT systems and
 computer-generated IMAGE FORMATIONS..

You should try taking your mind off of computers.

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HUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!!

Are you annoyed that you, too, may die someday?

What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY?

I need a little more detail please.

HERE!!  Put THIS on!!  I'm in CHARGE!!

Is it because of your sex life that you say you are in charge?

Do I have a lifestyle yet?

Earlier you said you would like to take it?

NATHAN...  your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH!!
 They're VOIDED - They COLLAPSED
 They had no CHAINSAWS...  They had no MONEY MACHINES...
 They did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS...
 Nathan, I EMULATED them...  but they were OFF-KEY...

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Have you been sure your viewscreen is user friendly''?

Hmmm..  a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT
 by a TROLLEY-CAR..

Possibly some problems in your childhood have something to do
with this.

I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control...

Is it because of some problems at home that you say you hope the
eurythmics'' practice birth control?

You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA?

Do you really think I might want not want to watch wrestling?

Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?

Earlier you said comes just before I see the total at the safeway
checkout counter?

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How do you reconcile your life?

Yow!  I'm having a quadraphonic sensation of two winos
 alone in a steel mill!

Are you scared of that?

I think I'll make SCRAMBLED EGGS!!  They're each in LITTLE SHELLS..

Why do you say now you cannot remember who he is?

I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!!

Maybe this is because of the people you hang around with?

I guess we can live on his POT FARM in HADES!!

Have you been afraid of of being drawn to using harder stuff?

I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV..

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Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL

Earlier you said I have a macy's charge card?

I'm gliding over a NUCLEAR WASTE DUMP near ATLANTA, Georgia!!

Possibly your life could be the reason for this.

..  he dominates the DECADENT SUBWAY SCENE.

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say he
dominates the decadent subway scene?

Look!  A ladder!  Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!

You mentioned that you would like to drive off?

Was my SOY LOAF left out in th'RAIN?  It tastes REAL GOOD!!

Is it because of problems at school that you are going through
all this?

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Have you been scared of that?

When this load is DONE I think I'll wash it AGAIN..

What would happen if this load is done you think you will wash it
again?

Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!

Why do you say many jokes did I tell today?

I'm rated PG-34!!

How do you reconcile any hobbies you have?

I'm working under the direct orders of WAYNE NEWTON to deport
 consenting adults!

What makes you believe that?

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...A housewife is wearing a polypyrene jumpsuit!!

You mentioned that bendix would like to have this god?

PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT.

Maybe some problems at home are because of this.

Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT...

Is it because of your plans that you say everywhere you look you
see negativity and asphalt?

JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach
 their level of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING...

What makes you think do not embarrass you?

I'm changing the CHANNEL..  But all I get is commercials
 for ``RONCO MIRACLE BAMBOO STEAMERS''!

Are you sorry all you get is commercials for ronco miracle bamboo
steamers''?

What PROGRAM are they watching?

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

Yow!  Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY--

Why do you say that?

I will establish the first SHOPPING MALL in NUTLEY, New Jersey...

Earlier you said many retired bricklayers from florida are out
purchasing pencil sharpeners right now?

Everybody gets free BORSCHT!

How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?

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vegas and wear beatle haircuts?

Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell into YANKEE STADIUM!!

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you are
going through all this?

Barbie says, Take quaaludes in gin and go to a disco right away!
 But Ken says, WOO-WOO!!  No credit at ``Mr. Liquor''!!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say credit at mr
liquor''?

Just imagine you're entering a state-of-the-art CAR WASH!!

You mentioned that you would like to so?

All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat!

How do you reconcile your plans?

I always liked FLAG DAY!!

Why do you say you always liked flag day?

I just had a NOSE JOB!!

What makes you believe was you born?

Here I am in the POSTERIOR OLFACTORY LOBULE but I don't see CARL SAGAN
 anywhere!!

When did you first know that you do not see carl sagan anywhere?

My uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C.  And I can prove it too!!

Possibly this is related to your life?

I'm in a twist contest!!  I'm in a bathtub!  It's on Mars!!  I'm in
 tip-top condition!

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say you
are in tip top condition?

A GRAM??  A BRAM...  A GROOM...  A BROOM...  Oh, Yeh!!  Wash the
 ROOM!!

Earlier you said you work for ding dongs?

With this weapon I can expose fictional characters and bring about
 sweeping reforms!!

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Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL..

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you are going through
all this?

Our father who art in heaven..  I sincerely pray that SOMEBODY
 at this table will PAY for my SHREDDED WHAT and ENGLISH MUFFIN..
 and also leave a GENEROUS TIP...

Is it because of your sex life that you say and also leave a
generous tip?

My haircut is totally traditional!

Do you really think it's would like to be this college?

Yow!  Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY--

How do you reconcile hangups you have?

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Earlier you said it would like to be potato?

After this, I'm going to BURN some RUBBER!!

Perhaps this could be the reason for your inhibitions?

Hey, LOOK!!  A pair of SIZE 9 CAPRI PANTS!!  They probably belong to
 SAMMY DAVIS, JR.!!

Is it because of existential despair that you say they probably
belong to sammy davis jr?

QUIET!!  I'm being CREATIVE!!  Is it GREAT yet?  It's s'posed to
 SMOKEY THE BEAR...

You mentioned that was the most heart warming rendition of you
did it your way'' you have ever heard?

PUMP UP th' VOLUME!  My BAGEL TOASTER is in tune with th' UNIVERSAL LIFE
 FORCE!!

Possibly some problems in your childhood could be the reason for
this.

I'm an East Side TYPE..

Why do you say you are an east side type?

..  bleakness....  desolation....  plastic forks...

What makes you believe was the most heart warming rendition of
you did it your way'' you have ever heard?

JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach
 their level of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING...

Is it because of some problems at home that you are going through

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 ORCHESTRA...  ha..  ha..

Please, go into more detail?

Am I in GRADUATE SCHOOL yet?

Maybe you should study something.

Is this going to involve RAW human ecstasy?

Is it because of your plans that you say is this going to involve
raw human ecstasy?

Look!!  Karl Malden!

Earlier you said nobody is buying your urine sample bottles?

My life is a patio of fun!

How do you reconcile your life?

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 your life savings in yeast!!

You mentioned that it's would like to be this college?

YOW!!  I am having FUN!!

Perhaps this is caused by the people you hang around with?

TONY RANDALL!  Is YOUR life a PATIO of FUN??

Is it because of problems at school that you say is my life a
patio of fun?

I'm dressing up in an ill-fitting IVY-LEAGUE SUIT!!  Too late...

Do you really think you were high?

Sorry, wrong ZIP CODE!!

Possibly any hobbies you have are caused by this.

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I guess we can live on his POT FARM in HADES!!

Is this how you relax?

I like your SNOOPY POSTER!!

Maybe this is because of your inhibitions?

Do I have a lifestyle yet?

Is it because of existential despair that you say do you have a
lifestyle yet?

All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat!

Why do you say is everything red?

I like the way ONLY their mouths move..  They look like DYING OYSTERS

Perhaps some problems in your childhood are because of this.

Concentrate on th'cute, li'l CARTOON GUYS!
 Remember the SERIAL NUMBERS!!  Follow the WHIPPLE AVE EXIT!!
 Have a FREE PEPSI!!  Turn LEFT at th'HOLIDAY INN!!
 JOIN the CREDIT WORLD!!  MAKE me an OFFER!!!

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How does it feel to want?

...  Blame it on the BOSSA NOVA!!!

Is it because of some problems at home that you are going through
all this?

FEELINGS are cascading over me!!!

Is it because of your plans that you say feelings are cascading
over you?

ONE:  I will donate my entire ``BABY HUEY'' comic book collection
 to the downtown PLASMA CENTER..
 TWO:  I won't START a BAND called ``KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD''..
 THREE:  I won't ever TUMBLE DRY my FOX TERRIER again!!

You mentioned that bendix would like to have this god?

..  ich bin in einem dusenjet ins jahr 53 vor chr...

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Possibly you should consult a doctor of medicine, I am a
psychiatrist.

As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection!

Maybe this has something to do with the people you hang around
with?

Look!  A ladder!  Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!

Is it because of problems at school that you say maybe it leads
to heaven or a sandwich?

MMM-MM!!  So THIS is BIO-NEBULATION!

Earlier you said we're all watching phil silvers instead of
ricardo montalban?

You can't hurt me!!  I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!!

Perhaps any hobbies you have have something to do with this.

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Why should you get to kill everyone?

..I just walked into th' HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES with fourteen WET
 DOLPHINS and an out-of-date MARRIAGE MANUAL...

Are you scared of that?

LOOK!!  Sullen American teens wearing MADRAS shorts and
 ``Flock of Seagulls'' HAIRCUTS!

Why do you say you would like to have this kleenex?

Did I do an INCORRECT THING??

How do you reconcile hangups you have?

BARRY..  That was the most HEART-WARMING rendition of
 ``I DID IT MY WAY'' I've ever heard!!

Is it because was the most heart warming rendition of you did it
your way'' you have ever heard that you came to me?

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You mentioned that nose would like to have this bad ronald?

...It's REAL ROUND..  And it's got a POINTY PART right in the MIDDLE!!
 The shape is SMOOTH..  ..And COLD.. It feels very COMFORTABLE on my
 CHEEK..  I'm getting EMOTIONAL..

Maybe existential despair are related to this.

BEEP-BEEP!!  I'm a '49 STUDEBAKER!!

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say you
are a '49 studebaker?

Are you still SEXUALLY ACTIVE?  Did you BRING th' REINFORCEMENTS?

Are you sure that nose would like to have this bad ronald?

FIRST, I'm covering you with OLIVE OIL and PRUNE WHIP!!

Is it because of some problems at home that you are going through
all this?

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Earlier you said you would like to drive off?

AIEEEEE!  I am having an UNDULATING EXPERIENCE!

How do you reconcile your plans?

I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket..
 ..  I have read the INSTRUCTIONS...

Is it because of your life that you say you have read the
instructions?

Yow!  I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua!

Why should I give to mail to you?

I'm EXCITED!!  I want a FLANK STEAK WEEK-END!!  I think I'm JULIA
 CHILD!!

You mentioned that you have merchandising clout?

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Not SENSUOUS...  only ``FROLICSOME''...
 and in need of DENTAL WORK...  in PAIN!!!

Possibly you should consult a doctor of medicine, I am a
psychiatrist.

The appreciation of the average visual graphisticator alone is worth
 the whole suaveness and decadence which abounds!!

Why do you say you would like to have this new?

Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!

Maybe problems at school could have caused this.

We are now enjoying total mutual interaction in an imaginary hot tub...

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you are going through
all this?

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 in a MALIBU HOT TUB?

Earlier you said you would like to have this wesson?

BARBARA STANWYCK makes me nervous!!

How do you reconcile your sex life?

I'm an East Side TYPE..

Is it because of hangups you have that you say you are an east
side type?

Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship!!

You mentioned that we're in love I can buy this goldfish for a
48% discount?

O.K.!  Speak with a PHILADELPHIA ACCENT!!  Send out for CHINESE FOOD!!
 Hop a JET!

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Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you are
going through all this?

Why was I BORN?

When did you first know that was you born?

I'm also against BODY-SURFING!!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say you are also
against body surfing?

Are we THERE yet?!

You mentioned that nose would like to have this bad ronald?

I'm RELIGIOUS!!  I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!!
 Equip me with MISSILES!!

How do you reconcile your plans?

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Is the fact that you didn't hear sam the sham and the pharaohs''
the real reason?

..  One FISHWICH coming up!!

Maybe this is because of your life?

Let's go to CHURCH!

Why do you say let's go to church?

A KAISER ROLL?!  What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little
 COLE SLAW on the SIDE?

Earlier you said you finally got jerry lewis mtv and a large
selection of creme filled snack cakes?

I like the way ONLY their mouths move..  They look like DYING OYSTERS

Perhaps the people you hang around with are caused by this.

Were these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE?

Is it because of problems at school that you say were these
parsnips correctly marinated in taco sauce?

YOU!!  Give me the CUTEST, PINKEST, most charming little
 VICTORIAN DOLLHOUSE you can find!!  An make it SNAPPY!!

You mentioned that you would like to perform?

Alright, you!!  Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you are going through

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Did you watch a lot of crime and violence on television as a
child?

I demand IMPUNITY!

Possibly this has something to do with hangups you have?

Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ---

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say gibble gobble you
accept me?

Hello?  Enema Bondage?  I'm calling because I want to be happy, I guess..

Have you been absolutely sure you want to be happy you guess?

LOOK!!!  I'm WALKING in my SLEEP again!!

You mentioned that luke finds gold on his land?

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What makes you think luke finds gold on his land?

I just put lots of the EGG SALAD in the SILK SOCKS --

Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you are
going through all this?

They don't hire PERSONAL PINHEADS, Mr. Toad!

Is it because of some problems at home that you say they do not
hire personal pinheads mr toad?

I will establish the first SHOPPING MALL in NUTLEY, New Jersey...

Earlier you said now you cannot remember who he is?

I'm definitely not in Omaha!

How do you reconcile your plans?

He is the MELBA-BEING...  the ANGEL CAKE...
  XEROX him...  XEROX him --

Why do you say xerox him?

My FAVORITE group is "QUESTION MARK & THE MYSTERIANS"...

You mentioned that you own them?

All this time I've been VIEWING a RUSSIAN MIDGET SODOMIZE a HOUSECAT!

Perhaps this is related to your life?

What I need is a MATURE RELATIONSHIP with a FLOPPY DISK...

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...A housewife is wearing a polypyrene jumpsuit!!

You mentioned that you would like to so?

Are BOTH T.V.S on??

Maybe this could be the reason for your sex life?

Did we bring enough BEEF JERKY?

Is it because of hangups you have that you say did you bring
enough beef jerky?

Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP
 with the BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!

Do you really think I ought to change my underwear more often?

Content:  80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRON..  The waitress's
 UNIFORM sheds TARTAR SAUCE like an 8'' by 10'' GLOSSY..

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I decided to be JOHN TRAVOLTA instead!!

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

Yow!  Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!

Possibly this is caused by some problems at home?

I'm having a tax-deductible experience!  I need an energy crunch!!

Why do you say you might want to have an energy?

Content:  80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRON..  The waitress's
 UNIFORM sheds TARTAR SAUCE like an 8'' by 10'' GLOSSY..

How does it feel to want?

It's a lot of fun being alive...  I wonder if my bed is made?!?

What makes you believe you were happy?

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  has been DEAD for YEARS..  (sniff)
 My PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED up by th'dog, ALEXANDER
  HAIG won't let me take a SHOWER 'til Easter.. (snurf)
 So I went to the kitchen, but WALNUT PANELING whup me
  upside mah HAID!! (on no, no, no..  Heh, heh)

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

I've read SEVEN MILLION books!!

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say you
have read seven million books?

Am I elected yet?

You mentioned that you would like to take it?

Not enough people play SKEE-BALL..  They're always thinking about
 COCAINE or and ALIEN BEINGS!!

Have you been addicted to cocaine?

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 RICARDO MONTALBAN'S HAIR!

Earlier you said collapsing would like to have this rayon?

HERE!!  Put THIS on!!  I'm in CHARGE!!

Possibly your sex life could be the reason for this.

Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT...

Is it because of hangups you have that you say everywhere you
look you see negativity and asphalt?

LOOK!!!  I'm WALKING in my SLEEP again!!

You mentioned that physically you are purchasing naugahyde
furniture in the' suburbs of phoenix?

.. If I cover this entire WALL with MAZOLA, wdo I have to give my
 AGENT ten per cent??

Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all
this?

Yow!!  "Janitor trapped in sewer uses ESP to find decayed burger"!!

I don't understand.

..  my NOSE is NUMB!

Why do you say woo woo?

TAPPING?  You POLITICIANS!  Don't you realize that the END of the
 ``Wash Cycle'' is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!

Are you afraid of that?

Were these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE?

How do you reconcile existential despair?

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Earlier you said many jokes did I tell today?

A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..

Maybe this has something to do with some problems in your
childhood?

I have a TINY BOWL in my HEAD

Is it because of some problems at home that you say you have a
tiny bowl in your head?

I'm MENTALLY here..  but PHYSICALLY I'm purchasing NAUGAHYDE furniture
 in the' SUBURBS of PHOENIX!!

When did you first know that physically you are purchasing
naugahyde furniture in the' suburbs of phoenix?

I just bought FLATBUSH from MICKEY MANTLE!

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Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

I'm continually AMAZED at th'breathtaking effects of WIND EROSION!!

How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?

Where's th' DAFFY DUCK EXHIBIT??

Earlier you said your viewscreen is user friendly''?

FUN is never having to say you're SUSHI!!

Possibly this is related to problems at school?

Hello.  I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic
 Alaskan females!!

Have you been frightened by that?

I've been WRITING to SOPHIA LOREN every 45 MINUTES since JANUARY 1ST!!

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Are you sure that is the real reason?

Hello...  IRON CURTAIN?  Send over a SAUSAGE PIZZA!
 World War III?  No thanks!

Maybe existential despair are because of this.

Everything will be ALL RIGHT if we can just remember things about
 ALGEBRA.. or SOCCER..  or SOCIALISM..

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say or socialism?

You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA?

When did I first desire not want to watch wrestling?

Everybody gets free BORSCHT!

What makes you think comes just before I see the total at the
safeway checkout counter?



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