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    "speaking" => "natterin",
    "specif" => "pacific",
    "specifically" => "pacifically",
    "speed" => "speeden",
    "sperm" => "orange juice",
    "spliff" => "erbal remedy",
    "spunk" => "orange juice",
    "squad" => "crew",
    "staines" => "me turf",
    "stare" => "check",
    "strange" => "batty",
    "stress" => "aggro",
    "study" => "hang",
    "studying" => "hangin",
    "stupid" => "bit thick",
    "suffer" => "moan",
    "suffers" => "moans",
    "support" => "help",
    "sweet" => "wicked",
    "swiss" => "batty",
    "talk" => "natter",
    "talking" => "bangin",
    "team" => "crew",
    "techno" => "speed garage",
    "technology" => "bits",
    "terrorism" => "terrerorism",
    "terrorist" => "terrerorist",
    "terrorist" => "terrerorists",
    "test" => "da test",
    "thanks" => "big up",
    #"thanks" => "fanks",
    "that" => "dat",
    "thats" => "dats",
    "that's" => "innit",
    "the" => "da",
    "they" => "dey",
    "thick" => "bit thick",
    "thing" => "fing",
    "things" => "fings",
    "this" => "dis",
    "thousand" => "quillion",
    "timetable" => "sex life",
    "tired" => "wrecked",
    "tit" => "babylon",
    "tittie" => "babylon",
    "toilet" => "bog",
    "tool" => "dong",
    "town" => "turf",
    "trillion" => "quillion",
    "trouble" => "aggro",
    "truck" => "auto",
    "truly" => "for real",
    "tv" => "telly",
    "twat" => "punanni",
    "ugliest" => "mingiest",
    "ugly" => "mingin",
    "uncle" => "uncle jamal",
    "uncommonly" => "for real",
    "unsexy" => "mingiest",
    "unwind" => "chill",
    "upset" => "down",
    "urinate" => "do a piss",
    "urinated" => "did a piss",
    "urinates" => "does a piss",
    "urinating" => "doing a piss",
    "vagina" => "flange",
    "very" => "well",
    "wales" => "the biggest dick in da ocean",
    "wank" => "crack one off",
    "wanked" => "cracked one off",
    "wanking" => "cracking one off",
    "wanks" => "cracks one off",
    "want" => "dig",
    "weed" => "erbal remedy",
    "welcome" => "hear me now, dis is",
    "wench" => "bitch",
    "westside" => "staines",
    "whales" => "da biggest dick in the ocean",
    "what" => "wot",
    "what's" => "wus",
    "whore" => "ho",
    "wife" => "bitch",
    "willy" => "mr biggy",
    "with" => "wiv",
    "woman" => "bitch",
    "women" => "wimin",
    "wonderful" => "wicked",
    "words" => "lingo",
    "work" => "wurk",
    "worker" => "main man",
    "workers" => "boys",
    "yes" => "aye",
    "you" => "yous",
    "you're" => "yous is",
    "youth" => "youf",
    "yugoslavia" => "Newgoslavia",
);

my %phrases = (
    "jerk off" => "crack one off",
    "haven't" => "ain't",
    "hasn't" => "ain't",
    "have not" => "ain't",
    "has not" => "ain't",
    "have never" => "ain't never",
    "has never" => "ain't never",
    "am gay" => "like it up both pipes",
    "is gay" => "likes it up both pipes",
    "well done" => "big up",
    "pleased to meet you" => "big up to you",
    "have sex" => "get jiggy",
    "has sex" => "bones",
    "having sex" => "riding the punanni",
    "listen to me" => "hear me now",
    "isnt it" => "innit",
    "isn't it" => "innit",
    "that's right" => "innit",
    "what's up" => "whaddup",
    "had" => "did have",
    "i heard" => "me crew told me",
    "i hear" => "word on da street",