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open 0 or print "NARF?  What does that mean?!? '$0'\n" and exit;				# read our source code

(my $plan = join "", <0>) =~ s[(.*^\s*use\s+Acme::Labs\s*;)]["\n" x (split /\n/, $1)]mes;	# capture intro for preserving later on (and leave behind the same number of \n's so we don't throw off the line numbers)

do {eval brainier $plan or print STDERR $@; exit} if AYPWIP($plan);				# if we recognise a Pinky's Plan, apply to North Pole, I mean, Brain

open 0, ">$0" or print "Cannot get pinking shears! '$0'\n" and exit;			# Otherwise, prepare to pinkify!
print {0} $1, pinking $plan 													# write out reformulated plan
	and print STDOUT "Fun-fun-silly-willy!\n" 
		and do {eval brainier $plan or print STDERR $@; exit};					# and execute our plan

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=pod

=head1 NAME

Acme::Labs -- When you need an extraordinary plan to Take Over the World