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Jack Bauer's preferred method of killing terrorists is actually just pointing his gun in the general direction he wants to shoot and using his sheer force of will to realign time and space so that the bullet from the gun is now in the terrorist. Trig...
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Jack Bauer was disqualified of Big Brother because he was torturing the other participants. 
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When Jack Bauer sees a terrorist with half a head, he stops laughing and reloads.
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Everytime someone gets their ass kicked, Jack Bauer gets a royalty.
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If Jack Bauer wants his bullets to kill Superman, his bullets will kill Superman.
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The creators of the 007 movies offered Keifer Sutherland a position as the new James Bond. They then re-named the movie to, "0024."
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Now Curtis knows what happens when you ask Jack Bauer personal questions.
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Jack Bauer Syndrome isn't an illness, it's a cause of death.
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Jack Bauer keeps a gun in his couch.  You don't want to know what he keeps in his La-Z-Boy.
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Jack Bauer once hit two home runs on the same pitch.
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Jack Bauer once ate Froot Loops and was told to follow his nose. He ended up finding 40 terrorists in an abandoned warehouse.