Acme-ConspiracyTheory-Random

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NAME
    Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random - random theories

SYNOPSIS
      use feature 'say';
      use Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random -all;
  
      say bad_punctuation( theory() );

DESCRIPTION
    This module exports a function, `theory()` which returns a string.

    There is also a function `bad_punctuation` which, given a string, might
    make the punctuation worse.

BUGS
    Please report any bugs to
    <https://github.com/tobyink/p5-acme-conspiracytheory-random/issues>.

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	}
	elsif ( /^([0-9]+)$/ ) {
		$count = $1;
		$divider = ( $count > 1 ) ? "\n" : "";
	}
	else {
		warn "Unknown argument: $_\n";
	}
}

say bad_punctuation( theory(), !$bad ) . $divider
	for 1 .. $count;


__END__

=pod

=encoding utf-8

=head1 NAME

lib/Acme/ConspiracyTheory/Random.pm  view on Meta::CPAN

				'Looney Tunes used to be Looney Toons',
				'the Berenstain Bears used to be spelled Berenstein',
				'Curious George used to have a tail',
				'Febreze used to have another E in it',
				'Froot Loops used to be Fruit Loops',
				'the Monopoly man is supposed to have a monocle',
				'Kitkat used to have a hyphen',
				'the Mona Lisa used to smile more',
				'C-3PO never used to have a silver leg',
				'Darth Vader said Luke I Am Your Father',
				'We Are the Champions used to say "of the world" at the end',
				'the USA used to have 52 states',
			);
		},
		sub {
			$redstring->{topic} = { name => 'the crusades', plural => 1 };
			my $subst = _RANDOM_(
				'TikTok',
				'Twitter',
				'the world wars',
				'intergalactic warfare',

lib/Acme/ConspiracyTheory/Random.pm  view on Meta::CPAN

=head1 NAME

Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random - random theories

=head1 SYNOPSIS

  use feature 'say';
  use Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random -all;
  
  say bad_punctuation( theory() );

=head1 DESCRIPTION

This module exports a function, C<< theory() >> which returns a string.

=for html <p><img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/tobyink/p5-acme-conspiracytheory-random/master/assets/pepe-silvia.jpeg" alt=""></p>

There is also a function C<< bad_punctuation >> which, given a string, might
make the punctuation worse.