Acme-Insult-Pirate

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# NAME

Acme::Insult::Pirate - Programmatically Generate Pirate Themed Insults

# SYNOPSIS

```perl
use Acme::Insult::Pirate qw[insult];
say insult( ); # stringify
```

# DESCRIPTION

Acme::Insult::Pirate provides pirate themed 'insulting' statements generated by the Pirate Monkeyness Pirate Insult
API.

# METHODS

These functions may be imported by name or wit' the `:all` tag.

lib/Acme/Insult/Pirate.pm  view on Meta::CPAN


=encoding utf-8

=head1 NAME

Acme::Insult::Pirate - Programmatically Generate Pirate Themed Insults

=head1 SYNOPSIS

    use Acme::Insult::Pirate qw[insult];
    say insult( ); # stringify

=head1 DESCRIPTION

Acme::Insult::Pirate provides pirate themed 'insulting' statements generated by the Pirate Monkeyness Pirate Insult
API.

=head1 METHODS

These functions may be imported by name or wit' the C<:all> tag.

script/pirate_insult.pl  view on Meta::CPAN

#~ @ARGV = qw[-json];
#~ @ARGV = qw[-h];
#
my $raw = 0;

sub _echo ($insult) {
    $raw && eval 'require JSON::Tiny' ? JSON::Tiny::encode_json( {%$insult} ) : $insult;
}
GetOptions( \my %h, 'help' => sub { pod2usage( -exitval => 1 ) }, 'json!' => \$raw );
my $shade = Acme::Insult::Pirate::insult(%h);
exit !( $shade ? say _echo($shade) : !say( $raw ? 'null' : '' ) );
__END__

=head1 NAME

evil_insult - Generate evil insults on the terminal

=head1 SYNOPSIS

    evil_insult                                  # generate a random insult
    evil_insult -json                            # insult someone if you're a robot



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