view release on metacpan or  search on metacpan

t/dat/tree/subdir/#groovy.txt#  view on Meta::CPAN

 My PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED up by th'dog, ALEXANDER
  HAIG won't let me take a SHOWER 'til Easter.. (snurf)
 So I went to the kitchen, but WALNUT PANELING whup me
  upside mah HAID!! (on no, no, no..  Heh, heh)

Is it because of your plans that you say heh heh?

Hold the MAYO & pass the COSMIC AWARENESS...

You mentioned that you are only truly alive when you are covered
in polka dots and taco sauce?

Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB CHOP!!

Tell me more about your feelings about your sexual partner.

I'm rated PG-34!!

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

Gibble, Gobble, we ACCEPT YOU ---

Are you sure that gibble gobble you accept me?

Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex?

Is the fact that is everything made of lycra spandex the real
reason?

..I just walked into th' HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES with fourteen WET
 DOLPHINS and an out-of-date MARRIAGE MANUAL...

Do you really think was you born?

Look!  A ladder!  Maybe it leads to heaven, or a sandwich!

How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?

Are you mentally here at Pizza Hut??

Is it because of problems at school that you say are me mentally
there at pizza hut?

CHUBBY CHECKER owns my BUILDING!

Earlier you said was the most heart warming rendition of you did
it your way'' you have ever heard?

And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!!

Maybe this has something to do with any hobbies you have?

INSIDE, I have the same personality disorder as LUCY RICARDO!!

Have you been scared of that?

This PORCUPINE knows his ZIPCODE..  And he has ``VISA''!!

You mentioned that you were high?

Send your questions to ``ASK ZIPPY'', Box 40474,
 San Francisco, CA 94140, USA

Perhaps your sex life are because of this.

This is my WILLIAM BENDIX memorial CORNER where I worship William
 Bendix like a GOD!!

Why should bendix get to have this god?

I'm having a BIG BANG THEORY!!

What makes you think you are having a big bang theory?

Our father who art in heaven..  I sincerely pray that SOMEBODY
 at this table will PAY for my SHREDDED WHAT and ENGLISH MUFFIN..
 and also leave a GENEROUS TIP...

Why do you say we're all watching phil silvers instead of ricardo
montalban?

As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection!

Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all
this?

I think my CAREER is RUINED!!

Is it because of your inhibitions that you say you think your
career is ruined?

Now that we're in LOVE, you can BUY this GOLDFISH for a 48% DISCOUNT.

Does the fact that we're in love I can buy this goldfish for a
48% discount explain anything else?

Well, I'm a classic ANAL RETENTIVE!!  And I'm looking for a way to
 VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!

Earlier you said you would like to perform?

I've been WRITING to SOPHIA LOREN every 45 MINUTES since JANUARY 1ST!!

What would happen if january 1st?

OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS??  Oh, YEH!!  First you need 4 GALLONS of JELL-O
 and a BIG WRENCH!!...  I think you drop th'WRENCH in the JELL-O as if
 it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT...  ...or...I...um...  WHERE'S the
 WASHING MACHINES?

You think too much about machines.

Yow!  STYROFOAM..

Can you elaborate on that?

HERE!!  Put THIS on!!  I'm in CHARGE!!

How do you reconcile some problems in your childhood?

--- I have seen the FUN ---