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lib/Acme/BooK/Is/My/Bitch.pm  view on Meta::CPAN

    my $meeting_room_quote = $bitch->meeting_room();

=head3 next_talk

BooK is known to auto-generate the names of his lightning talks.

    my $next_talk_quote = $bitch->next_talk();

=head3 next_yapc

BooK has something to say about the place the next YAPC::EU is going to be.

    my $next_yapc_quote = $bitch->next_yapc();

=head3 sql

BooK claims he's not an SQL guru.

    my $sql_quote = $bitch->sql();

=head3 tell_the_truth

lib/Acme/BooK/Is/My/Bitch.pm  view on Meta::CPAN

    my $twisted_perl_quote = $bitch->twisted_perl();

=head3 words_of_wisdom

BooK claims he got a lot of wisdom from his grandfather.

    my $words_of_wisdom_quote = $bitch->words_of_wisdom();

=head3 random_quote

To tell you the truth, no one really knows what BooK is going to say next.

    my $random_quote_quote = $bitch->random_quote();

=head1 CONFIGURATION AND ENVIRONMENT

Acme-BooK-Is-My-Bitch requires no configuration files or environment variables.

=head1 DEPENDENCIES

=over