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=head1 DIAGNOSTICS
Throws no warnings or errors of its own. But Chuck Norris can throw you wherever he likes.
use Acme::ChuckNorris does not die w/ “Can't locate Acme/ChuckNorris.pm in @INC …†it formats your hard drive
=head1 CONFIGURATION AND ENVIRONMENT
Chuck Norris requires no configuration files or environment variables (or food or love).
=head1 DEPENDENCIES
Chuck Norris depends on nothing.
That said, individual functions might require() something. If so it will be documented w/ the function and in the Build.PL and Makefile.PL
=head1 INCOMPATIBILITIES
Chuck Norris is compatible with anything he chooses. The only driver he ever uses is a pile driver.
=head1 BUGS AND LIMITATIONS
Chuck Norris has no limitations.
No bugs have been reported.
Please report any bugs or feature requests to
C<bug-acme-chucknorris@rt.cpan.org>, or through the web interface at
L<http://rt.cpan.org>.
=head1 TODO
Random Chuck Norris Joke function
Chuck Norris exception handler with only the ability to throw() (as-in "off a building")
=head2 SUBMIT YOUR IDEAS
There is a lot of potential for this module and ideas are welcome.
I initially thought to fiddle with kill() and die() for grins but, for now at least, the inner Chuck says no.
=head1 THANKS
To Chuck Norris for being so awesome
My pals Woody and Parker for their Chuck-spiration
L<Acme::EyeDrops> for being so slick
=head1 SEE ALSO
For the crypto fans: L<WWW::SchneierFacts>
=head1 AUTHOR
This module wrote itself, just ask Daniel Muey C<< <http://drmuey.com/cpan_contact.pl> >>
=head1 LICENCE AND COPYRIGHT
Copyright (c) 2010, Daniel Muey C<< <http://drmuey.com/cpan_contact.pl> >>. All rights reserved.
This module is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
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