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L<Announced on 2011-07-20 by Zefram|http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2011/07/msg175014.html>
Carter held out a hand towards the middle of the room. `See that
fountain?' A ten-metre-wide marble wedding cake, topped with a
winged cherub wrestling a serpent, duly appeared. Water cascaded
down from a gushing wound in the cherub's neck. Carter said, `It's
being computed by redundancies in the sketch of the city. I can
extract the results, because I know exactly where to look for them --
but nobody else would have a hope in hell of picking them out.'
Peer walked up to the fountain. Even as he approached, he noticed
that the spray was intangible; when he dipped his hand in the water
around the base he felt nothing, and the motion he made with his
fingers left the foaming surface unchanged. They were spying on
the calculations, not interacting with them; the fountain was a
closed system.
Carter said, `In your case, of course, nobody will need to know
the results. Except you -- and you'll know them because you'll
/be/ them.'
=head2 v5.15.0 - Neil Gaiman, "The Graveyard Book"
L<Announced on 2011-06-20 by David Golden|http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2011/06/msg173748.html>
If you dare nothing, then when the day is over, nothing is all you will have gained.
=head2 v5.14.4 - Arthur C. Clarke, "The Nine Billion Names of God"
L<Announced on 2013-03-11 by Dave Mitchell|http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2013/03/msg199988.html>
He began to sing, but gave it up after a while. This vast arena of
mountains, gleaming like whitely hooded ghosts on every side, did not
encourage such ebullience. Presently George glanced at his watch.
'Should be there in an hour,' he called back over his shoulder to
Chuck. Then he added, in an afterthought: 'Wonder if the computer's
finished its run. It was due about now.'
Chuck didn't reply, so George swung round in his saddle. He could just
see Chuck's face, a white oval turned towards the sky.
'Look,' whispered Chuck, and George lifted his eyes to heaven. (There
is always a last time for everything.)
Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.
=head2 v5.14.3 - William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
L<Announced on 2012-10-12 by Dominic Hargreaves|http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2012/10/msg194057.html>
The poor world is almost six thousand years old, and in all
this time there was not any man died in his own person,
videlicit, in a love-cause. Troilus had his brains dashed
out with a Grecian club; yet he did what he could to die
before, and he is one of the patterns of love. Leander, he
would have lived many a fair year, though Hero had turned
nun, if it had not been for a hot midsummer night; for, good
youth, he went but forth to wash him in the Hellespont and
being taken with the cramp was drowned and the foolish
coroners of that age found it was 'Hero of Sestos.' But these
are all lies: men have died from time to time and worms have
eaten them, but not for love.
=head2 v5.14.2 - L<< Larry Wall, January 12, 1988 <992@devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> |http://groups.google.com/group/comp.sources.d/msg/5d17fa68c250b9b2 >>
L<Announced on 2011-09-26 by Florian Ragwitz|http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2011/09/msg177618.html>
It's not so much that people don't value the programs after they have them--they
do value them. But they're not the sort of thing that would ever catch on if
they had to overcome the marketing barrier. (I don't yet know if perl will
catch on at all--I'm worried enough about it that I specifically included an
awk-to-perl translator just to help it catch on.) Maybe it's all just an
inferiority complex. Or maybe I don't like to be mercenary.
So I guess I'd say that the reason some software comes free is that the
mechanism for selling it is missing, either from the work environment, or from
the heart of the programmer.
=head2 v5.14.1 - L<< Larry Wall, January 12, 1988 <992@devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> |http://groups.google.com/group/comp.sources.d/msg/5d17fa68c250b9b2 >>
L<Announced on 2011-06-16 by Jesse Vincent|http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2011/06/msg173650.html>
At this point I'm no longer working for a company that makes me sign
my life away, but by now I'm in the habit. Besides, I still harbor
the deep-down suspicion that nobody would pay money for what I write,
since most of it just helps you do something better that you could
already do some other way. How much money would you personally pay
to upgrade from readnews to rn? How much money would you pay for
the patch program? As for warp, it's a mere game. And anything you
can do with perl you can eventually do with an amazing and totally
unreadable conglomeration of awk, sed, sh and C.
=head2 v5.14.0 - L<< Larry Wall, January 12, 1988 <992@devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> |http://groups.google.com/group/comp.sources.d/msg/5d17fa68c250b9b2 >>
L<Announced on 2011-05-14 by Jesse Vincent|http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2011/05/msg172326.html>
At the start of any project, I'm programming primarily to please
myself. (The two chief virtues in a programmer are laziness and
impatience.) After a while somebody looks over my shoulder and says,
"That's neat. It'd be neater if it did such-and-so." So the thing
gets neater. Pretty soon (a year or two) I have an rn, a warp, a patch,
or a perl. One of these years I'll have a metaconfig.
I then say to myself, "I don't want my life's work to die when this
computer is scrapped, so I should let some other people use this. If I
ask my company to sell this, it'll never see the light of day, and nobody
would pay much for it anyway. If I sell it myself, I'll be in trouble with
my company, to whom I signed my life away when I was hired. If I give it
away, I can pretend it was worthless in the first place, so my company
won't care. In any event, it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission."
So a freely distributable program is born.
=head2 v5.14.0-RC3 - American Airlines Gate Agent, last call
L<Announced on 2011-05-11 by Jesse Vincent|http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2011/05/msg172282.html>
This is the last call for flight 1697 with service to Chicago and
continuing service to San Francisco. All passengers should already be
aboard. If you aren't aboard at this time, you will be denied boarding
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