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   Role-Players are instruments of pure evil.
  '---': |-
   I work for T$R.
  _: |-
   Role-Playing
 U:
  '': |-
   I have a unix account to do my stuff in.
  '*': |-
   (some other(s) not listed)
  '+': |-
   I not only have a unix account, but I slam VMS any chance I get.
  '++': ! >-
   I've get the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of
   the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to.  I'm
   going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone.
  '+++': ! >-
   I don't need to crack /etc/passwd because I just modified su so that it
   doesn't prompt me.  The admin staff doesn't even know I'm here.  If you
   don't understand what I just said, this category does NOT apply to you!
  '-': |-
   I have a VMS account.
  '--': |-
   I've seen unix and didn't like it.  DEC rules!
  '---': |-
   Unix geeks are actually nerds in disguise.
  A: |-
   (AIX)
  B: |-
   (BSD)
  C: |-
   (SCO Unix)
  H: |-
   (HPUX)
  I: |-
   (IRIX)
  L: |-
   (Linux)
  O: |-
   (OSF/1 (aka Digital Unix))
  S: |-
   (SunOS/Solaris)
  U: |-
   (Ultrix)
  V: |-
   (SysV)
  X: |-
   (NeXT)
  _: |-
   UNIX
 V:
  '': |-
   I've used VMS.
  '+': |-
   I tend to like VMS better than Unix
  '++': ! >-
   Unix is a passing fad compared to the real power in the universe, my VMS
   system.
  '+++': ! >-
   I am a VMS sysadmin.  I wield far more power than those UNIX admins, because
   UNIX can be found on any dweeb's desktop.  Power through obscurity is my
   motto.
  '-': |-
   Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.
  '--': ! >-
   I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than suffer the
   agony of working with VMS.  It's reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of
   moose droppings.  Unix rules the universe.
  _: |-
   VMS
 W:
  '': |-
   I have a browser and a connection.  Occasionally I'll use them. 
  '+': ! >-
   I have the latest version of Netscape, and wander the web only when there's
   something specific I'm looking for.
  '++': ! >-
   I have a homepage.  I surf daily.  My homepage is advertised in my
   .signature.
  '+++': ! >-
   I am a WebMaster.  Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without
   the latest version of Netscape.  When I'm not on my normal net connection, I
   surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
  '-': ! >-
   The web is really a pain.  Life was so much easier when you could transfer
   information by simple ASCII.  Now everyone won't even consider your ideas
   unless you spiff them up with bandwidth-consuming pictures and pointless
   information links.
  '--': ! >-
   A pox on the Web!  It wastes time and bandwidth and just gives the
   uneducated morons a reason to clutter the Internet.
  _: |-
   World Wide Web
 X:
  '': |-
   Ho hum.  Just another Fox show.
  '+': ! >-
   I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember.  It's really
   kinda fun.
  '++': ! >-
   This is one of the better shows I've seen.  I wish I'd taped everything from
   the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes.  I'll periodically
   debate online.  I've Converted at least 5 people.  I've gotten a YAXA.
  '+++': >-
   This is the BEST show on TV, and it's about time.  I've seen everything
   David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson have ever done that been recorded and
   I'm a loyal Duchovny/ Gillian Anderson fan.  I've Converted at least 10
   people.  I have every episode at SP, debate the fine details on-line, and
   have a credit for at least 2 YAXAs. 
  '++++': |-
   I am Chris Carter
  '-': ! >-
   It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, let's face it,
   it's crap.
  '--': |-
   If I wanted to watch this kind of stuff, I'd talk to Oliver Stone
  _: |-
   X Files
 Y:
  '': |-
   I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.