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form, that is based on (or derived from) the Work and for which the
editorial revisions, annotations, elaborations, or other modifications
represent, as a whole, an original work of authorship. For the purposes
of this License, Derivative Works shall not include works that remain
separable from, or merely link (or bind by name) to the interfaces of,
the Work and Derivative Works thereof.
AI-XGBoost
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copyright notice that is included in or attached to the work
(an example is provided in the Appendix below).
"Derivative Works" shall mean any work, whether in Source or Object
form, that is based on (or derived from) the Work and for which the
editorial revisions, annotations, elaborations, or other modifications
represent, as a whole, an original work of authorship. For the purposes
of this License, Derivative Works shall not include works that remain
separable from, or merely link (or bind by name) to the interfaces of,
the Work and Derivative Works thereof.
AIIA-GMT
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return \@rep;
}
1;
__END__
# Below is stub documentation for your module. You'd better edit it!
=head1 NAME
AIIA::GMT - a XML-RPC client of a web-service server, AIIA gene mention tagger, which provides the service to recognize named entities in the biomedical articles
AIX-Perfstat
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ppport.h -- Perl/Pollution/Portability Version 3.06_01
Automatically created by Devel::PPPort running under
perl 5.008008 on Mon Jul 10 15:19:21 2006.
Do NOT edit this file directly! -- Edit PPPort_pm.PL and the
includes in parts/inc/ instead.
Use 'perldoc ppport.h' to view the documentation below.
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ALBD
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The purpose of this License is to make a manual, textbook, or other
functional and useful document "free" in the sense of freedom: to
assure everyone the effective freedom to copy and redistribute it,
with or without modifying it, either commercially or noncommercially.
Secondarily, this License preserves for the author and publisher a way
to get credit for their work, while not being considered responsible
for modifications made by others.
This License is a kind of "copyleft", which means that derivative
works of the document must themselves be free in the same sense. It
complements the GNU General Public License, which is a copyleft
be at most 5 words, and a Back-Cover Text may be at most 25 words.
A "Transparent" copy of the Document means a machine-readable copy,
represented in a format whose specification is available to the
general public, that is suitable for revising the document
straightforwardly with generic text editors or (for images composed of
pixels) generic paint programs or (for drawings) some widely available
drawing editor, and that is suitable for input to text formatters or
for automatic translation to a variety of formats suitable for input
to text formatters. A copy made in an otherwise Transparent file
format whose markup, or absence of markup, has been arranged to thwart
or discourage subsequent modification by readers is not Transparent.
An image format is not Transparent if used for any substantial amount
Examples of suitable formats for Transparent copies include plain
ASCII without markup, Texinfo input format, LaTeX input format, SGML
or XML using a publicly available DTD, and standard-conforming simple
HTML, PostScript or PDF designed for human modification. Examples of
transparent image formats include PNG, XCF and JPG. Opaque formats
include proprietary formats that can be read and edited only by
proprietary word processors, SGML or XML for which the DTD and/or
processing tools are not generally available, and the
machine-generated HTML, PostScript or PDF produced by some word
processors for output purposes only.
If you use the latter option, you must take reasonably prudent steps,
when you begin distribution of Opaque copies in quantity, to ensure
that this Transparent copy will remain thus accessible at the stated
location until at least one year after the last time you distribute an
Opaque copy (directly or through your agents or retailers) of that
edition to the public.
It is requested, but not required, that you contact the authors of the
Document well before redistributing any large number of copies, to give
them a chance to provide you with an updated version of the Document.
ALPM
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ppport.h -- Perl/Pollution/Portability Version 3.17
Automatically created by Devel::PPPort running under perl 5.010000.
Do NOT edit this file directly! -- Edit PPPort_pm.PL and the
includes in parts/inc/ instead.
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----------------------------------------------------------------------
sub strip
{
my $self = do { local(@ARGV,$/)=($0); <> };
my($copy) = $self =~ /^=head\d\s+COPYRIGHT\s*^(.*?)^=\w+/ms;
$copy =~ s/^(?=\S+)/ /gms;
$self =~ s/^$HS+Do NOT edit.*?(?=^-)/$copy/ms;
$self =~ s/^SKIP.*(?=^__DATA__)/SKIP
if (\@ARGV && \$ARGV[0] eq '--unstrip') {
eval { require Devel::PPPort };
\$@ and die "Cannot require Devel::PPPort, please install.\\n";
if (eval \$Devel::PPPort::VERSION < $VERSION) {
AMF-Perl
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return {
"getStatesAndCountries" => {
"description" => "Returns list of states and countries.",
"access" => "remote",
},
"getCreditCards" => {
"description" => "Returns list of allowed credit cards.",
"access" => "remote",
},
"getShippingMethods" => {
"description" => "Returns list of shipping methods.",
"access" => "remote",
doc/examples/petmarket/petmarket/api/cartservice.pm view on Meta::CPAN
$locations{"COUNTRIES_array"} = \@countries;
return \%locations;
}
sub getCreditCards
{
my ($self) = @_;
my @cards = ("American Express", "Discover/Novus", "MasterCard", "Visa");
return \@cards;
}
API-CLI
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examples/bash/githubcl.bash view on Meta::CPAN
__githubcl_handle_options_flags
case $INDEX in
1)
__comp_current_options || return
__githubcl_dynamic_comp 'commands' '/gists/:id'$'\t''Edit a gist.'$'\n''/gists/:id/comments/:commentId'$'\t''Edit a comment.'$'\n''/notifications/threads/:id'$'\t''Mark a thread as read'$'\n''/orgs/:org'$'\t''Edit an Organization.'$'\n''/...
;;
*)
# subcmds
case ${MYWORDS[1]} in
API-CPanel
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lib/API/CPanel/Domain.pm view on Meta::CPAN
# Äîáàâèòü äîïîëíèòåëüíûé äîìåí
# IN:
# - dir - The path that will serve as the addon domain's home directory.
# - newdomain - The domain name of the addon domain you wish to create. (e.g. sub.example.com).
# - pass - Password to access and edit the addon domain's files.
# - subdomain - This value is the subdomain and FTP username corresponding to the new addon domain.
# http://docs.cpanel.net/twiki/bin/view/ApiDocs/Api2/ApiAddonDomain
sub add_addon_domain {
my $params = shift;
API-Client
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# This file is generated by Dist::Zilla::Plugin::CPANFile v6.014
# Do not edit this file directly. To change prereqs, edit the `dist.ini` file.
requires "Data::Object::Class" => "2.02";
requires "Data::Object::ClassHas" => "2.01";
requires "Data::Object::Role::Buildable" => "0.03";
requires "Data::Object::Role::Stashable" => "2.01";
API-Drip-Request
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lib/API/Drip/Request.pm view on Meta::CPAN
=over
=item * DRIP_TOKEN (required)
This is the user token assigned to you by drip. When you are logged in, look for "API Token" at https://www.getdrip.com/user/edit
=item * DRIP_ID (required)
This is the numeric user id assigned to you by drip. When logged in, find it in your settings under Account->General Info.
API-GitForge
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lib/API/GitForge/GitLab.pm view on Meta::CPAN
sub _clean_config_repo {
my ($self, $target) = @_;
my ($ns, $repo) = _extract_project_id($target);
$self->{_api}->edit_project(
"$ns/$repo",
{
issues_access_level => "disabled",
merge_requests_access_level => "disabled",
});
lib/API/GitForge/GitLab.pm view on Meta::CPAN
sub _clean_config_fork {
my ($self, $upstream) = @_;
my (undef, $repo) = _extract_project_id($upstream);
my $user = $self->{_api}->current_user->{username};
$self->{_api}->edit_project(
"$user/$repo",
{
default_branch => "gitforge",
description => "Temporary fork for merge request(s)",
issues_access_level => "disabled",
API-INSEE-Sirene
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# This Makefile is for the API::INSEE::Sirene extension to perl.
#
# It was generated automatically by MakeMaker version
# 7.34 (Revision: 73400) from the contents of
# Makefile.PL. Don't edit this file, edit Makefile.PL instead.
#
# ANY CHANGES MADE HERE WILL BE LOST!
#
# MakeMaker ARGV: ()
#
API-ISPManager
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lib/API/ISPManager/db.pm view on Meta::CPAN
sub create {
my $params = shift;
my $result = API::ISPManager::query_abstract(
params => { %$params, sok => 'yes' },
func => 'db.edit',
allowed_fields => [ qw( host path allow_http sok name dbtype owner dbencoding dbuser dbusername dbpassword dbconfirm dbuserhost ) ],
);
$API::ISPManager::last_answer = $result;
API-MailboxOrg
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# This file is generated by Dist::Zilla::Plugin::SyncCPANfile v0.02
# Do not edit this file directly. To change prereqs, edit the `dist.ini` file.
requires "Carp" => "0";
requires "IO::Socket::SSL" => "0";
requires "JSON::PP" => "0";
requires "Mojolicious" => "8";
API-Medium
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# This file is generated by Dist::Zilla::Plugin::CPANFile v6.017
# Do not edit this file directly. To change prereqs, edit the `dist.ini` file.
requires "HTTP::Tiny" => "0";
requires "JSON::MaybeXS" => "0";
requires "Log::Any" => "0";
requires "Module::Runtime" => "0";
API-ParallelsWPB
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lib/API/ParallelsWPB/Requests.pm view on Meta::CPAN
state
trial | suspended | regular
This parameter is optional.
It specifies whether the site is in the trial mode, suspended or active (regular value). Sites in the trial mode can be edited, but cannot be published to a hosting account.
publicationSettings
{
"targetUrl" => "ftp://username:password@ftp.example.com/path",
lib/API/ParallelsWPB/Requests.pm view on Meta::CPAN
localeCode
This parameter is optional.
It specifies the language that should be set for the user interface when the user (site owner) logs in to the editor.
The following languages are supported:
en_US - American English.
en_GB - British English.
lib/API/ParallelsWPB/Requests.pm view on Meta::CPAN
If no locale is defined, en_US will be used.
sessionLifeTime
This parameter is optional. It specifies the period of inactivity for a user's session in the editor. When this period elapses,
the security token expires and the user needs to log in again. 1800 seconds by default.
L<Generating a Security Token for Accessing a Site|http://download1.parallels.com/WPB/Doc/11.5/en-US/online/presence-builder-standalone-installation-administration-guide/index.htm?fileName=69691.htm>
=head2 B<deploy($self, %param)>
lib/API/ParallelsWPB/Requests.pm view on Meta::CPAN
state
trial | suspended | regular
This parameter is optional. It specifies whether the site is in trial mode, suspended or active (regular value). Sites in trial mode can be edited, but cannot be published to a hosting account.
publicationSettings
This parameter is optional. It specifies where to publish the site over FTP and what account credentials to use:
lib/API/ParallelsWPB/Requests.pm view on Meta::CPAN
my $response = $api->set_custom_trial_messages(
{
localeCode => 'en_US',
messages => {
defaultPersonalName => '{message1_en}',
editorTopMessageTrialSite => '{message2_en}',
initialMailSubject => '{message3_en}',
initialMailHtml => '{message4_en}',
trialSiteSignUpPublishTitle => '{message5_en}',
trialSiteSignUpPublishMsg => '{message6_en}'
}
},
{
localeCode => 'de_DE',
messages => {
defaultPersonalName => '{message1_de}',
editorTopMessageTrialSite => '{message2_de}',
initialMailSubject => '{message3_de}',
initialMailHtml => '{message4_de}',
trialSiteSignUpPublishTitle => '{message5_de}',
trialSiteSignUpPublishMsg => '{message6_de}'
}
ARS-Simple
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lib/ARS/Simple.pm view on Meta::CPAN
The lfid array used by the get_data_by_label() method
required that a hash is defined which describes the
field lables (names) you want to use mapped to the
field ID (FID). The encluded script will construct
such a hash for all relavent fields. You might like
to edit this down to only those fields you really need
thereby reducing the amount of data returned.
There is a win32 version of this which copies the data
to your clipboard, to make your life easier.
ARSObject
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lib/ARSObject.pm view on Meta::CPAN
: '')
}
sub cgiddlb { # CGI drop-down listbox field composition
# -strict=> - disable text edit, be alike cgiselect
my ($s, %a) =@_;
$s->cgi();
my $n =$a{-name};
my $nl="${n}__L_";
my $av=sub{ return($a{-values}) if $a{-values};
lib/ARSObject.pm view on Meta::CPAN
$s->vfclear($fs);
}
elsif (($af->{-vfrenew} || $f->{-vfrenew}) && $s->{"${fs}-store"}) {
eval{$s->vfclear($fs); $s->vfrenew($fs)}
}
elsif ($af->{-vfedit} || $f->{-vfedit}) {
my $fn =$f->{-namedb} ||$af->{-namedb};
my $ft =defined($f->{-vftran}) ? $f->{-vftran} : $af->{-vftran};
my $fv =cfpv($s, $f);
my $fa =$s->vfdata($fs);
push @$fa, {$f->{-namedb} ? ($f->{-namedb}=>$r) : ()
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$s->vfclear($fs);
}
elsif (($af->{-vfrenew} || $f->{-vfrenew}) && $s->{"${fs}-store"}) {
eval{$s->vfclear($fs); $s->vfrenew($fs)}
}
elsif ($af->{-vfedit} || $f->{-vfedit}) {
my $fn =$f->{-namedb} ||$af->{-namedb};
my $ft =defined($f->{-vftran}) ? $f->{-vftran} : $af->{-vftran};
my $fv =cfpv($s, $f);
my $fa =$s->vfdata($fs);
foreach my $e (@$fa) {
lib/ARSObject.pm view on Meta::CPAN
$s->vfclear($fs);
}
elsif (($af->{-vfrenew} || $f->{-vfrenew}) && $s->{"${fs}-store"}) {
eval{$s->vfclear($fs); $s->vfrenew($fs)}
}
elsif ($af->{-vfedit} || $f->{-vfedit}) {
my $fn =$f->{-namedb} ||$af->{-namedb};
my $fv =cfpv($s, $f);
my $fa =$s->vfdata($fs);
my ($i,$j) =(0, undef);
foreach my $e (@$fa) {
ARSperl
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#
# Revision 1.4 2007/08/04 15:20:04 mbeijen
# Adjusted the code for current ARSperl version, added use strict; and added comments.
#
# Revision 1.3 2003/03/28 05:51:56 jcmurphy
# more 5.x editsgv
#
# Revision 1.2 1998/09/14 20:48:59 jcmurphy
# changed usage, comments. fixed bug.
#
#
ASNMTAP
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applications/archive.pl view on Meta::CPAN
my $doYearsAgo = -1; # default
my $doForce = 0; # default
my $debug = 0; # default
#------------------------------------------------------------------------
# Don't edit below here unless you know what you are doing. -------------
#------------------------------------------------------------------------
my $archivelist;
my $gzipDaysAgo = 8; # GZIP files older then n date
ASP4
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- This fixes the dreaded "This website uses an invalid form of compression" error
that you may have gotten after trying to $Response->Status(404) within an asp script.
- Added in-memory mock sessionstate handler for faster testing and easier installation.
2011-09-22 1.055
- Giving credit where credit is due :-)
- Erikdj++
- Added *experimental* memcached session storage backend.
2011-09-20 1.054
- Added @AppRoot@ macro for asp4-config.json. It is 1 folder "up" from @ServerRoot@.
ASP4x-Router
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lib/ASP4x/Router.pm view on Meta::CPAN
"target": "/pages/view.asp",
"method": "*"
},
{
"name": "EditPage",
"path": "/main/:type/{id:\\d+}/edit",
"target": "/pages/edit.asp",
"method": "GET"
},
{
"name": "Edit",
"path": "/main/:type/{id:\\d+}/edit",
"target": "/handlers/dev.edit",
"method": "POST"
},
{
"name": "List",
"path": "/main/:type/list/{page:\\d*}",
lib/ASP4x/Router.pm view on Meta::CPAN
%>
<a href="<%= $Server->HTMLEncode( $uri ) %>">Edit this Truck</a>
Comes out like this:
<a href="/main/truck/123/edit/">Edit this Truck</a>
=head1 DESCRIPTION
For a gentle introduction to URL Routing in general, see L<Router::Generic>, since
C<ASP4x::Router> uses L<Router::Generic> to handle all the routing logic.
AUBBC
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=head2 Database Manipulation
The default settings of AUBBC.pm is not good for most forums, blogs, wiki's and bulletin boards
because by default AUBBC should work and be secure. The other reason is these programs will want some
of the user input editable and portable.
For editing and portability purposes you would want to retain the tags or user input as they typed it,
but always use the script_escape before saving to a back-end. This will allow you to change the settings
of AUBBC on the fly so the tags remain portable to setting changes.
The script_escape filter is vital to security for many reasons and provides a standard format for other
methods of AUBBC. There is a file in the examples folder called Database_Manipulation.pm that try's to explain what settings
to change and how to stay safe.
AVLTree
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ppport.h -- Perl/Pollution/Portability Version 3.20
Automatically created by Devel::PPPort running under perl 5.018002.
Do NOT edit this file directly! -- Edit PPPort_pm.PL and the
includes in parts/inc/ instead.
Use 'perldoc ppport.h' to view the documentation below.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
sub strip
{
my $self = do { local(@ARGV,$/)=($0); <> };
my($copy) = $self =~ /^=head\d\s+COPYRIGHT\s*^(.*?)^=\w+/ms;
$copy =~ s/^(?=\S+)/ /gms;
$self =~ s/^$HS+Do NOT edit.*?(?=^-)/$copy/ms;
$self =~ s/^SKIP.*(?=^__DATA__)/SKIP
if (\@ARGV && \$ARGV[0] eq '--unstrip') {
eval { require Devel::PPPort };
\$@ and die "Cannot require Devel::PPPort, please install.\\n";
if (eval \$Devel::PPPort::VERSION < $VERSION) {
AXL-Client-Simple
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share/AXLSoap.xsd view on Meta::CPAN
<xsd:enumeration value="Ring Settings for this line are not supported for this device"/>
<xsd:enumeration value="DN assigned CAT6K FXS port not shareable"/>
<xsd:enumeration value="DN assigned to MWI cannot be shared"/>
<xsd:enumeration value="This device does not support the Pickup Alert feature."/>
<xsd:enumeration value="The retrieval code (Prefix + Park Code) already exists."/>
<xsd:enumeration value="The retrieval code record for Directed Call Park cannot be edited directly"/>
<xsd:enumeration value="Audible Message Waiting Indicator is not supported on the device where this line appears"/>
<xsd:enumeration value="Recording is not supported on the device where this line appears"/>
<xsd:enumeration value="Monitoring is not supported on the device where this line appears"/>
<xsd:enumeration value="No more than 5 EndUsers can be subscribed to receive status for a line appearance."/>
<xsd:enumeration value="Intercom line is not shareable"/>
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</xsd:element>
<xsd:element name="packetCaptureMode" type="xsd:string" minOccurs="0"/><!--This field is of the type axl:XPacketCaptureMode in AXLEnums.xsd-->
<xsd:element name="packetCaptureDuration" type="xsd:positiveInteger" minOccurs="0"/>
<xsd:choice minOccurs="0">
<xsd:annotation>
<xsd:documentation>At this point, you can edit the elements specific to PRI, BRI, T1, or Analog gateways.</xsd:documentation>
</xsd:annotation>
<xsd:element name="analog">
<xsd:complexType>
<xsd:sequence>
<xsd:element name="ports" type="axlapi:XAnalogPortList" minOccurs="0">
Abilities
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lib/Abilities.pm view on Meta::CPAN
via roles the user can assume (as in role-based access control). For example,
if user 'user01' is a member of role 'admin', and this user wishes to perform
some action, for example 'delete_foo', then they will only be able to do
so if the 'delete_foo' ability was given to either the user itself or the
'admin' role itself. Furthermore, roles can recursively inherit other roles;
for example, the role 'mega_mods' can inherit the roles 'mods' and 'editors'.
Users of the 'mega_mods' role will assume all actions owned by the 'mods'
and 'editors' roles.
A commonly known use-case for this type of access control is message boards,
where the administrator might wish to create roles with certain actions
and associate users with the roles (more commonly called 'user groups');
for example, the admin can create an 'editor' role, giving users of this
role the ability to edit and delete posts, but not any other administrative
action. So in essence, this type of access control relieves the developer
of deciding who gets to do what and passes these decisions to the
end-user, which might actually be necessary in certain situations.
The C<Abilities> module is implemented as a L<Moo role|Moo::Role> (which makes
lib/Abilities.pm view on Meta::CPAN
=head2 CONSTRAINTS
Generally, an ability is a yes/no option. Either the user can or can't perform
a specific action. At times, this might not be flexible enough, and the user's
ability to perform a certain action should be constrained. For example, a user
might be granted the ability to edit posts in a blog, but this ability should
be constrained to the user's posts only. The user is not to be allowed to edit
posts created by other users. C<Abilities> supports constraints by allowing to
set a name-based constraint when granting a user/role a certain ability. Then,
checking the user's ability to perform an action can include the constraint,
for example:
if ($post->{user_id} eq $user->id && $user->can_perform('edit_posts', 'only_his')) {
# allow
} else {
# do not allow
}
Here, the C<Abilities> module allows you to check if the user's ability is constrained,
but the responsibility for making sure the constraint is actually relevant
to the case is left to you. In the above example, it is the application that
checks if the post the user is trying to edit was created by them, not the C<Abilities>
module.
=head2 (PAID) SUBSCRIPTION-BASED WEB SERVICES
Apart from the scenario described above, this module also provides optional
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it should be added to the list as an array reference with two items, the first being
the name of the action, the second being the name of the constraint.
Example return structure:
( 'create_posts', ['edit_posts', 'only_his'], 'comment_on_posts' )
NOTE: In previous versions, this method was required to return
an array of action objects, not a list of action names. This has been changed
in version 0.3.
AcePerl
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a unique name. For example:
$paper = $db->new(Paper => 'wgb%06d');
The object is created in the database atomically. There is no chance to rollback as there is
in Ace::Object's object editing methods.
See also the Ace::Object->add() and replace() methods.
=head2 list() method
Acme-24
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%
There is no such thing as Weapons of Mass Destruction. There is only Weapons of Jack Bauer.
%
If J.K. Rowling wrote Jack Bauer into the Harry Potter series, Voldemort would be obliterated in, like, five seconds.
%
David Spade always says 'yes' to Jack Bauer when he wants to redeem his credit card miles.
%
Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours."
%
Jack Bauer has put Terrorists and the Chinese on the endangered species list by his fifth day of work.
%
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%
Time waits for no man. Except Jack Bauer.
%
Jack Bauer never shaves; he shoots himself in the face every morning so his facial hair doesn't get the wrong idea.
%
Ford is doing better than GM because Jack Bauer drives a Ford Expedition. Not a Chevy Suburban.
%
Radiation needs a Jack Bauer suit.
%
Jack Bauer doesn't need a kevlar vest to stop bullets. That's what key witnesses are for.
%
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%
Jack Bauer and Agent Pierce shaking hands is a deadlier combination than crossing the streams.
%
When Jack Bauer uses Herbal Essences, the shampoo has an orgasm.
%
Jack Bauer brought sexy back, then shot Justin Timberlake for trying to take the credit.
%
The only reason outer-space exists is because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Jack Bauer.
%
Jack Bauer never has to blow his NES cartridges more than once.
%
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%
Jack Bauer could beat Edgar Stiles in a pie eating contest.
%
Jack Bauer is never surprised, only amused.
%
If Jack Bauer orders his team to "Stand down" don't be fooled; he just wants to get credit for the kill.
%
Jack Bauer didn't learn anything in school. He already knew.
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Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
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If you look closely at the scene of King Kong climbing up the Empire State Building, you can see Jack Bauer holding a gun to his back.
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Jesus Christ doesn't say "Jesus Christ," he says "Jack Bauer."
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Ford wanted to make the Jack Bauer edition of the Explorer, but the government wouldn't let them mount the machine gun on the hood, so they settled for Eddie Bauer.
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Jack Bauer closed Pandora's Box.
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The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. It hit Jack Bauer on his afternoon swim.
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Jack Bauer was able to eliminate Bird Flu playing Duck Hunt.
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When asked what he most enjoys about his work, Jack Bauer responded, "There's nothing like stabbing a terrorist in the chest and watching him writhe around in pain, looking into his eyes knowing that my face is the last thing he'll ever see alive. I ...
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Jack Bauer's copy-editing style involves cutting the hands off of those who make spelling and grammatical errors with an ax.
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Before accepting a job at CTU remember that Jack Bauer has:
*Shot George Mason with a tranquilizer gun
*Knocked out a security guard to escape lockdown
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Neo, you wanted to know what the Matrix is. Well, Jack Bauer is The Matrix.
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Ambulances carrying patients pull over for Jack Bauer.
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The only way Ford will make a comeback - Come out with the Jack Bauer edition Explorer.
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While he was in China, Jack Bauer escaped once. As he reached the ocean, he started swimming toward the United States. After 62 miles he got tired and swam back.
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If Jack Bauer was on American Idol, he would win because all other contestants would be too scared to sing.
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