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but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?
but if it was only supposed to be a three hour tour, why did the Howells bring all their money?
but if the plural of 'mouse' is 'mice', wouldn't the plural of 'spouse' be 'spice'?
but if they called them "Sad Meals", kids wouldn't buy them!
but if we get Sam Spade, we'll never have any puppies!
but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?
but if we had a snowmobile, wouldn't it melt before summer?
but if we have nothing to fear but fear itself, why does Eleanor Roosevelt wear that spooky mask?
but isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin?
but isn't that why they invented tube socks?
but just how will we get the weasel to hold still?
but me and Pippi Longstocking -- I mean, what would the children look like?
but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.
but shouldn't the bat boy be wearing a cape?
but then I would have to know what 'pondering' is, wouldn't I?"
but then my name would be 'Thumby'.
but there's still a bug stuck in here from last time!
but this time you put the trousers on the chimp!
but three round meals a day wouldn't be as hard to swallow.
but we're already naked!
but what if the hippopotamus won't wear the beach thong?
but what kind of rides do they have in Fabioland?
but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?
but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?
but why would Peter Bogdanovich?
but why would anyone want a depressed tongue?
but why would anyone want to see Snow White and the Seven Samurai?
but wouldn't his movies be more suitable for children if he was named Jean-Claude van Darn?
but, the Rockettes?  I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't it?
but, uh...something about a duck...
but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?
but I think I'd rather eat the Macarena.
but how are we going to find chaps our size?
but this time, you wear the tutu.
but I get all clammy inside the tent.
but balancing a family and a career ... ooh, it's all too much for me!
but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss!
but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
but a show about two talking lab mice?  Hoo!  It'll never get on the air!
but why would anyone want to Pierce Brosnan?
but three men in a tub?  Ooh, that's unsanitary!
but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?
but, umm, why would Sophia Loren do a musical?
but Kevin Costner with an English accent?
but what if we stick to the seat covers?
but 'apply North Pole' to what?
but <snort> no, no, it's too stupid!
but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish!
but do I really need two tongues?
but first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn't you?
but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
but it's a miracle that this one grew back!
but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime!
but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni?
but I prefer Space Jelly!
but burlap chafes me so!
but how will we get three pink flamingos into one pair of Capri pants?
but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.
but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
but will they let the Cranberry Duchess stay in the Lincoln Bedroom?
but wouldn't anything lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?