Acme-ConspiracyTheory-Random

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INSTALL  view on Meta::CPAN

    Installing Acme-ConspiracyTheory-Random should be straightforward.

INSTALLATION WITH CPANMINUS
    If you have cpanm, you only need one line:

            % cpanm Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random

    If you are installing into a system-wide directory, you may need to pass
    the "-S" flag to cpanm, which uses sudo to install the module:

            % cpanm -S Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random

INSTALLATION WITH THE CPAN SHELL
    Alternatively, if your CPAN shell is set up, you should just be able to
    do:

            % cpan Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random

MANUAL INSTALLATION

lib/Acme/ConspiracyTheory/Random.pm  view on Meta::CPAN

	if ( my $c = $redstring->{disease_cause} ) {
		push @x, (
			"$c is addictive",
		);
	}
	
	if ( my $m = $redstring->{misinformation} ) {
		push @x, (
			"they indoctrinate people about '$m' at schools and if it were the truth they wouldn't need to",
			"'$m' gets pushed down our throats by mass media",
			"'$m' is a false-flag operation",
		);
	}
	
	if ( my $auth = $redstring->{authority} ) {
		push @x, (
			"$auth are the obvious people to go to",
			"$auth are the only ones with the power to stop them",
			"$auth are able to save us",
		);
	}

lib/Acme/ConspiracyTheory/Random.pm  view on Meta::CPAN

						'Columbine',
						'Sandy Hook',
						'the Boston Marathon Bombing',
						'Malaysia Airlines Flight 370',
						'the JFK assassination',
						'Project Monarch',
						'the 1993 WTC bombing',
						'the 2017 hurricane season (Project Geostorm)',
						'Deepwater Horizon',
					);
					$redstring->{topic} = { name => 'false flag operations', plural => 1 };
					"$badevent was orchestrated by the US government";
				},
				sub {
					$redstring->{topic} = { name => 'glaciers', plural => 1 };
					$redstring->{random_place} //= 'Greenland';
					"global warming is a hoax";
				},
				sub {
					$redstring->{topic} = { name => 'geology', plural => 0 };
					'the US government knows exactly when Yellowstone will erupt';



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