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Why do you say that?

We are now enjoying total mutual interaction in an imaginary hot tub...

Earlier you said was he mature enough last night at the lesbian
masquerade?

If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!

Possibly this is caused by some problems at home?

NEWARK has been REZONED!!  DES MOINES has been REZONED!!

What makes you believe des moines has been rezoned?

I'd like TRAINED SEALS and a CONVERTIBLE on my doorstep by NOON!!

You mentioned that was he mature enough last night at the lesbian
masquerade?

..  I see TOILET SEATS...

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

I'm in ATLANTIC CITY riding in a comfortable ROLLING CHAIR...

I don't understand.

You were s'posed to laugh!

Are you sure that now you cannot remember who he is?

YOW!!  Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!!  A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed
 with the shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!!...  Oh BOY!!  I'm
 about to swallow a TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG
 soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and SUGAR!!  ..  Let's see..
 Next, I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE, BABY LAMBS
 fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded
 animal someone once PETTED!!  ...  YUM!!  That was GOOD!!
 For DESSERT, I'll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS
 on a stone-ground, WHOLE WHEAT BUN!!

How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?

Well, I'm INVISIBLE AGAIN..  I might as well pay a visit to the
 LADIES ROOM...

Earlier you said we're all watching phil silvers instead of
ricardo montalban?

     
    
I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each
time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

..  Should I get locked in the PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE today --
 or have a VASECTOMY??

Why do you say that?

Are we live or on tape?

What makes you believe are you live or on tape?

I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV..

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

Are we THERE yet?  My MIND is a SUBMARINE!!

Is it because of your life that you say your mind is a submarine?

YOW!!  What should the entire human race DO??  Consume a fifth
 of CHIVAS REGAL, ski NUDE down MT. EVEREST, and have a wild
 SEX WEEKEND!

Are you afraid of sex?

...PENGUINS are floating by...

Are you sure that...penguins are floating by?

ALFRED JARRY!  Say something about th' DEATH of DISCO!!

This is not a healthy way of thinking.

CHUBBY CHECKER owns my BUILDING!

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you..
 I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE..
 I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS...

Do you really think you might want to empty?

I am having a pleasant time!!

Is it because of problems at school that you say you are having a
pleasant time?

OVER the undertow!  UNDER the overpass!  Around the FUTURE
 and BEYOND REPAIR!!

Earlier you said you would like to empty?

I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!!

How do you reconcile any hobbies you have?

LOOK!!  Sullen American teens wearing MADRAS shorts and
 ``Flock of Seagulls'' HAIRCUTS!

I don't understand.

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 WASHING MACHINES?

Are you a computer hacker?

..  So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYBEAN FUTURES into
 HIGH-YIELD T-BILL INDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks
 will DWINDLE to a rate of 2 SHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT!!

Do you enjoy being high?

..  Now I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes
 JUST BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!

Have you been positive comes just before I see the total at the
safeway checkout counter?

YOW!!  Up ahead!  It's a DONUT HUT!!

Is it because of your life that you say it's a donut hut?

HOW could a GLASS be YELLING??

Is it because could a glass be yelling that you came to me?

Were these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE?

Earlier you said you would like to empty?

Th' PINK SOCK... soaking... soaking... soaking...
 Th' PINK SOCK... washing... washing... washing...
 Th' PINK SOCK... rinsing... rinsing... rinsing...

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are
going through all this?

NOW do I get to blow out the CANDLES??

I don't understand.

Yow!  Now we can become alcoholics!

You mentioned that do I know what it means to be truly one with
my booth?

Life is selling REVOLUTIONARY HAIR PRODUCTS!

How do you reconcile problems at school?

YOW!!

I believe you have some serious inhibitions.

Civilization is fun!  Anyway, it keeps me busy!!

Does it bother you that it keeps you busy?

I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!

Perhaps this could be the reason for any hobbies you have?

..  Should I get locked in the PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE today --
 or have a VASECTOMY??

What makes you think do not embarrass you?

I'm having fun HITCHHIKING to CINCINNATI or FAR ROCKAWAY!!

Possibly your sex life are related to this.

I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!

Are you afraid of that?

Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP
 with the BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!

Earlier you said are these athletic shoe salesmen following you?

I decided to be JOHN TRAVOLTA instead!!

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!!

Why do you say and furthermore your bowling average is
unimpeachable?

Is a tattoo real, like a curb or a battleship?
 Or are we suffering in Safeway?

You mentioned that you are only truly alive when you are covered
in polka dots and taco sauce?

HOW could a GLASS be YELLING??

When did you first know that could a glass be yelling?

QUIET!!  I'm being CREATIVE!!  Is it GREAT yet?  It's s'posed to
 SMOKEY THE BEAR...

How do you reconcile your inhibitions?

..  I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with
 a few common MISAPPREHENSIONS...

What makes you believe that?

BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot..

Are you sure that is everything made of lycra spandex?

WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?!

Maybe this is caused by some problems in your childhood?

Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up
 a batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!!

I don't understand.