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package Acme::Dahut::Call;
use strict;
use Moose;
our $VERSION = '0.03';

has calls => (
    isa        => 'ArrayRef',
    is         => 'ro',
    auto_deref => 1,
    default    => sub {
        [
            (
                '*yarg*',           'Yo kids!',
                'DAAAHUUUUUT!!!!',  'DAAAAAHUUUT!',
                'METADATA!',        'Yo kids!',
                'DAAAAAHUUUUUUT!!', 'METADATA!',
                'Yo kids!',         'METADATA!',
                'DAHUUT!!',         'A THUD!',
                'AD HUT!',          'HAT DU!',
                'AT HUD!',          '-.. .- .... ..- -',
                'DAHUUUUT!',        'DAAAHUUT',
                'DAHUT?'
            )
        ];
    },
);

has actions => (
    isa        => 'ArrayRef',
    is         => 'ro',
    auto_deref => 1,
    default    => sub {
        [
            (
                'hides from the chaotic noise',
                'topples down the mountain',
                'scurries around in circles',
            )
        ];
    },
);

sub call {
    my $self  = shift;
    my @calls = $self->calls;
    return @calls[ rand scalar @calls ];
}

sub action {
    my $self    = shift;
    my @actions = $self->actions;
    return @actions[ rand scalar @actions ];
}

1;
__END__

=head1 NAME

Acme::Dahut::Call - replicates the melodious sound of the wild Dahut ... in Text.


=head1 VERSION

This document describes Acme::Dahut::Call version 0.0.1


=head1 SYNOPSIS

    use Acme::Dahut::Call;
    my $fauxhut = Acme::Dahut::Call->new();
    print $fauxhut->call()
  
=head1 DESCRIPTION

    The vocal ability of dahuts has inspired poets and musicians, from Chaucer to Wordsworth, 
    from Handel to Respighi. Dahutsong can be a natural phenomenon of intense beauty. But our 

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    A list of any modules that this module cannot be used in conjunction
    with. This may be due to name conflicts in the interface, or
    competition for system or program resources, or due to internal
    limitations of Perl (for example, many modules that use source code
    filters are mutually incompatible).

None reported.


=head1 BUGS AND LIMITATIONS

=for author to fill in:
    A list of known problems with the module, together with some
    indication Whether they are likely to be fixed in an upcoming
    release. Also a list of restrictions on the features the module
    does provide: data types that cannot be handled, performance issues
    and the circumstances in which they may arise, practical
    limitations on the size of data sets, special cases that are not
    (yet) handled, etc.

No bugs have been reported.

Please report any bugs or feature requests to
C<bug-acme-dahut-call@rt.cpan.org>, or through the web interface at
L<http://rt.cpan.org>.

=head1 SEE ALSO

L<Acme::Dahut>

=head1 AUTHOR

Chris Prather  C<< <perigrin@cpan.org> >>


=head1 LICENCE AND COPYRIGHT

Copyright (c) 2007, Chris Prather C<< <perigrin@cpan.org> >>. All rights reserved.

This module is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
modify it under the same terms as Perl itself. See L<perlartistic>.


=head1 DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY

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