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=back

=head1 BUGS

As you'd expect.

Some of our competitors, being the jealous types, and some troublemakers,
having nothing better to do, claim that our fulfillment and quality assurance
departments are full of errors.  We disclaim this, specifically in five parts:

=over 4

=item C<bad_product>

Some people claim that we ship bad products, up to 30% of the time.  This is
not true.  All of our products work exactly as we have designed them to work.
Any error rests with the user, or more likely a competing product clever
disguised as ours.

=item C<breaks>

Another claim is that our work breaks up to 10% of the time.  This is a lie
that we shall not dignify any further.

=item C<breaks_when_needed>

The third claim is that our products somehow detect your hour of need and