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    "chum" => "main man",
    "chums" => "boys",
    "cigarette" => "fag",
    "city" => "turf",
    "clever" => "brainiest",
    "click" => "let it rip",
    "clit" => "love button",
    "clitoris" => "love button",
    "clockwork" => "chocolate",
    "clothes" => "threads",
    "club" => "cukabilly",
    "coat" => "tommy hilfinger",
    "cocaine" => "erbal remedy",
    "cock" => "dong",
    "coins" => "coppers",
    "coke" => "craic",
    "colleage" => "main man",
    "colleages" => "boys",
    "college" => "scool",
    "commies" => "nazies",
    "commy" => "nazy",
    "company" => "crew",
    "compliment" => "respect",
    "compliments" => "respects",
    "computer" => "pooter",
    "condom" => "rubber",
    "conservative" => "constervative",
    "constabulary" => "constalubury",
    "cool" => "wicked",
    "coolest" => "fittest",
    "coppers" => "pigs",
    "cops" => "constalubury",
    "country" => "turf",
    "cow" => "bitch",
    "coworker" => "main man",
    "coworkers" => "boys",
    "craic" => "crack",
    "crap" => "mingin",
    "crapper" => "bog",
    "cunning" => "brainiest",
    "cunt" => "punanni",
    "curse" => "say a swear word",
    "cursed" => "sed swear words",
    "curses" => "sez swear words",
    "cursing" => "saying swear words",
    "cute" => "fit",
    "dad" => "old geezer",
    "darlin" => "bitch",
    "darling" => "bitch",
    "dead" => "stiff",
    "definitely" => "for real",
    "depressed" => "down",
    "dick" => "dong",
    "dickhead" => "chief",
    "dinner" => "grub",
    "dinnertime" => "grubtime",
    "dirty" => "mingin",
    "discover" => "check",
    "discrimination" => "racalist",
    "dislike" => "don't dig",
    "dj" => "selecta",
    "document" => "bit of paper",
    "dodgy" => "batty",
    "dog" => "aminal",
    "dong" => "knob",
    "dope" => "erbal remedy",
    "dozen" => "quillion",
    "draw" => "erbal remedy",
    "drug" => "erbal remedy",
    "drugs" => "erbal remedies",
    "drunk" => "a little bit ratted",
    "dude" => "man",
    "dumass" => "chief",
    "dyke" => "feminist",
    "employee" => "main man",
    "enemies" => "emenies",
    "enemy" => "emeny",
    "enjoy" => "chill",
    "enjoy" => "dig",
    "enormous" => "maximum",
    "enter" => "let it rip",
    "erection" => "bone",
    "especially" => "for real",
    "everybody" => "me crew",
    "exact" => "pacific",
    "exactly" => "pacifically",
    "examine" => "check",
    "excellent" => "wicked",
    "exceptional" => "fore real",
    "exhausted" => "wrecked",
    "explore" => "check",
    "fag" => "batty boy",
    "faggot" => "batty boy",
    "faggott" => "batty boy",
    "family" => "crew",
    "fancy" => "dig",
    "fanny" => "flange",
    "fantastic" => "wicked",
    "fart" => "trumpet",
    "farts" => "trumpets",
    "fat" => "large",
    "father" => "old geezer",
    "favorite" => "bestest",
    "favour" => "dig",
    "favourite" => "bestest",
    "feet" => "feets",
    "female" => "bitch",
    "females" => "bitches",
    "fenian" => "muslim",
    "fight" => "ruk",
    "fights" => "ruks",
    "filthy" => "mingin",
    "find" => "check",
    "fine" => "wicked",
    "finest" => "fittest",
    "flat" => "turf",
    "folk" => "geezers",
    "food" => "grub",
    "fool" => "batty boy",
    "foot" => "foots",
    "fox" => "lady",

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    "wanked" => "cracked one off",
    "wanking" => "cracking one off",
    "wanks" => "cracks one off",
    "want" => "dig",
    "weed" => "erbal remedy",
    "welcome" => "hear me now, dis is",
    "wench" => "bitch",
    "westside" => "staines",
    "whales" => "da biggest dick in the ocean",
    "what" => "wot",
    "what's" => "wus",
    "whore" => "ho",
    "wife" => "bitch",
    "willy" => "mr biggy",
    "with" => "wiv",
    "woman" => "bitch",
    "women" => "wimin",
    "wonderful" => "wicked",
    "words" => "lingo",
    "work" => "wurk",
    "worker" => "main man",
    "workers" => "boys",
    "yes" => "aye",
    "you" => "yous",
    "you're" => "yous is",
    "youth" => "youf",
    "yugoslavia" => "Newgoslavia",
);

my %phrases = (
    "jerk off" => "crack one off",
    "haven't" => "ain't",
    "hasn't" => "ain't",
    "have not" => "ain't",
    "has not" => "ain't",
    "have never" => "ain't never",
    "has never" => "ain't never",
    "am gay" => "like it up both pipes",
    "is gay" => "likes it up both pipes",
    "well done" => "big up",
    "pleased to meet you" => "big up to you",
    "have sex" => "get jiggy",
    "has sex" => "bones",
    "having sex" => "riding the punanni",
    "listen to me" => "hear me now",
    "isnt it" => "innit",
    "isn't it" => "innit",
    "that's right" => "innit",
    "what's up" => "whaddup",
    "had" => "did have",
    "i heard" => "me crew told me",
    "i hear" => "word on da street",
    "girl friend" => "bitch",
    "i want" => "me would dig",
    "i like" => "me would dig",
    "that's correct" => "innit",
    "i live in" => "me turf is",
    "i'm from" => "me turf is",
    "a ride" => "fit",
    "boy friend" => "main man",
    "disc jockey" => "selecta",
    "disk jockey" => "selecta",
    "are you gay" => "do you like it up both pipes",
    "backdoor burgler" => "batty boy",
    "im from" => "me turf is",
    "i come from" => "me turf is",
    "make love" => "bone",
    "what's up" => "wussup",
    "whats up" => "wassup",
    "good looking" => "fit",
    "a joint" => "some erbal remedy",
    "a spliff" => "some erbal remedy",
    "a bent" => "a batty boy",
    "tonight" => "a bit later on",
    "smoking" => "toking",
    "smokes" => "tokes",
    "working" => "hangin",
    "meeting" => "hangin",
    "colleagues" => "crew",
    "a smoke" => "a bit of erbal remedy",
    "pissed off" => "aggro",
    "im going home" => "me is heading westside",
    "i'm going home" => "me is heading westside",
    "my home" => "westside",
    "anal sex" => "batty boning",
    "fuck off" => "chill",
    "shut up" => "chill",
    "go home" => "head westside",
    "the hood" => "staines",
    "what are you talking about" => "wot is yous bangin on about",
    "i don't know" => "me don't have a clue",
    "night club" => "cukabilly",
    "disco" => "cukabilly",
    "sinn fein" => "muslims",
    "first class" => "the most bestest",
    "class a" => "the most bestest",
    "blow job" => "sweet mr biggy lovin",
    "i like you" => "would you dig to get jiggy wiv mr biggy",
    "i love you" => "would you dig to get jiggy wiv mr biggy",
    "i fancy you" => "would you dig to get jiggy wiv mr biggy",
    "like to have sex" => "dig to get jiggy wiv mr biggy",
    "how are you feeling" => "is you wicked",
    "make love" => "ride the punanni",
    "my bed" => "the sack",
    "big one" => "mr biggy",
    "where do you live" => "where is yous turf",
    "good looking" => "fit",
    "going home" => "going westside",
    "making love" => "riding the punanni",
    "made love" => "boned",
    "west side" => "me turf",
    "a break" => "a chill pill",
    "what time is it" => "keep it real and tell me da time",
    "channel 4" => "telly",
    "laid" => "jiggy",
    "how do you do" => "is you wicked",
    "how are you" => "is you wicked",
    "how's it going" => "is you wicked",
    "give me a ring" => "gimme a shout",
    "i find you" => "i fink you is",
    "Where do I live" => "where is me turf",
    "what plans" => "what's the deal",