Acme-ConspiracyTheory-Random
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Installing Acme-ConspiracyTheory-Random should be straightforward.
INSTALLATION WITH CPANMINUS
If you have cpanm, you only need one line:
% cpanm Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random
If you are installing into a system-wide directory, you may need to pass
the "-S" flag to cpanm, which uses sudo to install the module:
% cpanm -S Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random
INSTALLATION WITH THE CPAN SHELL
Alternatively, if your CPAN shell is set up, you should just be able to
do:
% cpan Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random
MANUAL INSTALLATION
lib/Acme/ConspiracyTheory/Random.pm view on Meta::CPAN
if ( my $c = $redstring->{disease_cause} ) {
push @x, (
"$c is addictive",
);
}
if ( my $m = $redstring->{misinformation} ) {
push @x, (
"they indoctrinate people about '$m' at schools and if it were the truth they wouldn't need to",
"'$m' gets pushed down our throats by mass media",
"'$m' is a false-flag operation",
);
}
if ( my $auth = $redstring->{authority} ) {
push @x, (
"$auth are the obvious people to go to",
"$auth are the only ones with the power to stop them",
"$auth are able to save us",
);
}
lib/Acme/ConspiracyTheory/Random.pm view on Meta::CPAN
'Columbine',
'Sandy Hook',
'the Boston Marathon Bombing',
'Malaysia Airlines Flight 370',
'the JFK assassination',
'Project Monarch',
'the 1993 WTC bombing',
'the 2017 hurricane season (Project Geostorm)',
'Deepwater Horizon',
);
$redstring->{topic} = { name => 'false flag operations', plural => 1 };
"$badevent was orchestrated by the US government";
},
sub {
$redstring->{topic} = { name => 'glaciers', plural => 1 };
$redstring->{random_place} //= 'Greenland';
"global warming is a hoax";
},
sub {
$redstring->{topic} = { name => 'geology', plural => 0 };
'the US government knows exactly when Yellowstone will erupt';
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